it seems the designer used only ones and twos in all of creatures I guess that makes us all kin folk in a way, and to think all have the same number of eyes which is aways above the one nose which is above the one mouth which is in front of the two ears. It just happened that way, not in a hundred trillion light years
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Yeah....goodness knows most creatures have two eyes because someone was designing them and NOT because binocular vision is the most useful and efficient arrangement for determing depth and distance via the triangulation effect produced by the separation of the two eyeballs.
...not in a hundred trillion light years
Light years are a measurement of distance, not a measurement of time.
Imbecile.
Thanks for pointing this out, Inbredd.
Question: Have you ever seen a bee? A mosquito? A starfish? A jellyfish? An octopus? A hummingbird? A porpoise?
*not in a hundred trillion light years*
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"it seems the designer used only ones and twos in all of creatures I guess that makes us all kin folk in a way, and to think all have the same number of eyes which is aways above the one nose which is above the one mouth which is in front of the two ears."
Except for insects which have compound eyes, or arachnids which have two distinct types of eyes. Then of course there's creatures who have none of those features or only a few of those features.
"It just happened that way, not in a hundred trillion light years"
Light years are a measurement of distance not time, nimrod.
Gawd, I am getting sick of these muthafuckin' fundies on my muthafuckin' planet.
Yeah, not so much with the originality, I know. But considering that my paternal grandfather was that one-in-a-million mix of both a SCIENCE TEACHER and a METHODIST PREACHER ...
Makes me ALMOST glad he kicked it in '87. He doesn't have to risk his blood pressure on these asswipes.
Life found a niche and diversified. This design works well enough that it doesn't need to be rewritten, just refined.
Light years is a unit of distance, you unit-abusing douchecock.
I hate you more than the people who confuse watts and watt-hours!!
Spiders have eight legs. Flies have numerous eyes, but 2 large lenses. Some snakes have multiple nostrils but no actual "nose" and the have no ears.
Starfish have NONE of these features.
FAIL.
"It just happened that way, not in a hundred trillion light years"
*headdesk*
It's not time, it's distance, dumbfuck.
A light year is a unit of distance, not time.
You might wanna check out some animal biology books too.
You do realize that if we had evolved with three eyes, four ears, and a trunk instead of a nose, you idiots would still point to us and say we were in the image of the creator.
In the beginning, man created god in his own image.
He's right! I went for a number one earlier tonight, then I realised I needed a number two too. Funny how I never needed a number three. Praise be! Sweet holy lord baby Jesus on high, shine your majestic light upon us all.
no, it's the logical order, and the order that allows us to survive effectively.
Now look at snails, with the two eyes on stalks, it has no nose or ears, and the mouth is it's foot, same with slugs.
Well, if we all came from Adam and Eve, we'd all be kinfolk.
Why don't all us humans have the same color skin, hair and eyes and Adam & Eve?
"kinfolk"?
(somewhere in the deep forest, a banjo string is ominously plucked)
Hey Ibredd-- I bet in your neck of the woods, facial symmetry is not exactly the norm.
Homodont.
Ones and twos of all traits in all creatures? I assume cells, strands of hair, muscles, bones, tentacles, eyes and legs (insects, dammit) don't count, then?
And, um, light years is a measure of distance, not time...
Yes, everything in nature is grouped in even or odd numbers. Who would have thought? Stuff only appears in pairs, or not in pairs, the explanation must be god.
*headdesk*
Just like we all have two fingers and two toes and- wait a minute...
*looks down at my fingers: 1, 2, 3, 4 (with claws on the ends)*
Uh, never mind.
Flounders (some species), jellyfish, spiders...
Here's a little hint if you want to be taken seriously: avoid blanket statements, and stick to observable reality.
...but then, you'd pretty much stay silent, no?
But did he make the Kessel run in 12 parsecs?
He did, actually. Less than 12 parsecs.
I love how they 'fixed' their mistake of thinking parsecs was a time unit - apparently the 'Kessel Run' is something that's measured in distance, rather than speed.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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