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#538285
the_ignored
Yeah, we all know how good a public speaker ol' Dubya is, eh?
6/11/2008 10:17:03 PM
#538296
SurfinSeaOtter
Obama will never make Dubya'isms... I'll miss those
6/11/2008 10:22:43 PM
#538303
Mike
kristine probably has an altar to Dubya.
6/11/2008 10:26:04 PM
#538304
Amanda
At least he never asked "is our children learning?".
6/11/2008 10:26:52 PM
#538313
CeilingCat
I have asthma and I don't think kristine knows jack shit about it. In fact, I think she should STFU before KARMA comes around and decides to hand her a big fat case of it.
6/11/2008 10:32:53 PM
#538315
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
Gain. Some. Perspective.
6/11/2008 10:33:10 PM
#538332
aaa
And you voted Bush, right?
6/11/2008 10:44:18 PM
#538342
kingoftheheavies
"And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." --George W. Bush, Mesa, Arizona, May 27, 2008
"I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." --George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007
"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." --George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007
6/11/2008 10:50:40 PM
#538349
MM
Wow, that thread is full of epic fail.
6/11/2008 10:56:35 PM
#538355
Philbert McAdamia
Thanks, KotH for posting a few Bushisms, tough to add to this thread. There are books, calendars, whole websites dedicated to the stammerings of the Missing Link in the W.H., and McCain could easily add more of the same. Very hard to pick out a few favorites of my own, reference "Dumbass" by Jules Carlysle if you want a sad chuckle or 1400.
Obama stammered once? tsk tsk. Der Schimpanzee does 400 a day.
6/11/2008 11:02:12 PM
#538357
Allegory for Jesus
Obama is a much better speaker than McCain, if you compare their best speeches to one another, and their worst speeches to one another. And lack of sleep has a profound effect on consciousness. Overconfident moron.
6/11/2008 11:03:35 PM
#538368
Deep Search
Uh huh. These people see Obama misspeak/stammer in one speech and label him a complete imbecile who can't speak before a group of people without a script and teleprompter. Yeah, like he's never, ever spoken without one before now... 9__9()
Talk about grasping at straws.
6/11/2008 11:13:57 PM
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6/11/2008 11:15:43 PM
#538381
tmr
I know. How could such a horrendous orator follow behind the perfection of the Shrub?
The entire thread is full of ignorance, over reactions and blindness.
These RR people really are off their rockers. Words like "horrified" were used to express reaction to a flub of Obama's. Horrified? Holy hell, what do they say every time the shrub opens his mouth? I know, they don't notice, they're blinded by the glow around his head.
What total and complete whack jobs.
6/11/2008 11:20:07 PM
#538388
Little Miss
Let me guess. You voted for Bush. So much better.
6/11/2008 11:24:55 PM
#538404
Comicartist
@kingoftheheavies
Those Bushims made my day.
6/11/2008 11:40:38 PM
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6/11/2008 11:55:51 PM
#538435
DW
You don't think Obama can run america if he hasn't had a good nights sleep, maybe he has been up all night thinking how to get america to be better and clean up the mess that the brain damaged ex-plonky Bush has left the country in!
6/11/2008 11:58:38 PM
#538441
nfp
LOL. They're really terrified of this guy. I love it.
6/12/2008 12:03:17 AM
#538442
Moondog
@kingoftheheavies: there is a woman in Worcester, MA who has that calendar. My mom was thrilled to pieces when I gave it to her for Christmas. I'm not sure if it has my favorites: nucular and Venzawela.
6/12/2008 12:04:03 AM
#538496
Jeff Weskamp
Obama is a great public speaker. And compared to George W. Bush, he's another Cicero or Demosthenes!
6/12/2008 12:56:30 AM
#538498
Nowonmai
Oh yeah, and your bible thumping talking Chimp Bush is such a great orator.
6/12/2008 12:58:10 AM
#538512
Grigadil
Dubya can't speak unless Cheney's hand is up his ass.
6/12/2008 1:04:07 AM
#538518
MysticalChicken
I'm going to hazard a guess that you haven't been paying attention to any of *'s speeches in the last eight years.
6/12/2008 1:05:39 AM
#538537
Ken1971
McCain's oratorical skills are a soporific that puts Tryptophan to shame. (It's my birthday so I'm allowed to use big words to make me look erudite)
6/12/2008 1:16:22 AM
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