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Because science is a false religion. It is a disguise used by anti-God conspirators to indoctrinate people into abandoning truth and serving a false idol. They wrap their faith in words that make it seem "neutral" but it is not at all neutral. It is anti-God, anti-truth, anti-human.

Those who accept their teaching and bow down to it can have their indoctrination recognized and move up the heirarchy.

Other "Scientists" that is those that bow before the false god "scient" will award their proteges with diplomas and jobs. That is why the medical profession is rife with professional killers. They call for more and more killing all the time to serve "scient" his blood meals.

Abortion, Euthanasia, Infanticide, depopulation are the fruits of the scient worshippers. Each of those requires the death of people.

jackaroni, Yahoo!Answers 57 Comments [6/16/2008 2:45:59 PM]
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Porky Pine

And yet, this guy uses a computer to broadcast his message.

Ok...

6/16/2008 2:51:11 PM

kingoftheheavies



What a fuckstick.

6/16/2008 2:54:47 PM

Firthy2002

Science gave you the computer you wrote that on.

6/16/2008 2:56:32 PM

Eden

That is why the medical profession is rife with professional killers. They call for more and more killing all the time to serve "scient" his blood meals.

I hope then, that you act accordingly and don´t consult a modern medic if you are ill or have an accident ;)

6/16/2008 2:56:42 PM

LordJiro

...Scient?

What the HELL are you smoking?

6/16/2008 2:58:06 PM

Scient :)

Yes, and our Great Lord Scient bestows upon us the paganistic concept of something called 'intelligence', something of which you'll never find the need of using.

I think you yourself are an anti-intellectual.

6/16/2008 3:07:24 PM

Bilge Rat

That is why the medical profession is rife with professional killers. They call for more and more killing all the time to serve "scient" his blood meals.

Damn, he found us out! >:(

Blood for the Blood God!

6/16/2008 3:13:22 PM

Lefty Link

Oh Scient, I bow before you naked!

6/16/2008 3:22:25 PM

Thundersqueaks

Quite ironic of you, jackaroni. Accusing others of worshipping an invented god.

6/16/2008 3:24:38 PM

Nirjuana

*facepalm*

6/16/2008 3:25:02 PM

libber

Oh great god scient, I know you hate humans so much that you want to kill them all, please teach me your bloody murderous ways!

Scient: dude, I've extended the lifespan of humans by at least 30 years, made medical discoveries to cure many deadly diseases, and made life easier for the richest in the world. Now how about you get off your lazy ass and go help people who haven't reaped the benefits that you have in your nice comfortable life!

6/16/2008 3:25:02 PM

Blayze Kohime

Also those evil wicked stem cells that may one day cure you or your children of horrible diseases. I expect you to decline any treatment that was developed from them, Jackaroni.

6/16/2008 3:26:36 PM

Imroy

Scient? WTF?

Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

6/16/2008 3:28:56 PM

Horsefeathers

"Because science is a false religion."

Science is not a religion. I'm not sure how you could confuse the two as they're diametrically opposed to one another.

"It is a disguise used by anti-God conspirators to indoctrinate people into abandoning truth and serving a false idol. They wrap their faith in words that make it seem "neutral" but it is not at all neutral. It is anti-God, anti-truth, anti-human."

Shut off your computer, give away all your possessions and live in a cave. That's where you'd be without science buddy boy.

"Those who accept their teaching and bow down to it can have their indoctrination recognized and move up the heirarchy."

That's not even close to how science works. You're an ignorant one, aren't you.

"Other "Scientists" that is those that bow before the false god "scient" will award their proteges with diplomas and jobs. That is why the medical profession is rife with professional killers. They call for more and more killing all the time to serve "scient" his blood meals."

Ok, now I'm almost positive you're a Poe. Who the hell would think there's a god called "Scient" which scientists worship?

"Abortion, Euthanasia, Infanticide, depopulation are the fruits of the scient worshippers. Each of those requires the death of people."

I hope for your sake you aren't serious about any of this.

6/16/2008 3:33:29 PM

Grigadil

jackaroni. The name inspires great thoughts.


6/16/2008 3:35:15 PM

Dagger

*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*sobs*

6/16/2008 3:42:07 PM

Illuminatalie

Science is great! It allows people like you to tell people like us that you are batshit crazy and should be watched at all times.

6/16/2008 3:50:33 PM

John_in_Oz

You know this because the voices in your head tell you so. It's a conspiracy by Scientists that this incontrovertible evidence doesn't get published in peer-reviewed journals.
I'm a bit surprised by your claim that the medical profession is calling for more killing. Perhaps you can cite the professional journals you're referring to? You wouldn't just be pulling shit out of your arse and calling it evidence, now would you?

6/16/2008 4:00:09 PM

Quantum Mechanic

So post that worthless shit without science, asshat.

6/16/2008 4:20:09 PM

Falconer

"Other "Scientists" that is those that bow before the false god "scient""

Buh.

Buh?

Buh!!!

He sprained my brain!!

6/16/2008 4:38:12 PM

Sanity

"Scientists" that is those that bow before the false god "scient"
That's a new one...

6/16/2008 5:28:41 PM

aaa

No computers for you!

6/16/2008 5:48:33 PM

One Trick Pony

I think the fake god you're trying to give to the scientists there is "science" not "scient."

6/16/2008 5:50:46 PM

anonymous_troy

Science is just an explanation of reality.

Sorry if reality is anti-God, perhaps you could transfer to a different reality?

6/16/2008 6:05:06 PM

Poisoned Rationality

anonymous_troy: I kind of think he already has.

6/16/2008 6:19:26 PM

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