The egg came first (the question does not specify what kind of egg it is, and dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens).
6/19/2008 9:05:24 PM
I can't find a single hole in this entire, original, well-thought-out argument. This kid's a genius; give him a cookie.
6/19/2008 9:14:45 PM
The brilliance ... the lucidity .. they're compelling.
6/19/2008 11:51:49 PM
Empress of Zind
*weeps bitter tears for the atrocities perpetrated on the English language*
6/20/2008 2:58:23 AM
Asteroids was a video game in the 80's, not a scientific theory.
God makes more sense to you because it's a ridiculously simplified means of explaining how the universe began. Most things in reality are far too complex for you to fathom, yet for some reason you seem to think that the event that caused to universe to exist should be incredibly simple and explained in no more than one sentence. The creationist version of the beginning of the universe is far more simple than the reason water freezes. Why would the creation of the universe be the simplest thing to understand in science?
6/20/2008 2:03:24 PM
Judging by the grammatical errors littered throughout your ...err... whatever the fuck that was...
I've managed to work out what you actually intended for your name. Zero_intelligence_kid.
6/20/2008 2:41:54 PM
I swear kids are just getting dumber.
6/21/2008 12:18:42 AM
I fucking hate text speak.
6/21/2008 12:44:56 PM
"I fucking hate text speak."
As do I Ambrielle, as do I.
Not as much as I hate... "She goes..." "He went.." or "I'm all like.."
The FUCKING word is SAID, S A I D, SAID!
6/21/2008 2:58:11 PM
first, learn to master the English language. THEN attempt to shove your religion down my throat. If you are going to annoy me, you might as well have the common decency to do it in proper English.
4/1/2011 4:06:26 PM
Am I the only one who gets a whiff of very poor troll here?
Because surely to goodness nobody can be that fucking illiterate. Can they?
4/2/2011 11:43:22 AM
You have murdered the english language.
10/7/2011 5:29:36 PM
English, shit-for-brains, do you speak it?
8/17/2012 1:41:36 AM
"u" "frm" "meen" "wat" "nd" "y" "ppl" "c"
Your obvious educational inferiority means you cannot form a cogent thought, therefore you are incapable of formulating an opinion in the first place. Come back, when you have a university degree in Theoretical Physics/Cosmology, then we'll talk.
8/17/2012 8:12:55 AM
"everything has to come frm sumthing.."
Where did God come from?
8/17/2012 9:18:43 AM