Quote# 41581

[On George Carlin]

That's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that he DIED. But ya know, I think he's down there right now, screaming up at us. He was funny when he wasn't bashing God, the Bible or Christianity. In accordance with his wishes, I will NOT keep him in my thoughts.

Believe It!, Naruto Forums 43 Comments [6/24/2008 12:32:29 PM]
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Thank you. Please forget all about Mr. Carlin. Do not sully his name with fundie ignorance.

Down where?

6/24/2008 12:33:57 PM


And ya know...I bet he saved a nice hot spot for you, too.

6/24/2008 12:38:29 PM


Fine, don't. Us people with working hearts will more than make up for it.

6/24/2008 12:46:11 PM


Beleve It is just another forum turd.

R.I.P George. The coolest cat.

6/24/2008 12:57:18 PM


Die in a fire you piece of fundie fucking scum.

6/24/2008 1:15:06 PM


Fundies of all flavors didn't like how he called them out on their bullshit. Didn't like that much, did you?

6/24/2008 1:18:17 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Yesterday, the very minute I heard of George Carlin's death, I predicted that there would be one or more related quotes on FSTDT within 24 hours. I am a prophet. Worship me.

6/24/2008 1:21:45 PM


You, take that back.

6/24/2008 1:29:14 PM


I don't believe this particular post is a fundie. The line about him "being down there right now" is lifted directly from one of Carlin's routines. I think George would've approved.

As for the guy not liking Carlin's take on religion, to each his own I guess. I liked all of Carlin's work, but by far my favourite stuff is where he analysed language.

6/24/2008 1:40:10 PM


Ahh yes. Believe It!, our favorite little troll. He tried to claim that this was actually complimenting George Carlin, but it was pointed out that it was not, due to context. He eventually devolved his argument into something like (sorry, original posts have been deleted, so paraphrasing):

Some guy: George Carlin would wipe the floor with people like you. That's what he did for a living.

BI!: I'd mop the floor with that skinny pony-tailed punk. Believe it! (Of course, it's easy to now that he's dead and all...)

Some other guy: You know, some respect wouldn't hurt.

BI!: I gave Carlin the respect he deserved.

6/24/2008 1:41:18 PM


Here's the bit with the screaming up at us line, about 6:44ish in. I thought it might have been a slight reference like Urh said, although Necronomikron's context might change that.

6/24/2008 1:58:11 PM


You are not worthy to clean Carlin's septic tank. FOAD

6/24/2008 2:02:36 PM


Ah, the christian love. It speaks for itself, doesn't it.

6/24/2008 2:03:29 PM


Rest in peace indeed. A comedian who could make you think, a rare bird in the desolate media landscape, has flown away. He will be sorely missed.

And, to all the Fundie assholes salivating at the thought he's sizzling somewhere: Yeah, that'll make me believe in your cruel god...

6/24/2008 2:08:06 PM


Is he in your cellar and if so how is a dead man screaming .

6/24/2008 2:48:43 PM


So don't keep him your thoughts. Who gives a shit? I hope when you die people say asinine, horrible, made-up shit about you too, you fucking moron.

6/24/2008 2:52:56 PM

Allegory for Jesus

This douche is back! Been a long time since I've seen his quotes grace FSTDT.

And, you think Carlin was funny when he wasn't joking about your religion? That's when he was at his best! The only reason you didn't find it funny was because he was making fun of fundies like you! Thin-skinned...

6/24/2008 3:15:57 PM


Do you not have the common courtesy to "not speak ill of the dead"
Nobody expects you to cry, but to be courteous! If you don't have anything nice to say, just shut your mouth!

6/24/2008 3:27:25 PM


I have seven words for you:

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits. Please rearrange them into a sentence which describes you.

6/24/2008 3:27:56 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Down where?
So, six hours later hell is to the left?

6/24/2008 3:29:55 PM


What a Narutard.

6/24/2008 3:31:46 PM


If he's not in your thoughts, why are you posting this drivel?

Hate. It's all your religion has going for it.

6/24/2008 3:38:48 PM

You know a certain man named Jesus spent his time pissing off the religious leaders and bigots by putting their foolish beliefs in their place as well. Its too bad his followers forgot all about that part.

6/24/2008 3:56:32 PM

Poisoned Rationality

Jezebel's Evil Sister: Me too. I was waiting for it.

George Carlin rocked. If there is a hell, and God exists and sent him there, it's his (God's) loss. That kind of funny just shouldn't be lived without willingly.

RIP, man. You were awesome.

6/24/2008 4:08:04 PM


This isnt fundie. He's just using Carlins own jokes.

6/24/2008 4:16:44 PM

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