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#558861
randomcollision
And so the murdering pedophilic necrophiliac rapist cannibal repents of his sins and is rewarded an eternity in the Everlasting Party House of the Blood God. Hooray?
Seriously though, those bastards who've devoted their whole lives to charities aught to straighten their act out. How dare they think they're good enough to not be punished in Hell for all eternity.
6/25/2008 5:10:36 PM
#558885
Poisoned Rationality
Shann: Holy crap! I didn't even know Richard Jeni was dead! Damn, that sucks. He was funny. :(
(I know, it was over a year ago - I looked it up. Seems I'm always the last to know).
6/25/2008 5:31:08 PM
#558893
Proserpina
Hm, just one of the many, many reasons I hold no stock in your death cult.
6/25/2008 5:40:38 PM
#558907
apYrs
I've always liked this verse, despite its obvious theist flavour. It encapsulates a deeply humanist view of a god
http://swapnav_hawaldar.tripod.com/mails/abuben.html
6/25/2008 5:46:34 PM
#558908
apYrs
I've always liked this verse, despite its obvious theist flavour. It encapsulates a deeply humanist view of a god
http://swapnav_hawaldar.tripod.com/mails/abuben.html
6/25/2008 5:46:36 PM
#558924
anonymous_troy
And your religion tells you this is perfect and the ultimate goodness of God?
*sigh*
6/25/2008 5:55:43 PM
#559663
Antichrist
Well I guess the fact that his father is an AiG 'scientist' gives him bonus points in heaven too.
Of course his upbringing probably had a lot to do with what he turned into too. But hey, he only killed homos right? Wasn't like he was killing real humans. [/sarcasm]
6/26/2008 4:43:05 AM
#560373
Adrian
Thank logic I never caught Xianity! Or any other religion for that matter, but Abrahamic religions have to be some of the worst ones: Zeus or Odin are pricks too, lying, stealing, raping and murdering pricks even, but at least their followers didn't feel the need to make excuses or to try to explain that their behaviour was actually just and good...
6/26/2008 5:56:59 PM
#560384
Evilutionist
Presumably he won't molest, murder, and eat anyone in heaven, since he's up there. That would be very un-heavenly behavior.
6/26/2008 6:15:13 PM
#560819
Nutz
your version of awesome is most rather fucked up. Most people would cite god for being an evil, egomaniacal, backwards douche.
6/26/2008 10:59:08 PM
#570539
Tenebrais
Amusingly, the man who beat Dahmer to death in prison called the act a "work of God".
7/3/2008 8:49:04 AM
#570882
MAS2008
Paul_M, congratulations you meet the requirements for a stay at our facility. The boys in white coats will be along shortly with your special jacket.
7/3/2008 3:49:02 PM
#570941
nemesis
And you don't see anything wrong with this?
7/3/2008 4:24:07 PM
#865532
Bonobo
"Presumably he won't molest, murder, and eat anyone in heaven, since he's up there. That would be very un-heavenly behavior."
He can if he says 'sorry' afterwards.
1/24/2009 4:21:17 PM
#865934
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Sorry, but a god like that is not worthy of being worshipped.
1/24/2009 9:51:06 PM
#866024
worldsend
0_o
1/24/2009 10:35:02 PM
#1345347
Nietzsche's Apostle
Fuck you and your false idol.
10/31/2011 6:07:06 PM
#1345404
Felis >:3
Mass murderer goes to heaven, good people go to Hell.
Where is the justice?
Bono's still here, but Freddie's gone.
Where is the justice?
11/1/2011 4:38:36 AM
#1345429
Max
I guess Paul and his god don't think what Dahmer did was nearly as bad as trying to be good without being a Christian..
11/1/2011 6:54:09 AM
#1346658
Hamster
The reasoning here is just so .... no words really.
Maybe Jesus is really a vampire, and drinking his blood makes you his forever, just like in Trueblood.
11/5/2011 8:41:15 PM
#1346688
Tempus
And...you believe a psychopathic, murdering cannibal who engaged in pedophilia, saved body parts, and routinely had sex with corpses when he said he converted.
11/6/2011 12:47:09 AM
#1346691
Justanotheratheist
It's only awesome if you're a demented lunatic. Mind you, this is Rapture Ready...
11/6/2011 1:22:32 AM
#1535449
Mark Poe
If your God is real, then what is stopping me from killing the likes of you now?
5/5/2013 2:07:25 PM
#1535456
Ebon
Your god is a shitty judge of character and that story about Dahmer may well be a myth.
5/5/2013 2:19:17 PM
#1535491
DFM
Any deity that would accept Dahmer's repentance is unworthy of worship.
5/5/2013 4:39:54 PM
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