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Question : Does any other christian find it soo hard to love these ATHEIST.. I know I am suppose to but they make me sick
how they think that they are so smart and really to deny Christ is the single most stupid thing that a person can do..that is not smart at all.. I have a college degree and am a school teacher I am not stupid.

Answer :Don't worry we will have the last laugh when they are burning in hell.

Preys Jesus, Yahoo Answers 43 Comments [7/8/2008 4:58:22 AM]
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#576861

Jay-Sus

7/8/2008 5:06:56 AM

#576891

Goosey

I can think of a lot of things stupider than denying Christ.

If that's the stupidest thing you can think of, then, well...

7/8/2008 5:16:35 AM

#576904

SurfinSeaOtter

I'm guessing you have a 2 year degree? I got one of those! And being a teacher doesn't make you smart...

7/8/2008 5:21:10 AM

#576928

daken

what happened to that guy in your faith who told you to love everyone, what was his name? Oh ya Jesus

7/8/2008 5:29:34 AM

#576958

anonymous_troy

"the single most stupid thing that a person can do"

This reminds me of this crazy-ass belief some people have...

7/8/2008 5:49:22 AM

#577000

werewolf

Well, most atheists are smart and some of us are quite good-looking. Is that a problem?

7/8/2008 6:14:19 AM

#577020

apYrs

last sentence sums fundie Xianity up really.

"I'm an unimportant moron preaching an inconsistent religion, with ADDED lunacy from my particular sect, but you'll all be sorry when you see I'm right and you're burning for eternity!"

The love is overflowing, the fail is pathetic. (NB one phrase in that sentence is a lie)

7/8/2008 6:21:21 AM

#577031

RBM11

Question : Does any other muslim find it soo hard to love these CHRISTIAN.. I know I am suppose to but they make me sick
how they think that they are so smart and really to deny the teachings of Muhammad (peace be upon him) is the single most stupid thing that a person can do..that is not smart at all.. I have a college degree and am a school teacher I am not stupid.

Answer :Don't worry we will have the last laugh when they are burning in hell.

Fixed. Also why the fuck can't fundies pluralize their words?

7/8/2008 6:26:46 AM

#577092

Dark_Lord_Prime

"I have a college degree and am a school teacher I am not stupid."

Your epic failure of grammar and spelling begs to differ.

aaaaand...

"Don't worry we will have the last laugh when they are burning in hell. *fap-fap-fap-fap*"

FIXED!

7/8/2008 7:23:43 AM

#577114

Jud

Diploma mills and home schooling doesn't count, asshole.

7/8/2008 7:57:00 AM

#577129

JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

You're a school teacher? Christ, maybe homeschooling isn't such a ridiculous idea after all.

7/8/2008 8:14:50 AM

#577139

rt

You start your comment by stating:
"Does any other christian find it soo hard to love these ATHEIST.. I know I am suppose to"

No, you are not supposed to. It's amazing how Christians don't even know what their Bible says. You are actually supposed to stone me and my fellow atheists to death, as well as anybody else who has different views than you.

Deuteronomy 17:2-7

2 "If there is found in your midst, in any of your towns, which the LORD your God is giving you, a man or a woman who does what is evil in the sight of the LORD your God, by transgressing His covenant,

3 and has gone and served other gods and worshiped them, or the sun or the moon or any of the heavenly host, which I have not commanded,

4 and if it is told you and you have heard of it, then you shall inquire thoroughly. Behold, if it is true and the thing certain that this detestable thing has been done in Israel,

5 then you shall bring out that man or that woman who has done this evil deed to your gates, that is, the man or the woman, and you shall stone them to death.

6" On the evidence of two witnesses or three witnesses, he who is to die shall be put to death; he shall not be put to death on the evidence of one witness.

7" The hand of the witnesses shall be first against him to put him to death, and afterward the hand of all the people So you shall purge the evil from your midst.

And in 2 John 1:10 it says you aren't even supposed to associate with us or anybody else whose religious views are different.

Which doesn't make much sense. On the one hand you are supposed to kill us, on the other hand you are merely supposed to avoid associating with us.

7/8/2008 8:27:09 AM

#577161

Comicartist

You know wanting somebody to burn in hell forever isn't really love.

7/8/2008 8:58:34 AM

#577193

anevilmeme

Nice compassion asshole.

7/8/2008 9:35:15 AM

#577249

Brain_In_A_Jar

Which doesn't make much sense. On the one hand you are supposed to kill us, on the other hand you are merely supposed to avoid associating with us.

Of course, that's how it works. You quote only one of them, depending on whether it's more politically convenient to have a holy war or just quietly ignore the infidels at the present time, and ignore the other one, and can then claim full divine support for your policies either way.

7/8/2008 10:31:51 AM

#577264

Joules

Preys Jesus?

Was this supposed to be Praise Jesus? Or is the poster some sort of stalker of mythical deities? Or... oh, I know! Raptorjesus! Kills you with one - loving - blow!

7/8/2008 10:41:59 AM

#577309

aaa

Bastards.

7/8/2008 11:19:24 AM

#577310

theTambo

Don't worry about trying to love atheists...we don't need the love of bigots.

7/8/2008 11:20:42 AM

#577340

Jack Bauer

@Joules:

Either that or this disseminator of learning hasn't a clue concerning the difference between 'prey' and 'pray'.

Or maybe he just doesn't have a clue...

7/8/2008 11:51:02 AM

#577369

Katsuro

You're a teacher? With that grammer and punctuation? Fucking hell. Standards are certainly slipping.

"Answer :Don't worry we will have the last laugh when they are burning in hell." Guess what? With that attiude you won't be in heaven either.

7/8/2008 12:08:42 PM

#577370

7/8/2008 12:09:04 PM

#577581

Firthy2002

Having a college degree doesn't automatically make you smart, just means you know a lot about a specific subject.

7/8/2008 2:29:02 PM

#577635

Whenever I see "I'm not stupid," I know it's a fundie post. Are they trying to convince themselves?

If you are a schoolteacher, you need to brush up on the English language big-time.

7/8/2008 3:20:09 PM

#577661

B..

I have to disagree with this guy. We shouldn't love people based on their beliefs. If we remove religion and similar beliefs, people are just human beings like everyone else.

I also don't find it funny that someone is going to burn in Hell for eternity. Jesus grieves for all the souls that go to that place and we all should as well.

WIth morons like 'Preys Jesus' hanging around, I could see why there are only a miniscule number of Atheists that get converted to Christianity.

From that bad grammar, it's hard to believe this somebody is a college professor. Then again, there are some idiots teaching in colleges anyway.

7/8/2008 3:36:16 PM

#577695

Grigadil

What college accepts written language like yours?
Where do you teach?
I think you are stupid, gullible, and probably a liar as well.

Answer: Corpses do not laugh. Hell is a fiction. Heaven is a fiction.

7/8/2008 3:50:13 PM

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