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[Mirror, mirror...]

FSTDT cretins are too ignorant and immature to create, so they must copy the writings of others and make juvenile comments on them. Sister Hms did FC a large favor by booting the idiot's sorry arse out the door. No doubt the fool will brag about how we couldn't withstand the blazing wisdom of his brilliant posts and banned him to silence him.

Barely-postpubescent zit poppers like him live in a fantasy world where they are the heroes and heroines of the Web (the BB equivalents of Mary Sue and Gary Stu), oblivious to the fact that adults shake their heads and wonder what will happen when morons of that sort go out into the world.

What a pathetic lot.

DoctorDoom, FreeConservatives 84 Comments [7/10/2008 2:35:42 PM]
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Bluefinger

Hello Kettle, this is Pot... you're black.

7/10/2008 2:38:06 PM

TheOutsider

The irony is just blinding.

7/10/2008 2:38:13 PM

Marsten

Sometimes, they just make it all too easy...

7/10/2008 2:41:42 PM

TheOutsider

This quote from the same thread is pretty damn ironic too:

"The motivation is to use the Bible (English version) to justify their behavior in an attempt to undermine Christian objections to it. The spin jobs done on the various verses that clearly condemn homosexual behavior are wonderfully creative, albeit utterly indefensible."

7/10/2008 2:42:12 PM

afacelessatheist

What a pathetic lot.

Sums up you mentally incompetent, knuckle dragging, religious conservative nutjobs quite nicely.

By the way, I think it's safe to say that even the youngest poster here has more intelligence than twenty fucktards such as yourself.

7/10/2008 2:46:34 PM

Delmania

Eh, I had many response, but Bluefinger summed it up nicely:

Hello, pot, meet kettle.

7/10/2008 2:54:01 PM

Grigadil

Duckter "Doo-Doo" Doom is so persuasive in the truthy rightness of his correctitude. We should all be appropriately sheepish in the presence of his noble righteous judgmentalness.

7/10/2008 2:55:44 PM

Ambrielle

Feeling defensive are we DD?

7/10/2008 2:55:45 PM

Mike

My irony meter! NOOOOOO!!

7/10/2008 2:59:12 PM

Mister Spak

" No doubt the fool will brag about how we couldn't withstand the blazing wisdom of his brilliant posts and banned him to silence him. "

If it wasn't because you couldn't withstand his comments about the emporers clothes, Explain to us why you *did* boot him out the door.

*crickets chirping*

"adults shake their heads and wonder what will happen when morons of that sort go out into the world. "

We already know what happens when morons go out into the world. They spend 650 billion dollars on a war against non existent weapons.

7/10/2008 3:01:12 PM

Princess Rot

What's with the ageist talk? I'm only twenty, post-pubescent, if you will. I'm already out in the world, working, getting an education. What are you doing, sitting at home pretending to be a Marvel character and posting on Freec? And hey, if you fundies kept your bigoted, stupid, hateful and just plain wrong nuggets 'o anti-wisdom to yourselves there would be no need for this website.

7/10/2008 3:03:24 PM



Projection much?

Yes, "Doctor Doom," I would like fries with that.

7/10/2008 3:07:15 PM

LAchlan KotU.

Funny thing is most of the people on here shake their heads and wonder what will happen when morons of the fundie sort go out into the world.

7/10/2008 3:10:19 PM

aaa

Gimme your best shot.

7/10/2008 3:13:25 PM

Beeblebrox

FSTDT cretins are too ignorant and immature to create, so they must copy the writings of others and make juvenile comments on them.

Actually we are quite original and most of us post in forums with our own observations on events happening in the world around us. The reason we come here is to indulge ourselves in a bit of stress relief. We have to put up with non-stop bullcrap from you fundies so when we're here we cut loose a little.

...adults shake their heads and wonder what will happen when morons of that sort go out into the world.

I'd be willing to bet that the same head shaking went on with the adults of your time when you went out into the world. In fact, adults such as myself are still shaking our heads over the foolishness you fundies get up to. I'm surprised you have time to post in forums, what with all the crosses that need burning and darkies that need hanging.

Barely-postpubescent zit poppers like him...

Where do you get the balls to say things like this about other people when your screen name is taken from a comic book supervillain?



7/10/2008 3:18:28 PM

Lucilius

This is kind of flattering, like getting carded for beer – I'm 39. And though I was heartily suspicious earlier, it took until my post-teen years to accumulate enough knowledge to say with assurance that Dr. Dumb and his cronies are full of shit.

7/10/2008 3:19:30 PM

cool cats

A bit of advice, an absurd response will just earn you even more mockery and more fodder for us to use.

And yes, mirror mirror...

7/10/2008 3:22:23 PM

Illuminatalie

"they must copy the writings of others and make juvenile comments on them"
These morons literally don't understand the difference between quoting someone in your answer to them, and plagiarism! They're not just pretending not to understand (!?) THEY REALLY ARE THAT DUMB. What's next, us cretins have to use the same alphabetic letters to answer them, so we're 'copying' them?

It would be interesting to take water samples from where these morons live and see if it exceeds the recommended PPM for various neurodegenerative chemicals.

7/10/2008 3:31:51 PM

Doctor Whom

Would you stop that? Mirror polish costs money, you know.

7/10/2008 3:39:24 PM

apYrs

Only "Barely-postpubescent zit poppers" etc would call themselves DoctorDoom.

7/10/2008 3:42:13 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Well, he's right. I certainly cannot create worth a damn. What idiot did they ban for daring to oppose them?

"Barely-postpubescent zit poppers like him live in a fantasy world where they are the heroes and heroines of the Web ...oblivious to the fact that adults shake their heads and wonder what will happen when morons of that sort go out into the world. "

Hilarious, considering the fundie perspective on evangelism (saving souls, fighting demons, and working for the Big Guy, with their every breath).

Also, typical ageism. If they are young, they obviously are naive and don't what they are talking about. If they are old, they are senile, and out of touch with the world. Obviously, whatever age any given person is presently at is the perfect age to be. Everyone else just doesn't have their head screwed on right...

7/10/2008 3:45:25 PM

TheDonald2

DoctorDoom does not seem to understand the nature of this site. Creating our own absurd comments and then mocking them would not be much fun. Oh wait, I forgot how much fundies like strawmen. FYI, I popped my last teenage zit 45 years ago

7/10/2008 3:48:31 PM

approximate

The Religious Right's foolish, hateful, and ill-informed comments invite abuse. It would be impolite not to accept.

7/10/2008 3:58:57 PM

Joe-Bob

So said by someone with an on-line handle of Doctor Doom?

7/10/2008 4:02:46 PM

Joe-Bob

So said by someone with an on-line handle of Doctor Doom?

7/10/2008 4:02:46 PM
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