[On atheists]
They're afraid of having to keep their zippers done up till marriage...
Seriously most athesits are simply self righteous, arrogant and snobby. They don't like the thought of havin' someone better than them.
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They're afraid of having to keep their zippers done up till marriage...
I use velcro. It's faster.
They're afraid of having to keep their zippers done up till marriage... Once you're initiated into a certain level of atheism (I'm not allowed to tell the general public which level that is), you're issued a stylish yet machine-washable kilt.
Seriously most athesits are simply self righteous, arrogant and snobby. They don't like the thought of havin' someone better than them. Polish that mirror just a little more.
They're afraid of having to keep their zippers done up till marriage...
Christians have sex before marriage too.
Seriously most athesits are simply self righteous, arrogant and snobby. They don't like the thought of havin' someone better than them.
The same can be said for you.
It has nothing to do with abstinence, it's just that an abstinence education never works. I love how you create generalizations about people of a particularly religion, without providing a single example. There's some logical analysis right there!
"Athesits"? Is that a new, godless kind of chair? And that self-righteous, holier-than-thou statement at the end, that's the best part of all. That really makes me want to be a christian. I want to act better than everyone else too.
I'm a liberal atheist homo-loving abortion-supporting hippie, I'm turning twenty on Tuesday, and yet I've somehow managed to retain my virginity. Therefore, I'm officially more "moral" by your standards than probably half the teenage girls in your church.
Praise Jesus!
a fundie accuses atheists of being self-righteous, excuse me while I laugh.
PS: I'm 26 and still a virgin, I can keep my zipper done up just fine, only difference is I won't waste time on legal documents once I find somebody worth undoing my zipper for.
“They're afraid of having to keep their zippers done up till marriage...”
Why would i be afraid of that? I didn’t fear that. I didn’t fear the rules for landing a plane on an aircraft carrier. I was on subs and they didn’t apply at all.
“Seriously most athesits are simply self righteous,”
odd how many self-righteous god-botherers find other people to be self-righteous.
"arrogant”
And i suppose you’re able to describe more than half of all the atheists because you’re humble?
“and snobby.”
As above.
“They don't like the thought of havin' someone better than them.”
While Christains absolutely HATE the idea that God might be generous and forgive everyone. If no one goes to hell, what’s the point of being pious? They can’t stand the thought of not being better than everyone else.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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