" Originally Posted by kgreen20
Really! Talk about strong delusion. To know you are battling Jesus Christ and God and still go out thinking you can defeat Him....this has to be delusion, insanity just doesn't work here, not strong enough.
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I see that as midly heroic. You got this all-powerful, dark, otherworldly creature come into our universe with the intention of destroying it, and the last few humans made a valiant stand, regardless of the cost.
I'd love to make a rapture story that places god as the bad guy.
So, let me get this straight, God can't take on Iron Chariots with an army.
And you expect him to win a war? We have something called the gun now.
If RPGs have taught me anything, it's that the power of the human spirit (usually in groups of 3-5) can overcome even the greatest of gods and demons, provided you have sufficiently leveled up and obtained decent equipment.
if God is all powerful, why has he needed armies of humans to kill his enemies for him ever since the dawn of history?
Well, considering how poor Jesus/God's omnipotence and omniscience seem to be, and that Satan and demons can apparently act with near impunity on Earth, I think that it could actually be done. I think that you could actually successfully fight off God.
Of course, I only say that to entertain myself...the idea of a ragtag team of atheists and morally ambiguous demon creatures charging on an army of angels with Jesus at the forefront is just too awesome of a possibility to abandon...
The Second Rebellion has begun!!!
As one of the excellent songs in the otherwise execrable Shadow the Hedgehog put it, "When there's nothing left to lose, you win"
If it gets to the point where I'm battling God, I'll take the minuscule chance that he's got a weakness that he's been lying about, given that the alternative would have exactly the same outcome.
oh and btw, you should repent now, because some day soon the demon wolf Skull will devour the sun, the snows of Jotenheim will cover the earth, and the Frost Giants will arise to destroy the gods before the Earth Serpent of Midgard raps the world in its coils of eternal darkness!
I think those two gave each other a fundie-gasm.
If they're both of the same sex, does this make them ghey?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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