You said that if you were God you would make an appearance, the God of the Bible made numerous appearances, do you now believe? No? Then that makes you a hypocrite. You said you'd make your holy book more accurate, a question about that, what part of the Bible is inaccurate? You said the four pillars thing, that means the social world as in society. Other parts of the Bible state that the physical world floats above nothingness. Other parts of the Bible speak about ocean trenches, which until modern times, have been impossible to find, now how could that be?
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You said that if you were God you would make an appearance, the God of the Bible made numerous appearances, do you now believe? No? Then that makes you a hypocrite.
You'd think he'd make an appearance these days. He certainly seemed to show up all the time when the Bible was written, but nobody has seen him since then.
You said you'd make your holy book more accurate, a question about that, what part of the Bible is inaccurate?
Four. Legged. Insects.
You said the four pillars thing, that means the social world as in society.
So some parts of the Bible are allowed to be a metaphor?
Other parts of the Bible state that the physical world floats above nothingness.
Other parts of the Bible state that the sky is a 'firmament', and the stars are small enough to fall to Earth.
Other parts of the Bible speak about ocean trenches, which until modern times, have been impossible to find, now how could that be?
Citation?
"the God of the Bible made numerous appearances, do you now believe? No? Then that makes you a hypocrite"
God needs to make an appearance these days. Just because a few men wrote down that he/she visited a few thousand years ago doesn't count.
If God really wants everyone to be a true Christian, he/she needs to make it crystal clear for everyone on the earth to understand. Until then I will continue to believe that there are many paths to God and people can choose or not follow one.
You said that if you were God you would make an appearance, the God of the Bible made numerous appearances, do you now believe? No? Then that makes you a hypocrite.
You say that you don't believe in Ra and that if he were to make an appearance, you'd recognize him. In the Egyptian Book of the Dead, he makes numerous appearances. You're a hypocrite.
You said you'd make your holy book more accurate, a question about that, what part of the Bible is inaccurate?
Nothing!
You said the four pillars thing, that means the social world as in society.
Oh? You're a biblical scholar now?
Other parts of the Bible state that the physical world floats above nothingness. Other parts of the Bible speak about ocean trenches,
Chapter and verse, bitch.
which until modern times, have been impossible to find, now how could that be?
Interpretation.
When a person talks about God making an appearance, they usually mean in front of their own eyes. God appearing to people in the bible means nothing because it could have, and probably was, made up.
Other parts of the Bible speak about ocean trenches, which until modern times, have been impossible to find, now how could that be?
No part of the Bible speaks about ocean trenches. I suspect you're getting your information from here . Even that doesn't say the Bible says there are trenches in the ocean - it only implies it does. What it actually says is that the Bible says there are mountains on the ocean floor, and even that's a lie, because the verse it cites talks about going "down to the bottom of the mountains" - any idiot can see that the land at the coast declines beneath the water, and that mountains don't suddenly stop at sea-level.
READ YOUR OWN DAMN BOOK.
Circular reasoning, selective metaphor, and selective scientific hypotheses. Brilliant, how you twist the Bible every which way to deflect scrutiny.
You said that if you were God you would make an appearance, the God of the Bible made numerous appearances, do you now believe? No?
Paper is patient. I could write that the flying Spaghetti monster has appeared before me, that it has touched me with his noodly appendages and revealed all wisdoms of the world.
It doesn´t make the things I wrote true, however, just as the books in the bible aren´t true just because it is written in them that they are true ;)
According to the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, he made numerous appearances in the past.
Why don't you believe?
Chapter and verse on the trenches and pillars and other bs, plz.
When you use facts, you strive for clarity. When you use metaphors and analogies, you strive for comprehension and understanding.
You really should use a dictionary, SS.
You said you'd make your holy book more accurate, a question about that, what part of the Bible is inaccurate?
Rabbits chewing the cud, bats are birds, pi is equal to 3.
Good old Sphinctersparken!
I would correct your stupid book by eliminating the vague allegories and misconstrued metaphors, to begin with.
Hmmm. Doesn't leave us with much, does it?
Confused?
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