(Regarding "The Dark Knight")
the idea that a human can turn into a bat is clearly a subliminal message from the satanists who want to convert this once wholesome and christian nation into a cesspool of sin and secularism.
accept jesus now or burn in hell. your choice.
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Let's not consider the fact that the outfit is supposed to exploit the bad guys' fears. But then, when you're a street fighting god like Batman, you can show up in a pink tutu and they still don't want to mess with you.
BWHAHAAHAHA. He doesn't turn into a bat, you frigging retard. It's a costume !
Funnily enough, all of his rants about this have been deleted from IMDB.
I have not yet seen the movie, but I can safely attest that G-Dawg's opinion is total shit and he's looking at the world through Bible-colored glasses. It's never been a "wholesome Christian nation" dude, get over it.
A) He never turns into a bat
B) Satanists tend to be atheistic but with a hedonistic twist
C) Treaty of Tripoli bitch
D) Secularism>theocracy
E) Your grade
@stupidhater: "lol ok you had me going for a second i bought it up untill i read the user name "spaceiswater123" clearly just some funny guy making jokes lol nice one"
'spaceiswater123' is the person who submitted this quote to FSTDT. The original poster's name is 'G-Dawg13'.
Probably a Poe, but some people really are that stupid, and I would guess that some of the home-schooled out there may have actually never been exposed to Batman (or rock-and-roll, bikinis, or Salvador Dali, poor things!). Besides, fundies do have a proclivity for reviewing movies they've never seen. Anyone else remember when Bob Dole railed against Trainspotting cos he thought it "promoted" and "glamorized" heroine use?
Besides, fundies aren't exactly known for their ability to recognize or appreciate literary metaphor!
Yes, and Catwoman turns into a real cat, the Penguin is the actual bird who only sounds like he's speaking English, Two-Face is the reincarnation of the Roman god Janus, and the Joker turns into a figure on a playing card. Give me a break.
Batman can't turn into a bat anymore than the Green Arrow can turn himself into an arrow. EPIC FAIL!
@Tehpogo:
That would be awesome. XD I'd also like a Batmite/Mxlplyxtz (I fail at spelling his name D:) crossover movie. XP
@Jrob:
Damn! I keep forgetting that. :P
Anyway, there should be a whole comic series where the Imps are just hanging out and planning mischief. Or smugly nodding to one another about all the shit going on in the DCverse today (Infinite Crisis, Final Crisis, Identity Crisis, whatever crisis they're planning next week, etc.)
Batman's been around since 1939,,, and he never turned into a bat. Here's a couple of tips for you, G-Dawg13,,,,,
1) Learn something about the things you complain about
The idea that a human can use gadgets is clearly preposterous.
And yeah, you've never even seen Batman, have you?
POEPOEPOEPOEPOE.
THAT IS ALL.
Awww! Fuck sake guys, if yer gunna reveal major plot points, like that Batman turns into a bat, netiquette demands you say SPOILER ALERT!
Thanks for ruining it for me!
um, he doesn't turn into a bat...he wears a bat suit...
Oh, no not secularism....Aaaahhhh!!! Frankly, I have more to fear from the Christians.
Since there is no hell, I choose neither option thnx.
Well said.
Phil. 4:8-Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.
Fundies really seem to believe that everyone is weak-minded and believe anything that they see in a movie. Mel Gibson's ghoulish religious snuff film "The Passion" was going to save everyone who saw it, that horyingly biased farce "Expelled" was going to convince everyone in the audience to believe in ID, Harry Potter was going to turn all the kids into into witches, and now a Batman movie is going to convert the country into a "cesspool of sin". Hello folks, repeat after me, "It's only a movie"!!!!!!
I'll take the burn in hell behind door number two. Bring it on, fundie dombasses!
Hmmmm. Nothing. Nothing at all.
Big fucking surprise.
@#635288:
I'd say that Superman and Batman are cooler saviors than Jesus. I figure, if I need saving, I want either the guy who's super-strong, flies, and has heat vision, or the guy who's got all the cool bat-toys and the superbrains.
Or the Phantom Stranger. The Phantom Stranger pwns all other saviors, because (depending on which story you read) he was offered a place in Heaven and declined it to go help people on Earth for all eternity.
(My favorite of his origin stories was, "I argued morality with an angel. AND I WON.")
WOW. You fail on every level.
Batman is a hero. And he doesn't "turn into a bat", dumbass. It's just a costume he wears. Read the comics, or actually watch the movie. They're a hell of a lot better than anything you'll ever accomplish.
Jesus would be disappointed with your ignorance.
Epic fail to be a real Poe. No one thinks Batman turns into a bat - even the terminally culturally insulated will still have got the information via osmosis, especially one who's calling themselves G-Dawg13. Can't get that kind of name without some exposure to the rest of culture, and the man-in-cape-and-cowl thing will leak in.
Well, at least it's better than what my mom said about the movie, "It's too viiiioooleeent, I dooon't liiike it."
Imagine that every five minutes, plus being asked about every freakin' aspect of the Batman mythos. I had half a mind to say, "You don't like it? Then go outside and wait for us. Pan's Labyrinth was more violent than this, and you liked it. And don't tell me that was a work of art, either. It was a movie, just like this is."
the idea that a human can turn into a bat is clearly a subliminal message
I was in HMV Shop earlier today; looking through the Marvel/DC graphic novels next to the 'Superhero' film/TV/animation DVD/Blu-Ray section. One being a "Harley Quinn" book.
In one story, as a distraction whilst her 'Puddin' had set more chaos to happen to Gotham City, Harley 'analysed' Batman. One question was 'Why a Bat ?'
He said it was a symbol .
And just as Batman had already caught The Joker prior to his encounter with Harley, thus her plan had blown up in her face without any explosions whatsoever, the joke's on you .
There's an extremely good reason why DC have retconned Harley Quinn as an anti hero. Especially with the massive popularity of their rival's Deadpool; she is his equivalent. Just as Harley has been through worse than Hell with the Suicide Squad, The Merc With The Mouth has experienced more than infinite pain: and that was just through the initial process that made him what he is.
The red suit. The 'Trickster' attitude. His immortality. Does that fry your chimichangas?!
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