Americans have become soft and unfortunately so has the Christian church in America. We have so show some steel on our abs. We need to be bold in our witness, even if it means someone may be offended. If God is for us, who can be against us? Time is running short and many, many souls remain lost. We need to get cracking. We are fighting atheism, mormonism, Islam, Wicca, and a whole host of cults and false religions which make up the primary "ism" known as Satanism.
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"Americans have become soft and unfortunately so has the Christian church in America."
Only in comparison to loudmouthed, militaristic chickenhawks such as yourself.
"We are fighting atheism, mormonism, Islam, Wicca, and a whole host of cults and false religions which make up the primary "ism" known as Satanism."
This crap gets more ridiculous every time I see it. Fundie churches really have got their brainwashing techniques down pat...we just can't keep up...
It's funny how they group atheism as a subset of satanism...
no matter how many times one can say it,
WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ANY OF THAT BULL-HONKEY*!
*maybe if we use their terms, they'll finally understand
"We have so show some steel on our abs."
You don't just need abs of steel, you also need buns of steel.
"We are fighting atheism, mormonism, Islam, Wicca, Catholicism, Presbyterianism, Methodism, Lutherism, Eastern Orthodoxism, Dutch Reformism, Anglicanism, Congregationalism, Quakerism and the whole host of recognized Christian sects which make up the primary "ism" who tell us we're full of shit."
There. Fixed.
"If God is for us, who can be against us?"
Oh, yes. It's that old "Gott mit uns" (God is With Us) argument again. For those of you who don't know, that was the inscription stamped on the belt buckles of Hitler's S.S.
"If God is for us, who can be against us?"
Anyone with an automobile, apparently:
Judges 1:19
And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.
These idiots are really getting desperate. Not only are they a very vocal and insignificant minority, but thier ranks are dwindling, only maintained by brainwashing thier kids.
"God is with us" has often be the battle cry from both side in the battlefield, and this "God" thing just sits back watching us slaughter each other without lifting a fucking finger, enjoying the show.
BTW: Atheism is neither a cult nor a religion and Wicca was a humanist holistic cult demonised by the false propaganda of the early christian church in europe.
It is YOU and your Rupture Ready buddies who are behaving like a satanist cult, which is why true christians want nothing to do with you.
Ah, JY11 - one of my favorite Rapturites. He seems to fancy himself a "Crusader-for-Christ"/teacher/musician/dude with mystical powers. He's the one who's always talking about how his "senses are heightened" by the lord and he can see, hear and smell things others can't. All the Rapture folks seem to think this about themselves, of course, but he really runs with it. He's funny. He can smell the demons, that's how he knows you're not a TRUE CHRISTIAN!!
I'll agree with the first 4 words, America needs to stop eating like crap, excercise more, and start being responsible, or we'll end up like the Romans. After those 4 words, the post degrades into usual RR trash.
If you include "mormonism" on that list of non-Christian isms, do you also include Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxism, Copticism, and any variety of Protestantism other than your own?
Nowonmai!!! They'll bring swords, we'll bring guns. Don't try to puch them, you'll hurt your hand on their steel helmets. Instead, grab one of my scoped rifles and join me on the roof. We'll pick them off from afar. They'll be easy to sppot with all that shiny stuff on.
Show us your concept of the Rapture in the Bible. You can't, aint there.
Dogmatic crap is all you have. Yeah, them Mormons have a lot of Dogma, Rapture being one of them.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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