If God is not real then how?
Anne van der Bijl (Brother Andrew) has been smuggling bibles into closed country since the mid 50's, he has done it often with bibles in plain view yet never been caught.
You can read about his testemony in the book God's Smuggler or you can get the basic info from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_And ...
He is still active today and is working in Muslim countrys and still has his head.
If God was not real then he would have never been able to do what he has done.
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When I was a kid several of my friends had paper routes delivering an early version of The Penny Saver. They asked for subscriptions, but you got the paper in your yard whether you wanted it or not. Most of these kids just "delivered" the crap in the riverbed and got paid anyway.
Is it just my criminal mind that suggests to me Bro Andy may not actually have done all the wondrous works he accuses himself of? Take the money and run, Ange.
Maybe these places have a real need for toilet paper...and that's why they let him in.
So he must be , what, about 85 years old. Just the right age to be considered "that goofy old loon that keeps pretending he's some covert operative. Just ignore him, he's harmless."
If Allah is not real then how?
How have all the surviving Muslims in Baghdad managed not to be blown off the earth, how?
Lets see: circumstance, luck, the fact that most people don't murder...
Have you ever thought that muslims....don't give a fuck?
To leave islam means DEATH, it's not as if they are afraid people will convert.
Maybe it's because in reality the Soviet Union didn't give a shit about a western christian trying to convert orthodox christians.
They didn't bother to pull down all those churches either, although they had sixty years to do it in, and those thing are not easily overlooked.
...He is still active today and is working in Muslim countrys and still has his head...
- He won't if the Saudis catch him!
...If God was not real then he would have never been able to do what he has done.
- This is a bit of a non sequitur. Explain, please. On second thought, don't bother.
If God was not real then he would have never been able to do what he has done.
Jehovah supports violating national border policies? Any competent drug runner could do what "Brother Andrew" has been doing. The difference is that people look forward to what the drug runners are bringing. I know if you gave me a choice between a juicy doobie and the Holy and Inspired Word of God I'd reach for the doobie every time.
In fact, as soon as I finish ripping this morning's quota of fundies a new one, I'm going to load a bowl and either pilot a starship (Orion Pirates) or start my career as an assassin (Hitman).
First of all, what was wrong with the name he had, why does he have to become "Brother Andrew"?
But more importantly. If the FSM doesn't exist, why do we have meatballs?
God/Allah/YHWH is probably rather tired of humans quarreling about his existence and name. He doesn't bother anymore. Whether the book is called Bible or Kuran doesn't matter, really. Same shit, different name.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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