If I had a anything to blow I would !!! We know this will not cause the Lord to come but I think He might like it!!
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I really tried to read this without taking it the wrong way, but I just couldn't. I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow. Thought this might be poe until I read it in context. Now it's just really, really really funny!
LOL, visited the thread and watched the youtube vid of the shofar... "just listen to the power! " LOL
It does sounds kinda cool though.
Yeah, this one isn't as fundie as most of the other Death Cult members' posts, but it was so easy to misconstrue it as something sexual I couldn't resist. Excuse me, I meant to say "s-ual"
Innuendo for Jesus!
No, in YOUR endo...
(hat tip SCRUBS)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.
I know is this taken out of contect but still:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I'll come if you blow me.
Lol....
Ok, so you dont think the loRd will come when you blow him... But hE still might like it???
The missplaced caps are amusing too
I...
You know...
I just...
Ah, hell.
oh. my. god.
That's it.
That is IT.
I'm officially calling POE on the entire Rapture Ready forum. I'm putting RR in the same category I put the Landover Baptist Forum.
No one could be this blind to obvious sexual innuendo... could they?
....Could they?
*Backing away into a corner in abject terror*
We know this will not cause the Lord to come
If He's not going to come, it kind of makes blowing pointless, doesn't it? (the horn, I mean - the horn!)
Since all the good one-liners (and even most of the so-so ones) have already been used, I am left with simply saying this: at least one miracle actually has occurred today; namely, I've seen RR material that is genuinely funny, as opposed to the usual variety of "damn, this is so sad, I can't help but laugh at it".
This Jerkcity strip says it best.
Aside: someone should totally post that link to the original thread. I'm too much of a wuss to do it myself, sadly.
Oh wow.
BLOWJOBS FOR JEEBUS!
I'm prepared to believe it's not Poe on the basis that it's highly probable most of these RR-tards will have had really...
...really...
...rrrRRRRREALLY sheltered upbringings.
Apparently, I had a sheltered upbringing as well, I didn't get the innuendo until I read the comments...
How can we possibly make fun of RR when they post things like this? All we can do is laugh till we fall out of our chairs.
And just how sheltered are the RR fundies? I would have gotten this when I was 10 years old.
The poor dear never saw it coming :)
Not fundie, just unfortunate. That it has a current fundie rating of 4.71 shows people didn't get that meter's point.
OMFG!ROFL!
I think I weed a little.
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Nobody is that unaware of double entendres.
If you are talking about a building, seek professional help.
If you are talking about money, how about giving it to the poor and afflicted, you know, like Jesus told you to?
This one is way too fucking easy. Unintentional subconscious honesty award. We all know in fundy terminology, they are the "bride of christ", and jesus is the groom. They just dream of the day they can blow him and make him happy.
"Most Unfortunately Worded Post Ever" award?
Good grief, the jokes just write themselves.
I actually do believe this one stands a very good chance of being real. I don't think a Poe or a troll would actually say something so perfect, so obviously and utterly laced with sexual innuendo.
a Freudian slip of such epic proportions it has nearly become a Freudian Slippery Slope
(warning TVtropes link above, do not click if you value your free time for the next week)
Aaaaah-hahahahahahahahahaha ... oh gawds ... Haaaa-hahahahahaaaa ... -gasp-gurgle-cough-couagh-cough ....
I can't believe what I just read.
What a dirty mind I have. -snicker-snicker-snicker ...
"If I had a anything to blow I would !!! We know this will not cause the Lord to come"
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"but I think He might like it!!"
[/William Shatner]:
Urge... rising, must... not... go into... full... Finbarr Saunders*... mode...! Must... get... a grip... keep... a hold... of... myself...!
AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!111ONE1eleventyone1 RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
OO-ER! FNARR-FNARR! KYUK-KYUK! WOORGH-WOORGH! AG-AG-AG! EH?!
X3
I thought that Innuendo was an Italian suppository, until I discovered Smirnoff.
*- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finbarr_Saunders
"If I had a anything to blow I would !!!"
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Their club slogan: If you've got it, we'll give it a blow. Job's a good 'un!
X3
"We know this will not cause the Lord to come but I think He might like it!!"
Frankly, even those played at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa would've made Cthulhu turn himself inside out, as those Vuvuzelas drove him insane.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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