@Philbert McAdamia
"SAY! How about a Dead Pool with the most miserable sons of bitches on the planet?"
Sounds good to me. Now if I can persuade my local betting shop to take a bet (if they've even heard of him) on Fred Phelps, I'd be prepared to put down, say, £10 on him being the first to do a Norwegian Blue impersonation. After all, he's not getting any younger.
Your days of protesting at funerals are numbered, Shirley Phelps Roper & co.*, and you know it.
That inbred group of subhumans realise that when Fred kicks the bucket, then the glove will be on the other foot. Indeed, they'd better cremate that inferior filthbag if they know what's good for them, because if they just bury him, there'll be a queue of people wanting to dance, spit, piss and shit on his grave - and I'd wait hours, nay, days, for the honour of defiling that POS's resting place; hell, after doing so, I'd gladly rejoin the end of that queue (we Brits are like that! Woe betide anyone if someone pushes in a queue!) to do so all over again!
Indeed, I may be persuaded to dust off my passport and book an airline ticket, should that glorious day come...!
>:D
*- At this year's San Diego Comic Con, the WBC planned a demonstration there. But Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Comics fans got wind of it, and organised their own pro-LGBT counter-demonstration. Suffice to say, the WBC didn't last long there, and fucked off. Further proof that fundies FAIL.