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Look out side trees are a master peice right? and no masterpice can be created with out an artist Jesus is that artist for me.You cant see the wind so how do u know its there???You dont have 2 go to church to be a christen some people rnt christens because they hate church just sit down and read the bible its the thing that will set u strat

hyper giggling girl, Gaia Online 47 Comments [8/14/2008 5:20:52 AM]
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dpareja

I read the Bible and it set me straight. It made me an atheist.

8/14/2008 5:33:22 AM

Xenu

Amen to that, dpareja

8/14/2008 5:43:10 AM

iflurry

As much as I like some trees, I disagree that they are a masterpiece. The one in front of my house hardly ever blooms, and when it does it's only for a short time, and then the flowers make a mess of my front yard and keep me from parking in front of my house. The smell of eucalyptus makes me nauseated. Fruit trees only bear fruit at a certain time in the year, why not all year round? And the darn things take so long to grow!

8/14/2008 5:45:52 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

*pictures Jesus as Bob Ross, painting happy little trees*

8/14/2008 6:19:13 AM

Jay-Sus

If you think trees are a masterpiece you should look at the ones in my frontyard. They're a fucking eyesore.

8/14/2008 6:34:45 AM

Mike

Look out side trees are a master peice right?

Bonsais can be.

and no masterpice can be created with out an artist

See bonsais.

You cant see the wind so how do u know its there???

I can feel it and see things being blown.

You dont have 2 go to church to be a christen some people rnt christens because they hate church just sit down and read the bible its the thing that will set u strat

ENGLISH! Do you speak it?!

8/14/2008 6:50:32 AM

approximate

http://www.merriam-webster.com

Start here, you illiterate bitch.

8/14/2008 6:53:34 AM

The Jamo

Set me "strat"? Is that like setting me telecaster but having to do it with a cheap Mexican knockoff?

8/14/2008 7:15:48 AM

Beeblebrox

...hyper giggling girl...

Translation: Tarty mall zombie

8/14/2008 7:20:38 AM

CailinBan

Jesus himself didn't think of trees as a 'master peice', or is that 'masterpice'? After all, he cursed and withered that poor little innocent fig tree.

8/14/2008 7:42:33 AM

anonymous_troy

"Look out side trees are a master peice right?"

Yeah but bugs are not.

What kind of a loving, caring, all-powerful God would create - nay - allow, bugs to exist?

Fuck that.

"You cant see the wind so how do u know its there???"

Because I can feel it and the trees are shaking. Jesus, however, only exists as messed-up pattern-recognition in your mind.

8/14/2008 7:57:23 AM

alex77

First: Your grammar and spelling are not very good. Try reading some books to better your style.

Second: There are theories out there how the beautiful wonders of nature, like trees for example, could have been created without a conscious creator. You might have heard of something like "EVILution" in your church. Try to find out more if you are really interested.

Third: I see things, that are moved by the wind. I feel the wind on my skin. Your point was...?

Fourth: What has being a christian to do with going to the church? Which church would be the right one? After all, there are so many out there, who claim that they alone teach the true way to God...

Fifth: And I have read the bible, was raised lutheran, went to a catholic school run by nuns and stil ended up more of an agnostic. What did I do wrong?

So keep Jesus as your master artist, but do not try to witness again in such a crude and dumb manner. You sure as hell did not make your "artist" look good with your post.

have a nice day.
alex

8/14/2008 8:11:03 AM

Ambrielle

Thou hath committed an abomination against the English language.

8/14/2008 8:36:27 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"Christen?" Really? And you're expecting to convert me when you can't even spell your own fucking religion?


The mind boggles.

8/14/2008 11:46:37 AM

Princess Rot

Clearly the bible did not set your laughably poor grammar skills "strat". How do you expect to gain converts if you cannot even spell the name of the dogma you follow?

8/14/2008 11:57:18 AM

Shann

More illiteracy for Jesus. So sad.

8/14/2008 12:01:16 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"Look out side trees are a master peice(sic) right? and no masterpice(sic) can be created with out an artist"

idiot

8/14/2008 12:06:21 PM

Tenebrais

Trees are actually pretty ugly. They consist of solid, crusty tentacular growths covered in broad green protrusions, or spiky green hairs, depending on the tree. It's just the general nature of trees as a refuge to early humans that has given us the instinct of seeing trees as appealing.

8/14/2008 12:25:03 PM

Romana Twelve

Aw, look, it thinks it's people. Why, it's even typed things that almost look like intelligible language.

8/14/2008 12:30:39 PM



Your spelling indicates that you'd not be able to make any masterpiece. And by the way, non-sequitur.

8/14/2008 1:31:13 PM

Navelgazer

This is your brain proselytizing on drugs. Dn't do it kids!

8/14/2008 1:36:37 PM

GigaGuess

Soooo...I think trees are pretty, so since they're pretty, they had to be designed? Yeahno.

8/14/2008 1:42:00 PM

protowhalepig

thanks for that, hypercunt.

8/14/2008 2:02:06 PM

Firthy2002

I detect the wind with my sense of touch, and see it's effects.

I fail to detect God with any of my senses.

8/14/2008 2:16:57 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Anyone else notice how fundies always phrase their sentences in a certain way when they're regurgitating the crap they've heard from Ray Comfort?

"Look at *noun* it's *adjective* right? And no *noun* can be *verb* without a *noun #2*."

Seriously, right down to the word "right" being tacked on randomly to a sentence, with no comma.

8/14/2008 2:31:58 PM

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