all Christians have common seance
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So there is an attempt to communicate with the spirit realm by ALL xtians?
Or did your spelling-via-button-smashing-and-spellcheck just result in 'seance' instead of 'sense'?
Edit: Dang aqualung beat me there!
If you, in your ignorance, in fact meant sense, then I would have to disagree.
Most that I've met, have little to no sense.
Including you.
yuk yuk
Now die in a fire.
all Christians have common seance
Fabulous! Perhaps you can channel someone who knows how to spell, you illiterate dolt.
Even when I ignore your patently retarded spelling error, I have to point out that common sense is very often wrong.
Good sense is not common.
All Christians have "a" common seance.
Even though I'm not Christian can I come, how about Halloween at midnight?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're correct!
This made my day. Just like that one other fundy quote:
"I can sum it up in three words, Evolution is a lie."
One: No, they don't. Common sense dictates that your religion, your UPGs*, are *yours alone*, and not to force your beliefs on others.
Two: Aren't seances, you know, UNGODLY?
* UPG = Unverifiable Personal Gnosis
....sure, why not. I'll go with that....
Seriously, I'm sick of over generalisations. So stop saying things like:
"All [insert group name here] have..."
Unless it is a factor that CLASSIFIES the group of course.
Quite clearly all Christians do not have common sense, or Mars would have used it by re-reading his text before posting.
Or maybe he (?) does men spiritualism and table-turning...?
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot, sense doesn't have an "a" or "c" in it.
@ Grimesey
Actually, if you think about it, it makes sense if the writer is from the Deep Say-outh, where house is hay-ouse and sense sense can easily become say-ance (Séance).
Assuming you mean 'common sense,' you're wrong.
Several studies have shown that Christains are especially vulnerable to con men who present themselves as fellow Christains.
Even the most cautious consumer tends to lower their guard when they think they're dealing with a fellow believer.
Consider that the next time you see a televangelist with a Rolex.
(*One of a group of people around a table, fingers touching *):
'Is there anybody out there? O Holy Spirit, if you are here, knock once for Yes, twice for No.'
(*DONK !*)
'Does mars have a brain? Knock once for Yes, twice for No.'
(*DONK-DONK !*)
'How are you making these sounds? Is this because mars is so illiterate you are using your head against this table? Knock once for yes, at least twice for No.'
(*DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK...! ad infinitum *)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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