I have cried throughout these entire Olympics! I'm a crier in general, yes, but nothing like I've been doing watching the event this time. I think I'm crying because all I can think of is "Is this the last Olympics?" I keep hearing all the athletes talk of the next games and what their goals are, etc. and all I can think is, I don't believe their will be another. I think things will be so bad in 2012 that there will no way be any games of any kind.
Has anyone else had these feelings watching these games?
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"I think things will be so bad in 2012 that there will no way be any games of any kind."
Most people in the UK would say that, given the repeated hammer-blow that construction for the Olympics is inflicting on our economy, you're right there. We're a good few billion pounds over budget already, and not a lot's been done yet!
Oh, you meant because Teh Rapchurez is coming. OK, sorry, my mistake. You're actually a retard.
Let's see, I need a good, purging cry... Old Yeller ? Nah... Sophie's Choice ? Uh-uh...
Ah. Beach volleyball. There we go.
Jay-sus, you do realize that the opening ceremonies will probably have bright lights and fireworks and load noises?
Maribeth will probably think its the rapture!
First, you haven't cried throughout these Olympics as these Olympics have not finished yet.
Second, and more important, if you feel things are getting so bad so fast, what are you doing to make things better. No, no. Not prayer, I mean action, you know, actually doing things to make the world a better place. Fed the hungry? Housed any homeless?
Oh, things will be bad at the 2012 Olympics, but the Doctor will make sure all those people are returned, safe and sound. Then we'll get to see him light the Olympic Torch! Won't that be lovely?
And four years ago, you Rapture Ready Retards were saying the same damned thing. That this years Olympics, the 2008 wouldn't happen because of your imaginary Rapture.
And the 2000, and the 1996, etc, etc. I think everyone, except you boneheads, are seeing a pattern of wrong here.
I am going to archive this page, with the link, and rub your effing nose in it.
1. Preach The Rapture (End of world/ WWIII/ insert fav event here)
2.Claim that the Rapture (End of world/ WWIII/ insert fav event here) will always happen in X+(4 to 5) years and when X+(4 to 5) have come and gone, X get's adjusted with Y years into the future, repeat and rinse!
3. Profit!!!
Wow, listen to the dripping little raincloud!
The rapture won't happen. You're free to drink the Kool-aid, but the rapture will not happen.
Poor thing. I mean that sincerely. If she lived more and looked for signs of our imminent doom less, I bet she wouldn't cry so much.
And isn't it amazing that for all that talk of wanting to "go home" and have Jesus come back, the thought of there not being another Olympics makes her cry? Like, there's something in this world she likes and would miss?
Every once in a while, when I eat a cookie, I wonder, 'Is this the last cookie I'll ever eat? What if someone crashes into my house, drives through my window and kills me in the next five seconds?'
Then I shrug and eat another cookie.
The winter Olympics are in 2010, you moron, so even if the world does end in 2012, we'll still get another round of games.
You Rapture folks are out of your minds. Hasn't happened the last two thousand years. Life has sucked far worse in the past then it does now.
There are no signs the end of the world is coming. You just want to believe you are in the end times so you feel special. Just like every generation of fundies has for the past two thousand years.
Assuming you don't get run over by a truck, you will grow old. At what point do you realize you wasted your life waiting for the end? Or will you just rock back and forth proclaiming "The end is near" until you're dead? What if that pisses God off? Here he gave you a good life in an advanced civilization and you just wasted it.
Well, credits to the fact no dissing a commie country was done.
My commie country, bitches.
Fortunately, the London organisers have hedged their bets and are providing the necessary facilities. Just in case, you know, everything is still normal when the time comes and the Games can go ahead.
So far, they seem to have got it right. Surprise, surprise.
See, this sort of thing is efficient. They only have to change 2012 to 2016, and it's all tickety-boo for another four years.
I'm sure some sort of computer program could be rigged up to do this sort of crazy raving automatically. You know, free up some of their time getting ever more Rapture ready.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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