Quote# 45776

[Q: how bad will the world get until jesus comes back]

Pretty dang bad. I think that as Christians we need to prepare ourselves for the worst. They will be killling us left and right if you profess love for Christ and not the Anti-Christ.

meadskelton, yahoo answers 26 Comments [8/24/2008 9:27:43 PM]
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paranoia is srs bizinis...

8/24/2008 9:29:14 PM


It's already pretty bad. Cause enviromentalism is ebil.

8/24/2008 9:34:37 PM


*sigh* No, "They" won't.

8/24/2008 9:46:16 PM


Or you could try reality for a while, you might like it.

8/24/2008 10:07:26 PM


*looks at the amount of fundies in existence*


8/24/2008 10:15:24 PM


Dude, you're in the Western world, not China or Vietnam.

You're not going to be killed for being a Christian anytime soon.

8/24/2008 10:21:12 PM



Euh, dude ... the last time they slaughtered people for their religion in Vietnam, it was the Buddhist getting killed of by the USA backed roman catholics.

They don't kill christians in China or Vietnam for their religion, just as they didn't kill christians for their religion in the Soviet Union.

Please get of your high horse regarding the "Western" world, for as we all know the shining example of the "western" world doesn't mind a nice bit of torture now and then themselves. The trick is just to don't call it torture, but something else, like "waterboarding".

8/24/2008 10:30:44 PM


Dude, there's 2.1 billion of you, I don't think you're under threat of worldwide persecution just yet.

8/24/2008 10:44:29 PM


Lying for jebus is still lying.

8/24/2008 10:50:09 PM

Old Viking

It's too sad to contemplate. Excuse me, the cats want their treat.

8/25/2008 12:05:55 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"They will be killling us left and right if you profess love for Christ and not the Anti-Christ."

"...but, of course, we don't mind. To be honest, we prefer it that way. It's the only way that we can get off. We have fetishes..."

8/25/2008 12:11:05 AM

If "professing love for christ and not the anti-christ" involves the killing of non-christians and/or gays in the streets for Jeebus, then yeah.....

8/25/2008 1:09:47 AM


"They" would likely be a group of people who call themselves True Christians.

8/25/2008 1:15:36 AM


Not 'dang' bad?!? OMG!

8/25/2008 2:14:15 AM

Biggie Fry

All hail the Anti-Christ.

8/25/2008 2:25:03 AM


You people seem to be doing pretty good.

8/25/2008 2:55:43 AM


Why should we? There can't be more than a thousand of you with this kind of religious paranoia.

When the core dies out eventually, you, the majority on the fringe, will snap back into reality. You follow the one with the loudest megaphone, anyway. That and the brightest, shiniest lights.

To you, anything is preferable to using that organ between your ears.

8/25/2008 3:12:22 AM


Frankly, I think you need to prepare yourself for massive indifference interspersed with savage ridicule, while you wait for jebus to come back and we wonder when you will get a fucking clue.

8/25/2008 4:31:39 AM


I've lived in worse places.

8/25/2008 10:36:39 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Oh please ...

8/25/2008 10:37:17 AM



People who are not members of a religion the Chinese government does not approve of are liable to be tortured and/or killed. (I was thinking primarily of the Falun Gong. The most I know of them is that they're a Christian sect.)

And of course, here in the Western world we don't torture Christians. We torture Muslims, because they're terrorists. Because Bin Laden is (was?) a Muslim terrorist . . . that the US government helped to fund in the 1980s . . . which probably gave him the base he had to be able to attack places across the world, including the US today.

And now the US government is busy pissing off the next and current generation of potentially otherwise-peaceable Muslims in the Middle East and beyond.

8/25/2008 10:40:33 AM

Wait, isn't the Anti-Christ to imitate Christ to attract many?. Maybe you'll think that Jesus has come back...........

8/25/2008 12:00:15 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

"Dang"? People still use that word? Wow.

8/25/2008 2:49:40 PM


Woo-hoo!!!! Ma! Grab me my christian wallopping stick!

8/25/2008 10:46:02 PM


Yeah, I mean just this morning, I walked by the Christian Concentration camp, and decided to hang a sandwich over the barb wire fence and watch them try and claw to get it. Oh wait...CHRISTIANS AREN'T FUCKING PERSECUTED HERE.

8/25/2008 10:53:32 PM

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