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[Could everyone live 900 years in the beginning of the Old Testament?]

Everyone could live for hundreds of years until the angels fell in love with the humans on earth and married them. That is why the Lord made it so that no one would live past 120 years old.

RebeccaT., Y! answers 41 Comments [8/28/2008 3:30:20 AM]
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BreeStar

Except that they already HAVE lived past 120 years old...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_person

8/28/2008 3:32:28 AM

Jay-Sus

Citation, mother fucker. Do you have it?

Didn't think so.

8/28/2008 3:36:19 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Brain explodes.

8/28/2008 3:44:07 AM

Smith

BreeStar, shhh. Those are the angels. Duh.

8/28/2008 3:46:33 AM

MM

I don't recall that part of the Bible. Care to share chapter and verse?

Or is this more lying for Jesus?

8/28/2008 3:48:43 AM

anonymous_troy

But angels don't have free will.

8/28/2008 4:02:06 AM

Mattural Selection

World's Oldest Man dies at 138*

* Granted, he didn't have a birth certificate, but he was still at least over 129

8/28/2008 4:05:36 AM

Amanda

...I don't get it.

8/28/2008 4:22:31 AM

DaMentalFunism

Wait. How does that even work?

8/28/2008 4:23:33 AM

Pseudonym

What.

8/28/2008 4:48:22 AM

Painful

I know somewhere it says the holy spirit dwells only in humans 120 years now after the flood and crap....

BTWF about the angels? Are you getting your myths messed up again?

8/28/2008 5:00:56 AM

threshold

Nephalim are your answer to everything, because they're only mentioned in one verse of the Bible, so you can make up as much crazy shit about them as you want. Just like fundies always KNOW what Jesus thought about things he never talked about.

8/28/2008 5:08:20 AM

Mike

WTF?

8/28/2008 5:11:21 AM

Godbuster

*shakes head*

BuuuWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!

8/28/2008 5:28:09 AM

Chironex

Yaaay Calment! :D

8/28/2008 6:01:15 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

I want to live to be 121, just to spite this person.

8/28/2008 6:09:56 AM

Rainking

And the reason they hate Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Grimm's fairy tales is what?

8/28/2008 6:48:38 AM

Dotyrs

I will NOT stand for this! Marriage is between ONE man and ONE woman or ONE man and ONE man or ONE woman and ONE woman. It is NOT for one human and one space-ghost angel thing! We need to pass a constitutional amendment NOW to prohibit such abominations!

8/28/2008 7:33:52 AM

Jack Bauer

The sky is blue because god made cows in the meadows.

Same logic...

8/28/2008 9:02:41 AM



Genesis 6:1 When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3 Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not contend with man forever, for he is mortal; his days will be a hundred and twenty years."


gee, it must be SATANS power that many people lived to be older(400-500) in your Bible after Gd has made this decision. look it up.

8/28/2008 9:13:27 AM

anevilmeme

How do they lead normal lives?

8/28/2008 10:42:56 AM

Darth Vader... For Freedom

Kind of like Aragorn and Arwen?

8/28/2008 12:37:29 PM

Ambrielle

I want to see RebeccaT duke it out with KiraJenLove to see who is "right".

8/28/2008 1:28:04 PM

aaa

Nah, we can fix that.

8/28/2008 1:30:39 PM

Furlong

Jeanne Calment, age 122 (1875 - 1997) would like to speak with you.

8/28/2008 2:20:27 PM

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