[Could everyone live 900 years in the beginning of the Old Testament?]
Everyone could live for hundreds of years until the angels fell in love with the humans on earth and married them. That is why the Lord made it so that no one would live past 120 years old.
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Nephalim are your answer to everything, because they're only mentioned in one verse of the Bible, so you can make up as much crazy shit about them as you want. Just like fundies always KNOW what Jesus thought about things he never talked about.
Genesis 6:1 When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3 Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not contend with man forever, for he is mortal; his days will be a hundred and twenty years."
gee, it must be SATANS power that many people lived to be older(400-500) in your Bible after Gd has made this decision. look it up.
Not very fundie, since I've heard the bible really says something about the 120 year age limit.
Still pretty dumb, since people have lived past 120- but then, I guess they've been blessed, right?
Well, I guess those angels don't have short eyes, at least, if they aren't interested in anybody under a century and them some.
Now, where does this place Catholic priests?
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#656787
the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful,
There were no ugly ones back then? Shit. No wonder fundies want to return to the old days.
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Genesis 6:1 When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2 the sons of God
Huh? I heard Jebus had a bro named Jimmy, SONS now?
How many were in this Christ family?
Damn those Christ boys, running around hittin' on all the lookers. Was this during the 30 or so years that he hid out somewhere? Prolly ducking child support and alimony.
Btw, are there any begats after Jebus? Are there decendants? I would think the Christers would be interested in that. Some would like to make claims...
Confused?
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