Remember when God created the world? It was by His Word and instantly there it was. The whole world will know when God acts. No one will wonder. It will be supernatural.
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"Remember when God created the world? It was by His Word and instantly there it was."
To quote the fundies: "How do you know, were you there!!!1?1!?"
"The whole world will know when God acts. No one will wonder. It will be supernatural."
Next time you're on your knees babbling to yourself thinking that you're talking to god why don't you tell him to hurry the fuck up. There's a bunch of us down here waiting for something like that to happen.
Remember when God created the world?
How...old...ARE you?
It was by His Word and instantly there it was.
World's longest instant...SEVEN DAYS.
The whole world will know when God acts.
Really? Because I always thought that every hurricane, tornado and fire is him acting...if that's so, it leaves a lot of room for wonder...
No one will wonder. It will be supernatural.
Eeeyeah. Pardon me if I'm not holding my breath. -_-
"Remember when God created the world? It was by His Word and instantly there it was. "
Yet, for some reason, in order to "save" us, he had to go through a long, complex, convoluted process involving impregnating a maiden, being born, living through 30 or so years as a human, being nailed to a cross, dying a slow, agonizing death, being buried in a tomb, resurrecting three days later, then rising physically into the sky to return to "Heaven."
Nevermind all the stuff in the Old Testament where he had to have mere mortals do everything for him.
Did he use up all his magic during those first six days? (I guess that would be why he had to rest on the seventh, huh?)
No I don't remember actually. I wasn't there I was born billions of years ex post facto. And we can and will wonder. Whether it has an explanation and whether it was the gods, another supernatural force, etc.
Remember when God created the world?
(Of course. I believe it was a Thursday...I had just gotten my hair done!)
It was by His Word and instantly there it was.
(and you know this because...)
The whole world will know when God acts. No one will wonder. It will be supernatural. (Great, now I'm humming Santana songs.)
Couldn't have been Weds, I called in sick for work, he entrusted me as the only one capable of turning on the light switch...
Replacing that little 30 cent bulb in the sun is a real bitch though, all that heat and whatnot
Were you there? Because if you were, I would not consider your memory reliable. Memory tends to deteriorate with age, so if you're four and a half billion years old, or even 6000, your memory must be terrible by now.
Reminds me of an old Punch cartoon.
There's an Ancient Greybeard sitting with a Little Girl at his feet.
LG: Grandpapa, were you on the Ark with Noah?
AG: No, my child, I certainly was not!
LG (after a pause): Then why weren't you drownded?
"Remember when God created the world? ..."
Ah yes, I remember that day. It was a Monday, as I recall, and it had been raining in the morning but cleared up by the afternoon so Aunt Hattie and I had our tea out on the veranda.
(Impatiently checks wrist-watch for the umpteeth millionth time)
*whistles jaunty tune*
Well, it looks like we're gonna hang it up. I'm bored.
Wait, I couldn't resist this:
"Remember when God created the world?"
What do you mean? Do I remember when he did it in that ficticious book you guys are always humping? Before everything else existed?
No, I don't remember.
So, you're saying, that god hasn't acted as of yet? That's sounds very true, considering in what state the world is today. So, what's the hangup?
Strangely enough, he created light before he created the source of all our light. Even stranger; there are quite a few recorded civilizations that are significantly older than ca 6000 years.
Plus, God has not acted since the days of the Bible. Unless you count the so called "Acts of God" in insurance clauses. (Here in Sweden they are called "Force Majeure", not that we have that many of them...).
Remember when God created the world?
Oh totally, I was like dude I don't think you can create the world and God was like fuck you man, you just watch me, and he was like "let there be light" and then BOOM there was light, that was like fucking-a man, like totally fucking far out y'know, and Elvis was there and Gandhi nearly shit his nickers and baby jesus started crying and everybody was totally stoned out of their skulls and were like ROFLing all over the place, HOLY SHIT what a party!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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