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Atheists - I've heard it said no one is an Atheist on their "death bed" Do you think that may be true ? Thanks

Answer : If its that eas to get an atheist saved, then maybe we ought to all be praying they get fatally ill.

Hmm, not a bad idea.

If I get over 5 thumbs down its only because the God haters love me show much.

Rev. Albert Einstein, Yahoo Answers 39 Comments [9/3/2008 6:59:40 PM]
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#667173
emau99

[If I get over 5 thumbs down its only because the God haters love me show much.]

Either that, or it's because people think you're a dick.

9/3/2008 7:08:09 PM

#667180
Kenny

Hmm.. Darwin for example was an "atheist on his death bed".
He told his wife that he had no fear of death.

9/3/2008 7:10:20 PM

#667185
GreenEyedLilo

Stop taking Einstein's name in vain, creep!

9/3/2008 7:11:29 PM

#667188
Dark_Lord_Prime

Christian LOVE, motherfucker! Do you FEEL it?!

9/3/2008 7:12:30 PM

#667194
aaa

Sadistic. Very sadistic.

9/3/2008 7:15:37 PM

#667195
Mister Spak

Christianists: I've heard no-one is a christianist when their computer is broken because there are no computer fixing verses in the bible, and praying doesn't work.

9/3/2008 7:16:40 PM

#667199
Papabear

"Atheists - I've heard it said no one is an Atheist on their "death bed" Do you think that may be true ? Thanks"

No. I think that a few atheists may panic when confronted with death and grasp at any straw presented. I think some atheists pretend to convert for the comfort of their believing family members or simply to get attending believers to STFU. I think many Christians promote the death bed conversion stories because they fervently WISH those stories were true. But, I think most atheists are true to their own understandings and do no convert to Christianity or any other non-sense.


"Answer : If its that eas to get an atheist saved, then maybe we ought to all be praying they get fatally ill."

What a delightful person. How would you like it if we all hoped you would DIAF.

"Hmm, not a bad idea."

No, it is a decidedly bad idea.


"If I get over 5 thumbs down its only because the God haters love me show much."

No, it's because five or more people with more than 3 brains cells read your post.

9/3/2008 7:17:31 PM

#667203
Ozzie

I thought I read that Carl Sagan was just sad that he had to leave his wife and that their life together was going to be over.

No death bed conversion there.

9/3/2008 7:19:21 PM

#667211
Jax

"Answer : If its that eas to get an atheist saved, then maybe we ought to all be praying they get fatally ill."

If all atheists really converted on their death bed (they dont) then theres no point in praying for atheists to be saved or witnessing to them because everybody dies eventually meaning if you were right you wouldnt have to worry about saving atheists (and you dont but not for that reason).

9/3/2008 7:27:00 PM

#667224
Typhon

Didn't check his other posts, but it really looks like a Poe to me.

9/3/2008 7:33:11 PM

#667239
HeathenAngel

If you get over five thumbs down it is because you are an insufferable douche-bag.

9/3/2008 7:44:27 PM

#667262
Lucilius

Eat Bertrand Russell's ass. For dessert, have some of Isaac Asimov's dick. They died as untroubled atheists.

If you're still hungry, snack on Richard Feynman's pubes. Same story - you fail.

9/3/2008 7:53:49 PM

#667265
Quantum Mechanic

"Do you think that may be true ?"

no

9/3/2008 7:54:54 PM

#667292
Osiris

In order to destroy this idea I present Dialouge Between a Priest and a Dying Man
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/7362/dialogue.htm

9/3/2008 8:03:34 PM

#667295
NoAstronomer

We are all fatally ill - I myself am suffering from a condition we call 'life' - doctors tell me it's terminal.

9/3/2008 8:04:13 PM

#667416
Old Viking

I've heard it said that a miss is as good as a mile. What are your thoughts?

9/3/2008 9:04:28 PM

#667427
Mayhem

I thought a "death bed" was just the place you croaked.

9/3/2008 9:07:22 PM

#667437
Headache

After the death of my grandparents and parents, I know that it is not true. They all died as atheists.

9/3/2008 9:13:08 PM

#667472
anonymous_troy

"no one is an Atheist on their "death bed""

Probably because they're dead.

Ba-dum-tish. Next.

9/3/2008 9:35:58 PM

#667475
David B.

Yes, it's true, we all secretly convert to Confucianism at the last possible moment!

Incidentally, so do all Christians.

9/3/2008 9:37:28 PM

#667495
Painful

Please, Einstein actually cared about BOTH religion and science and would never be such a prick. Pick a different name for the love of relativity.

9/3/2008 9:51:56 PM

#667505
Brain_In_A_Jar

If its that eas to get an atheist saved, then maybe we ought to all be praying they get fatally ill.

Upon getting halfway through this sentence I honestly believed you were going to propose leaving us atheists the fuck alone until we're dying, thereby saving yourself much effort and saving us a lifetime of aggravation - but no, you had to go with the psychopathic mass-murder answer, didn't you, you fucking monster.

9/3/2008 9:57:51 PM

#667523
Foster Disbelief

My father died last night. He was a double amputee with diabetes who saw more suffering his last five years than anyone deserves.

If anyone had a reason to look forward to an afterlife of bliss, it was him.

He was an atheist on his deathbed.

And just a note to any fundie commenters who are going to tell me how he is burning in hell right now.....

a big pre-emptive fuck you.

9/3/2008 10:06:05 PM

#667567
kingoftheheavies

I'm sorry about your father, and I'm sorry he suffered so much.

That being said, I will double your pre-emptive FUCK YOU to the fundies.

9/3/2008 10:27:30 PM

#667589
Jay-Sus

Einstein is turning over in his grave.

9/3/2008 10:46:18 PM
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