I made the mistake of clicking through to the blog...
(sorry if this is a bit long)
Yes, I am real and I am really here looking for a wife. I am very picky, so the advantage of NOT being desperate enables me to wait, even a long time, to find the one right for me....
I am a 53 year old Caucasian male. I'm usually guessed to be 10 to 15 years younger than I really am.... I was married once, 20 plus years. I haven't kissed a girl since being divorced over three years ago. I don't engage in sexual activities outside of marriage. I'm Disease free.
Quick Disqualification List
Now, if possible, let’s quickly get rid of all you posers, players, illiterates, and girls that are not serious or don’t qualify, which is about 99.9% of you who IM me. If ANY of the following are TRUE of you, then immediately STOP reading and move on to someone else, I simply would not be interested in you, not one bit:
1. You were born male. It is so disgusting, the number of males that think I should be interested in them because they cross dress or had a gender changing operation. YUK!!!
2. Though born female, you want to be male.
3. You think this profile is too long to read. Wait until the next revision. LOL (Laughing Out Loud)
4. You do not have the comprehension skills necessary to ascertain what this profile instructs you to do if seriously interested in me.
5. You cannot or will not do as instructed in this profile.
6. You cuss/swear and/or have a potty mouth.
7. You are not thin or slim.
8. You smoke or do drugs.
9. You drink more than a glass of wine a day or drink any other liquor.
10. You cannot walk seven (7) miles non-stop averaging 1 mile per 20 minutes and without drinking or eating anything during the walk.
11. You have to go to the bathroom more than once during a four hour date where we first have dinner at a restaurant then see a movie.
12. Your attitude is not respectful, humble and kind.
13. You have any communicable diseases.
14. You are looking for a well to do man who will provide you with a life of little work and lots of leisure and play. I am not looking for a whore, I am not a "Sugar Daddy". All girls seeking a "Sugar Daddy" are whores.
15. You are a party girl or one that craves attention or has to be the center of attention.
16. Staying in fashion is important to you.
17. You are a vegetarian, that is, you do not eat meat or fish.
18. You have an unhealthy love of animals, you believe they have a soul, you give them equal or more importance than people.
19. You desire to pursue your own career, even after marriage....
My preferred range is between 24 and 29.
Oh, and he already has four 'wonderful children' and doesn't want any more.
I can't help but wonder what sort of woman would put up with him for 20 minutes, let alone 20 years. Or has he had some sort of weird conversion to xianity in the last few years?
I'm off to bleach my brain and try to pretend I never read it.