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#667353
Onan the Barbarian
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin,
Who made the sharks, He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Monty Python's Flying Circus, "All Things Dull and Ugly"
9/3/2008 8:36:50 PM
#667356
Rat of Steel
"Do you honestly think God would allow you to make a fool of Him like that?"
Actually, I'd say that his (not a typo) followers are already doing considerably more than an adequate job of that. No need for me to even try. *grins*
9/3/2008 8:38:00 PM
#667358
perdurabo
Look, fuck you buddy....the scientists WE respect are not the ones creating biological strains used to kill people....Those assholes are hired by the military industrial complex that YOU fuckers worship. You know, the pricks who put the "Guns" in "God, Guns & Guts"....
And I can assure you, no atheist and very few agnostics will blame god for anything...at any time.
9/3/2008 8:39:22 PM
#667360
Quantum Mechanic
idiot
9/3/2008 8:39:57 PM
#667361
David D.G.
If God gets the credit, he also gets the blame. There's no (honest) way of getting around that.
~David D.G.
9/3/2008 8:39:59 PM
#667371
If God gets the credit, he also gets the blame. There's no (honest) way of getting around that.
Funny, isn't it? When something good happens, they run each others down trying to find ways God was responsible. Then something bad happens and they turn around 180 degrees to absolve God of any and all responsibility, painting Him as some sort of bystander who's not in any way allowed to intervene. All with a straight face.
9/3/2008 8:43:50 PM
#667383
Berny
When people say that their god is incapable of evil, I quote this one from Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
That usually shuts them up.
9/3/2008 8:48:16 PM
#667391
Old Viking
Goddidit®.
9/3/2008 8:51:11 PM
#667435
Xotan
live what i believe.....
Why should I when your belif appears barking crazy.
9/3/2008 9:12:10 PM
#667446
anonymous_troy
But God already planned all this, so it's really His fault for everything.
9/3/2008 9:25:01 PM
#667484
Moon Wolfhowl
"God will destroy those who destroy the Earth."
No, the Earth with destroy those that destroy the Earth. Li'l sumpin called homeostasis.
9/3/2008 9:47:28 PM
#667504
You're a sick puppy, aren't ya?
9/3/2008 9:57:40 PM
#667530
Brain_In_A_Jar
rockets and space shuttles ... push the Earth a little more off its axis and closer to the Sun
Except for the couple of probes that are on their way to leaving the solar system, that's just dead wrong. Everything else we hurl into space comes right back to us sooner or later. The motion of the centre of mass thus remains unchanged.
9/3/2008 10:09:00 PM
#667547
somegreencat3
You probably wonder why so many avoid you where you live. Reread your comment and you should know. I doubt you get invited to peoples homes that don't believe in these weird ideas so you spend a lot of nights being able to come up with this stuff.
9/3/2008 10:15:09 PM
#667563
The Jamo
Right, we've heard it all before.
Good = god
Bad = people/satan
Does that sum up your stance on things more succinctly?
9/3/2008 10:25:05 PM
#667590
nfp
Rockets and space shuttles burn enormous holes in our ozone layer and push the Earth a little more off its axis and closer to the Sun and you want to wine
Don't mind if I do. I'm in the mood for a chilled Italian pinot grigio. Yummy.
9/3/2008 10:47:49 PM
#667631
Jay-Sus
The cement used to make this wall of text could've been used for something more productive.
9/3/2008 11:04:29 PM
#667636
Doctor Whom
Berny:
When people say that their god is incapable of evil, I quote this one from Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
That usually shuts them up.
When I use that one, they say that that verse needs to be "interpreted correctly" and that "evil" doesn't actually mean evil. Of course, the rest of the Bible is God's Word, to be read literally.
9/3/2008 11:09:18 PM
#667650
Arts_Myth
Rockets and space shuttles burn enormous holes in our ozone layer and push the Earth a little more off its axis and closer to the Sun
Actually, since most launches are performed during the day, wouldn't the Earth be pushed a little further away from the Sun? You know, because the rocket is pushing against the Earth (briefly, of course, since rockets don't really work that way) and toward the Sun, so Earth would be pushed in the opposite direction.
I'm surprised they don't protest against rockets on the basis that they will gradually unbalance the disc of the Earth, eventually tilting us base-over-apex, plunging the whole flat world into a frozen, sunless wasteland.
9/3/2008 11:24:06 PM
#667651
John
Man is responsible for some of the deadliest diseases known. "Scientists", which you are so worshipful of, work tirelessly to develop diseases with the capablilties to wipe us all out.
This is a false statement. Scientists have never developed a new disease.
Nuclear bombs are being tested beneath the surface of the Earth, damn near blowing it apart and you want to cuss God because of earthquakes, tsunamis, sicknesses, hurricanes ...
The US hasn't conducted an underground nuclear test since 1992, and no nuclear tests have been conducted in Africa, which is the source of US hurricanes. One of the worst earthquakes on record happened in Lisbon in 1755. That one earthquake alone probably produced more atheists than any other event in human history. The most powerful US nuclear warhead was 9 megatons. Mt. St. Helens was 25 megatons. Krakatoa was 150 mt. The sun delivers 4,000,000 mt of energy a day.
Rockets and space shuttles burn enormous holes in our ozone layer and push the Earth a little more off its axis and closer to the Sun
No they don't. He's just making shit up.
9/3/2008 11:30:55 PM
#667683
Neil
This poor shithead's mind is like a b-grade sci-fi movie, with the cheesiest ending ever. I wish that stupidity of this degree caused constant severe migraines...maybe more stupid people would put themselves out of our misery.
9/3/2008 11:47:17 PM
#667691
Grigadil
It just goes to show you, we don't need god for all the fun stuff any more. In fact, god is a bit outclassed these days, well on his way to total superfluity. He needs to die without fanfare at his earliest convenience.
9/3/2008 11:51:48 PM
#667699
Illuminatalie
"Do you honestly think God would allow you to make a fool of Him like that?"
He pities da fool.
"God will destroy those who destroy the Earth."
I almost kinda agree with you there! Wow, I'm part-fundy now.
9/3/2008 11:53:25 PM
#667772
epsilon
Yeah, those damn scientists invented the plague in their secret underground labs. What a fucknut.
9/4/2008 1:02:19 AM
#667781
worldsend
Science
9/4/2008 1:09:05 AM
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