Quote# 46575

Sir if I lived in the time of the Israelites, do you think Id have a Problem taking captives from war???

Id take the most, Id have many wives, and many more servants

as for stoning my daughter, once again if my daughter, refused to obey me and made herself a whore I toss the first stone

As for fighting against Pagans, I will gladly fight against the Pagans any day of the week. From New York to Mecca, any time they are looking to attack the innocent, and I have the power to stop them, then I shall

God wills it

King Crusader, Holy Army of God 43 Comments [9/2/2008 5:55:58 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: doomie 22

Username  (Login)
Comment  (Text formatting help) 

1 2 | bottom

tracer

If you lived in the time of the Israelites, you wouldn't have an Internet to post to.

9/2/2008 5:58:48 PM

Nirjuana

And they'll know we're Christians by our love

9/2/2008 5:58:52 PM

kingoftheheavies

How would you have been a tough guy before the internet?

9/2/2008 5:59:39 PM

Pedantic Twit

Sociopathy for Jesus?

9/2/2008 6:00:15 PM

Amos

If you "lived in the time of the Israelites", you'd try to be the biggest asshole?

Nice absolute, unchanging morality you've got there. You're an asshole now.

9/2/2008 6:06:29 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

If you lived in the time of the Israelites you would get your ass kicked on a regular basis... people were a hell of a lot stronger back then due to the lack of technology :)

9/2/2008 6:08:24 PM

GreenEyedLilo

As a Pagan in New York, I know you have all the "power" of a wet dishrag.

DIAF, asshole.

9/2/2008 6:12:12 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Does your daughter get stoned alot? Oh, I read that wrong, sorry.

9/2/2008 6:19:16 PM

Esjeur

Ooo, I'm Pagan! Let's rumble, but I get to use a sword (or for the D&D rules, it will be cardboard) and you only have your faith. Let's see who wins.

9/2/2008 6:30:55 PM

practical_god

Wait... did you say New York? Oh please oh please ohplease, come here and try to fight New Yorkers? I dare you. I double, triple dare you, with sugar on top.

9/2/2008 6:32:24 PM

Panz

Silly kids, 8 year olds shouldn't be on the internet for this very reason, they have no grasp of reallity

9/2/2008 6:40:09 PM

Osiris

Go back to the 12th century.

9/2/2008 6:59:52 PM

Ozzie

That is quite a power trip your on in that delusional fantasy your living in.

I'm Italian and grew up in NY. I wouldn't try anythng in NY, I know a guy in Brooklyn.

9/2/2008 7:02:36 PM

Mister Spak

"As for fighting against Pagans, I will gladly fight against the Pagans any day of the week. From New York to Mecca, any time they are looking to attack the innocent,"

What if the pagans are innocent and you are guilty of hurting them?

9/2/2008 7:11:46 PM



So, you're confirming that moral is not absolute. It depends on CONTEXT. And of course, remember that, in the times of Israelites, you'd not have internet.

9/2/2008 7:25:32 PM

Brenz

Thank God we're chipping away at the reign of pricks like you, then.

9/2/2008 7:26:33 PM

Moon Wolfhowl


9/2/2008 7:49:41 PM

Blackclaw

If you lived in the time of the Israelites you probably would have been killed when the Romans crushed Jerusalem.

Although your use of the word "God wills it" makes me think you are just a fan of Kingdom of Heaven and are messing with the blindly faithful.

At least I can hope that's it..

9/2/2008 7:50:36 PM

aaa

It's time for a resupply.

9/2/2008 7:59:21 PM

Headache

Picture of King Crusader reading the bible:

9/2/2008 8:04:27 PM



"Sociopathy for Jesus?"
NO! IT'S

G3n0cide 4 J33BUS!!1

9/2/2008 8:14:58 PM

Old Viking

Remember that kid in elementary school who always got beat up in the playground ...

9/2/2008 8:26:43 PM

Arts_Myth

as for stoning my daughter, once again if my daughter, refused to obey me and made herself a whore I toss the first stone

As for fighting against Pagans, I will gladly fight against the Pagans ... any time they are looking to attack the innocent


But of course, your daughter would have made herself a whore, so wouldn't be innocent, right? Especially if she danced with a boy or held a boy's hand, or let a boy kiss her, the harlot! And if some young man, driven mad by lust by her craven display of her ankles, uncontrollably drops rohypnol into her drink and allows her to tempt him into sinful acts with her limp, pliant body, well, fetch hither the boulders!

So, yeah, nice to know you can tell who's "looking to attack the innocent."

9/2/2008 8:30:01 PM



'God wills it'

Say it with me everyone:

Hero complex!

9/2/2008 8:36:37 PM

Xotan

This has to be another incarnation of Lone Wolf... The bad spelling is gone, but there are....similarities that impel me to believe it is one and the same.

9/2/2008 9:09:24 PM

1 2 | top: comments page