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Fact:#1 The truth is belif in Jesus...I believe it ergo it's true
#2 Those who don't believe it are wrong. That makes you wrong.
#3 Any reaction to my expressions of belief that are negative are considered an attack (by Satan and he's using you)
#4 I have no desire to listen to any "contradictory evidence of Christianity" that you have to present because (refer back to statement #2)
#5 Whether you like it or not...to quote you, youeself "These are public forums, if you don't want your belief questioned, talk somewhere else" So intend to express #1-4 with any attitude I please and if you interpret the attitude as rudeness then you probably are correct and that's really too bad. Did I feed your poor damaged psyche

Jeffery Crisp, Topix 39 Comments [9/3/2008 3:38:19 PM]
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#666814
Rat of Steel

Ah, yes. The classic "three monkeys" approach to discussion.

See no evidence, hear no evidence, spout Bible verses until the evidence goes away.

9/3/2008 3:39:58 PM

#666824
Painful

Sorry, I couldn't get past "belif" I was hoping for a LOLZ...

9/3/2008 3:45:17 PM

#666830
aaa

Jeff, your ego is oozing thru my screen.

9/3/2008 3:49:25 PM

#666838
The Flying Spaghetti Monster

you loose. plain and simple. and feel free to give jesus a reach around while kissing his ass its only polite!

9/3/2008 3:59:45 PM

#666845
Doctor Fishcake


9/3/2008 4:02:27 PM

#666851
G Zimmer

Let's see.

Ad homenim, appeal to fear, begging the question, burden of proof- oh fuck it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies

THOSE. You are guilty of...those.

*goes to bed*

9/3/2008 4:05:53 PM

#666852
Orangutan

They are mostly your opinions, any facts there are really only how you feel about things.

9/3/2008 4:06:31 PM

#666885


Egocentric for Jesus.

9/3/2008 4:24:07 PM

#666886
Godbuster

"Did I feed your poor damaged psyche"

No, you damaged my poor fed psyche. Obviously you've never heard of the expression, if you can't say anything nice, just shut the fuck up then. That also counts for not being able to say anything smart.

9/3/2008 4:24:09 PM

#666890
Mister Spak

The truth is belif in Mohammed...I believe ergo it's true.

9/3/2008 4:25:09 PM

#666927
Panz

This tripe is the equivillant of saying
1 the truth of being hit by a speeding semi is i won't die
2 those that don't believe it are wrong
3 anyone trying to stop me is attacking me
4 I have no desire to realize common sense
5 more bullshit about somehow mindfucking you and winning some edebate so now i'm a gold medal winning retard for the special olympics

9/3/2008 4:39:02 PM

#666937
Dr. Gus

I believe you're a newt, therefore it must be true.
(But usually newts are smarter so I must be wrong).

9/3/2008 4:44:05 PM

#666939


This post is Poe. Therefore it is not meant to be taken seriously. The only posts not meant to be taken seriously are Poe posts.

Thus, this post is Poe.

9/3/2008 4:45:22 PM

#666958
L

#5 set off my irony meter.

9/3/2008 5:03:45 PM

#666971
Damen

Nice to see you're putting your douche-baggery out there for all to see.

But you're still wrong, you ignorant fuck.

9/3/2008 5:06:32 PM

#667002
emau99

So, in summary:

1) I believe it, therefore it's true.
2) If you disagree with me, you are wrong.
3) If you argue with me, you are attacking me and are a tool of the devil.
4) I won't listen to any arguments you make.
5) Screw you if you don't like what I'm saying.

In other words, you're right because you say you are.

Think much of yourself much?

9/3/2008 5:24:46 PM

#667020
GreenEyedLilo

Only "poor damaged psyche" I see is his.

9/3/2008 5:33:19 PM

#667033
Fdragon

This sounds more like satire then anything else.

9/3/2008 5:39:21 PM

#667042
Grigadil

"Truth" is subjective. You merely defined your version.

We honestly don't care.

9/3/2008 5:44:01 PM

#667043
Frank

i laughed, how dare you make my day!

9/3/2008 5:45:38 PM

#667068
Funnyguts

1. The truth is belief in the FSM. I believe it ergo it's true.
2. Those who don't.... ah fuck it. You guys already get the idea.

9/3/2008 5:59:00 PM

#667089
Thammuz

LA-LA-LA I CAAAANT HEAR YOUUUUUUU

9/3/2008 6:10:33 PM

#667112


Anyone who spells belief like you do should not attempt logic.

9/3/2008 6:29:42 PM

#667165
Old Viking

It's hard to take offense at someone this reasonable.

9/3/2008 7:00:41 PM

#667277
Osiris

Just make it shorter and make it one fact. I am right and everyone is wrong because I believe that I am right and everyone is wrong.

9/3/2008 8:00:11 PM
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