Ah... didn't jebus say something about pride?
9/3/2008 8:46:39 PM
Home-fucked in the head!
9/3/2008 9:16:45 PM
Did I feed your poor damaged psyche
No. You took my psyches food away and then broke his legs.
9/3/2008 10:19:28 PM
So when people believed the sun revolved around the earth, it was really true just because people believed it?
I have never seen such a good example of a fragile faith. He's completely terrified that somebody will say something that makes sense.
"I believe in God, so don't argue with me, disagree with me, or produce any evidence of any other beliefs, because I will not read them. In fact, I'm leaving the internet forever and locking myself in the basement with only my bible for my best friend."
9/3/2008 11:09:23 PM
Fact #1: You're an idiot, therefore you're an idiot.
Eru damn it, there's really nothing to add. Though you're a pretty idiotic idiot at that.
9/3/2008 11:38:53 PM
No, you made yourself look stupid... oh wait...
9/4/2008 5:58:02 AM
Then explain this...
The Christian story of Jesus is based or more accurately, copied, from pagan beliefs:
Horus of Egypt
The stories of Jesus and Horus are very similar, with Horus even contributing the name of Jesus Christ.
Horus and his once-and-future Father, Osiris, are frequently interchangeable in the mythos ("I and my Father are one").
The legends of Horus go back thousands of years, and he shares the following in common with Jesus:
Horus was born of the virgin Isis-Meri on December 25th in a cave/manger, with his birth being announced by a star in the East and attended by three wise men.
He was a child teacher in the Temple and was baptized when he was 30 years old.
Horus was also baptized by "Anup the Baptizer," who becomes "John the Baptist."
He had 12 disciples.
He performed miracles and raised one man, El-Azar-us, from the dead.
He walked on water.
Horus was transfigured on the Mount.
He was crucified, buried in a tomb and resurrected.
He was also the "Way, the Truth, the Light, the Messiah, God's Anointed Son, the Son of Man, the Good Shepherd, the Lamb of God, the Word" etc.
He was "the Fisher," and was associated with the Lamb, Lion and Fish ("Ichthys").
Horus's personal epithet was "Iusa," the "ever-becoming son" of "Ptah," the "Father."
Horus was called "the KRST," or "Anointed One," long before the Christians duplicated the story.
Mithra, Sungod of Persia
The story of Mithra precedes the Christian fable by at least 600 years.
The cult of Mithra was, shortly before the Christian era, "the most popular and widely spread 'Pagan' religion of the times."
Mithra has the following in common with the Christ character:
Mithra was born on December 25th.
He was considered a great traveling teacher and master.
He had 12 companions or disciples.
He performed miracles.
He was buried in a tomb.
After three days he rose again.
His resurrection was celebrated every year.
Mithra was called "the Good Shepherd."
He was considered "the Way, the Truth and the Light, the Redeemer, the Savior, the Messiah."
He was identified with both the Lion and the Lamb.
His sacred day was Sunday, "the Lord's Day," hundreds of years before the appearance of Christ.
Mithra had his principal festival on what was later to become Easter, at which time he was resurrected.
His religion had a Eucharist or "Lord's Supper"
Krishna of India
The similarities between the Christian character and the Indian messiah are many.
Indeed, there are over 100 similarities between the Hindu and Christian saviors , and over 300 likenesses.
It should be noted that a common earlier English spelling of Krishna was "Christna," which reveals its relation to "Christ."
It should also be noted that, like the Jewish godman, many people have believed in a historical, carnalized Krishna.
Krishna was born of the Virgin Devaki ("Divine One")
His father was a carpenter.
His birth was attended by angels, wise men and shepherds, and he was presented with gold, frankincense and myrrh.
He was persecuted by a tyrant who ordered the slaughter of thousands of infants.
He was of royal descent.
He was baptized in the River Ganges.
He worked miracles and wonders.
He raised the dead and healed lepers, the deaf and the blind.
Krishna used parables to teach the people about charity and love.
"He lived poor and he loved the poor."
He was transfigured in front of his disciples.
In some traditions he died on a tree or was crucified between two thieves.
He rose from the dead and ascended to heaven.
Krishna is called the "Shepherd God" and "Lord of lords," and was considered "the Redeemer, Firstborn, Sin Bearer, Liberator, Universal Word."
He is the second person of the Trinity, and proclaimed himself the "Resurrection" and the "way to the Father."
He was considered the "Beginning, the Middle and the End," ("Alpha and Omega"), as well as being omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent.
His disciples bestowed upon him the title "Jezeus," meaning "pure essence."
Krishna is to return to do battle with the "Prince of Evil," who will desolate the earth.
Prometheus of Greece
The Greek god Prometheus has been claimed to have come from Egypt, but his drama took place in the Caucasus mountains.
Prometheus shares a number of striking similarities with the Christ character.
Prometheus descended from heaven as God incarnate as man, to save mankind.
He was crucified, suffered and rose from the dead.
He was called the Logos or Word.
...even your church fathers know it.
In his First Apology, Christian father Justin Martyr (c. 100-165) acknowledged the similarities between the older Pagan gods and religions and those of Christianity,
when he attempted to demonstrate, in the face of ridicule, that Christianity was no more ridiculous than the earlier myths:
"ANALOGIES TO THE HISTORY OF CHRIST. And when we say also that the Word, who is the first-birth of God, was produced without sexual union, and that He, Jesus Christ, our Teacher,
was crucified and died, and rose again, and ascended into heaven, we propound nothing different from what you believe regarding those whom you esteem sons of Jupiter.....
....early Church Father Tertullian (@ 160-220 C.E.), an "ex-Pagan" and Bishop of Carthage, ironically admits the true origins of the Christ story and of all other such godmen by stating in refutation of his critics,
"You say we worship the sun; so do you."
Interestingly, a previously strident believer and defender of the faith, Tertullian later renounced Christianity.
9/4/2008 7:54:53 AM
Idiot can't even spell belief.
9/4/2008 7:57:55 AM
Well you did just a little..no..wait...what number were we on again?
9/26/2008 2:02:50 AM
Jeffrey Crisp, a good name for a fry cook.
8/8/2011 6:07:33 AM
In that case, don´t be suprised if they counter talk to you and you´re banned. You´re not preaching to the choir this time.
1/6/2012 11:43:42 AM
Jesus never existed you stupid joke.
4/4/2012 5:44:35 AM
I would say this is an obvious parody or satire. But I'm probably wrong. Sigh.
4/4/2012 9:50:10 AM
Here are the real facts:
1. There is no proof for the existence of Jesus
2. There is no proof for anything else mentioned in the bible.
4/4/2012 10:05:45 AM