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Atheists: I'm sorry, can explain please. Give me a chance?
I am 15 and my atheist cousin just passed on. I think of her all the time screaming in hell. It is driving me crazy. I know it will be for her own good, but it is still hard to think about when I love God so much. It just hit home what is in store for you non-believers. Forgive me and I hope you understand.

#13 is confusing, Yahoo! Answers 58 Comments [9/2/2008 6:16:11 PM]
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#714477
G.Fieendish

1) Define the term "Hell" ...
2) If there is such a place as Hell, then said athestic cousin, assuming she ever recognises that the concept of such existed, could fare better than Xtians that have sinned...
(If the Dantean model of Hell is valid, then she as a virtous pagan goes to Circle 1, which is quite pleasant..
Televanglists, go to Circle 6 of Hell, to be continously hacked to bits by demons, as their solicitation of donations for religious salvation, is technically simony...
Fred Phelps goes straight to Circle 9, for his treason to his country, & is punished by spending all eternity, frozen in a block of ice up to his neck, staring at Lucifer).

10/10/2008 6:26:18 AM

#833142
asdfaeea

Don't worry, she was a bad person and deserved it. After all, she didn't accept God.

12/31/2008 11:17:09 AM

#1257486


And how are you sure that YOU are not going to Hell?

2/16/2011 4:54:37 AM

#1257639
Anon-e-moose

"Atheists: I'm sorry, can explain please. Give me a chance?"

At grammar? Sorry, but...:



"I am 15 and my atheist cousin just passed on."

I feel for your loss, but if it was natural causes, it's a natural fact of life. Accept it.

"I think of her all the time screaming in hell. It is driving me crazy."

Thinking of the notion that a 'Hell' exists? You are crazy. Meanwhile on Planet Reality, she's decomposing in her coffin. Just as nature intended. Ultimately feeding the plant/tree life around her, for present & future generations to enjoy. I know that's how I'll end up. Facts prove this. I am not afraid.

"I know it will be for her own good"

And now you know why you fundies are so loathed and detested. Then you wonder why the likes of Quakers and Unitarian Universalists aren't? Just listen to yourself.

"but it is still hard to think about when I love God so much."

I bet the thought of your late cousin 'burning in Hell' gets you hard, though.

"It just hit home what is in store for you non-believers."



"Forgive me"

I forgive you. See? Not that difficult. 'To err is human, to forgive divine'. And I'm an Atheist. There's many that won't - and with what you said, coupled with the way you said it, I can completely understand why they don't. And won't. Oh, and speaking of understanding...:

"and I hope you understand."

Your motives for what you said - and why? Nope, I just don't get it. And I don't want to get it, neither. You don't hear Humanists speaking, acting, thinking, or even believing the way you do, pal.

Ergo, the more than infinite superiority of Atheism. QED.

Here endeth the lesson.

2/16/2011 9:51:57 AM

#1257641
JohnTheAtheist

That you would worship a god that would would put otherwise good people in hell simply for being a non-believer should raise some concerns for you. Seriously, what kind of douchebag is this god fellow?

2/16/2011 9:56:01 AM

#1257653
KR

You really think, that believing in some fairytale, you'll be better off once you die? Sorry, you still go six feet under in a coffin, unless you get cremated. I know, it's a scary thought, but never the less a good reason to live like this is your only life, because it probably is.

2/16/2011 10:30:05 AM

#1257985
Anon-e-moose

@KR

"You really think, that believing in some fairytale, you'll be better off once you die? Sorry, you still go six feet under in a coffin, unless you get cremated. I know, it's a scary thought, but never the less a good reason to live like this is your only life, because it probably is."

And until #13 is confused can provide hard, solid, physical evidence to the contrary, ergo...:



And therefore, Atheism. QED.

Better get that "Sliders"-style dimensional portal generator out, pal. Troll4Life, I'm looking at you.

2/17/2011 8:26:18 AM

#1288827
Kuyohashi

I know grief can really screw with your head, make some people delusional even, so I'm going to just pass that whole"lake of fire" nonsense as you trying to cope with your loss.

5/13/2011 1:12:07 PM
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