That story about the toddler eating ketchup got me to think... what if the rapture happens and God leaves the babies and toddlers behind if they're not saved?.. There may be other babies and toddlers left in their homes alone trying to scrounge up whatever food they can find.
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Wow, I can totally imagine that, like Mad Max, but with babies. Amazing :P
If you expect to be taken up in the rapture and have a toddler who is either a sinner or who has not been saved, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, leave your ketchup bottles open. Toddlers have a hell of a time with those things. Also, the flip-top squeezy ketchup bottles are much easier for a toddler to manipulate than the old-fashioned screw-cap glass bottles.
I'm glad someone thought of this. I'm going home to take care of my ketchup situation at once.
Jesus Fucking Christ this is stuuuuuupid!!!!
Sorry, just....UGH THESE PEOPLE!!!
Sorry, this level of stupidity just sucks the clever right out of me.
Hey, since all of us worthless heathens will stay here, we will take care of them. Scary thought, isn't it?
"what if the rapture happens and God leaves the babies and toddlers behind if they're not saved?.. There may be other babies and toddlers left in their homes alone trying to scrounge up whatever food they can find"
Just for the sake of argument the 'Rupture' will happen, and this is indeed the case. Then God's an evil slimebag for neglecting all those poor innocent babies. But at least there'd be the 'unsaved' to look after them. Which proves the superiority of non-fundies to God. At least they wouldn't leave those kids in the lurch, left by an egotistical bastard of a deity. Further proving the moral superiority of we Atheists to your so-called God.
And you cunts worship such a monster? Even to the extent of neglecting these kids? This speaks volumes of you & your Raptard ilk. Oh, bugger the world - and even innocent babies. As long as you have your lovely whooshfest, eh?!
You selfish fuckers.
Fortunately, said whooshfest will never happen. Thus you'll have to look after those kids - who'll hopefully grow up to reject your insane beliefs. Or to save the worry, just stop breeding, mm'kay?
The family pet needs to eat too. Fido and kitty will soon finish off the nasty sinful unsaved baby, rejoice !
In your chosen theology, billions of the Unsaved are going to be left behind to suffer atrociously, die horribly, and get sent to Hell for an eternity of torture anyway, so you really shouldn't let it worry you. After all, what happens to the Unsaved isn't going to be your problem, right?
Well,according to your own book, no, they won't be saved.
Good news is that the parents won't be, either. Only virgin males specifically chosen for it are saved.
Using Revelations is cheap, I know XD
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