People are saying that God would not let children suffer the tribulation.. all I am saying is what are you basing that on? He let them suffer the flood, he let them suffer mass killings by his command, he let them die in sodom and Gamaroh.... why would the tribulation be any different? He is still the same God he does not change.
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Ah, so you concede that you worship a monster. It's incredible that you could admit that. Now, why you don't run from this God in disgust, I don't know...
During the great Rapture, Angels will fly in and ask the little babies if they want to accept Jesus as their personal LORD and savior.
This happened at Sodom and the Great Flood. This has been documented many times by historians, and in fact, is yet another proof of the inerrancy of the most perfect book ever made - the HOLY BIBLE. ;)
Oh my God, BCD, you just made my day!
...It's sad that you're being serious, though.
And Lithp is officially less evil than God...Lithp needs a moment alone now...LITHP IS NOT FUCKING CRYING!
Jesus said, "Suffer the little children" which means that if they didn't respond to His generous offer, he personally tossed them into the pits of Hell.
Now, don't get me wrong, Jesus loves us all so very much. And he is a forgiving God. And he would never do anything to hurt His children - no matter their age.
But we all have sin and from the moment of our conception, we are vile, wicked, evil and generally just rotten. Jesus can't allow that into heaven unless you've said the magic words (the Sinner's prayer said while prostrating and groveling).
This is actually the most mature and perfect form of love - God's willingness to eternally torment babies for the minor imperfections of our ancient ancestors.
Big Chicken Dinner-There is very little historical refrences to the bible.
Jesus said, "Suffer the little children" which means that if they didn't respond to His generous offer, he personally tossed them into the pits of Hell.
and you worship this psycho??
Just because he created us (in your world view) doesn't give him the right to kill us. If we have free will we are no longer his toys. If we haven't free will, all evil we do etc is founded in him.
You fail logic (as so many of your tribe fail)
Jesus can't allow that into heaven unless you've said the magic words (the Sinner's prayer said while prostrating and groveling).
He is still the same God he does not change.
Uh, hasn't Mommy2KandM just pretty much denounced the whole foundation of Christianity? New Covenant and all that?
Why does anyone reply serious to Big Chicken Dinner? He's quite clearly a poe taking the piss. I mean come on he says things like "This is actually the most mature and perfect form of love - God's willingness to eternally torment babies for the minor imperfections of our ancient ancestors." He's obviously taking the piss out of fundies' mind set.
There are some seriously intelligent people who visit and comment on this site, how can it be that so many people take BCD seriously? Doe anybody know what satire and parody are?
However, he, at some point, said that the rainbow was the simbol that he would never do that again. Anyway, God is Love, isn´t it?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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