Quote# 46960

[when asked about pedophilia in the bable]

I don't recall anything about pedophilia.

As for incest, for one, back then there was not the genetic diseases that now are commonplace, which is why we have laws against close marriage nowadays, and two, what else were they supposed to do? Seth didn't have too many choices. It was either his sister or his mom, and I'm sure that even back then doin' your mom was bad.

Joel V, Yahoo Answers 25 Comments [9/9/2008 5:44:32 PM]
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Fundiesniffer

even still its fucked up however you want to look at it even for a fictional story

9/9/2008 5:47:51 PM

approximate

I'm sure your brother doin' yer mom resulted in you.

9/9/2008 5:48:02 PM



There were the same genetic diseases. The problem is that they didn't have the technology to heal the normal non-genetic diseases and the fear of aculturisation was stronger.

9/9/2008 5:57:00 PM

Mister Spak

That doesn't stop the redneck fundies.

9/9/2008 5:57:53 PM

Grigadil

No, it was an obliging member of the Swedish Bikini Team.

9/9/2008 5:58:46 PM

El_Generalissimo

Now we now why all the characters in the Bible are so screwed up. They were all drooling, inbred hicks.

9/9/2008 6:20:14 PM

breakerslion

"As for incest, for one, back then there was not the genetic diseases that now are commonplace..."

Yes. Before things are defined by modern medicine, they don't exist. Evil Science!

"...which is why we have laws against close marriage nowadays..."

You didn't really just write "nowadays"? Do you say "anyhoo" too?

"... and two, what else were they supposed to do? Seth didn't have too many choices. It was either his sister or his mom, and I'm sure that even back then doin' your mom was bad."

And thus was born a long line of inbreds that believe this fairy tale. I'm sure it sounded better when the first village idiot told it to explain to his kids why their mother was also their aunt.

9/9/2008 6:21:03 PM

Poppy Pomfrey

back then, genetic desease were considered part of the punishment for the original sin ...

No matter what your excuse is - Incest is and was BAD! (disgusting)

9/9/2008 6:25:14 PM

Lucilius

And doin' your sister was somehow holy, just because you don't think it would result in a three-eyed kid? If your entire argument is based on (imaginary) genetic "purity," what's your beef with gay sex/marriage, which won't result in kids?

9/9/2008 6:32:14 PM

Old Viking

By Biblical standards it was family recreation.

9/9/2008 6:41:33 PM

anonymous_troy

"back then there was not the genetic diseases that now are commonplace"

Yeah! They evolved!

9/9/2008 6:50:14 PM

aaa

It's still fucked up.

9/9/2008 6:54:21 PM

Chancellor Gorkon

This reminds me of my new favorite porno mag
"Barely Related".

9/9/2008 7:19:31 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

So, does the idea of Jesus breaking his own mother's hymen gross you out, too?

9/9/2008 7:21:40 PM



and yet God couldn't do anything about it.

9/9/2008 7:27:41 PM



Seth could have kept it in his pants.

9/9/2008 8:01:12 PM

kingoftheheavies

Faced with fucking my mom or my sister, I would elect to fuck my fist instead. Your whole religion is one giant, fucked-up mess.

9/9/2008 8:57:21 PM

Jay-Sus

You're from Arizona aren't you? If you don't think doing your sister is bad you should look up a few things on laws regarding incest while I do your sister.

9/9/2008 10:56:56 PM



Joel is from Arkansas. You can just smell the redneck.

9/10/2008 6:54:32 AM

Canadiest

are you? Why?

Incest apologists

9/14/2008 1:04:48 PM

Quantum Mechanic

You must coach at Penn State.

11/12/2011 6:02:38 PM

Philbert McAdamia

As I understand it, Seth didn't have a sister until he did mom, and then, his sister was his daughter.

@ Jezebel's Evil Sister
Jesus breaking his own mother's hymen

Haha. I never thought of that before. Ain't this a motherfucker.

11/12/2011 9:37:15 PM



How exactly did two people have enough genetic diversity to create billions of completely diverse individuals down the line?

5/25/2012 7:33:29 PM

Canadiest

The point is:

Many cultures had developed and enforced rukes against incestuous relationships and Pedophilia long before your Bible was ever compiled. The most notable exceptions being Royalty who married relatives to keep the bloodline "pure" and I suspect their concept of "pure" was due to religious concepts of specialness.

In the general populace both practices were shunned in most cultures even 3 or 4 thousand years ago.

5/26/2012 4:59:41 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"I don't recall anything about pedophilia."

This is an iffy one. There is a lot of sex in the bible, and the ages of the parties involved is, to my recollection, not mentioned. I say the bible gets a pass on this one.


"As for incest..."

Abraham married his half sister, and that was well passed the mythical days when there were only a few people on Earth. No pass there.

5/26/2012 6:26:54 AM

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