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God is logical.
If he wasn't, then he would have created the grass before the light!
What is the probability God would have gotten all 7 days in the right order if he had no logic?
1 of out 5040 possibilities.
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Wow, first one. Light as in sun light, that did not happen until the fourth day, the day after he made plants. Fundies, read you bible before you start quoting great wisdom from it.
According to your Babble, he did create day and night long before he made the sun and moon, though. But you made that aw bedder by putting two contradictory creation accounts in there, right? So much for divine logic.
God was picking the days out of a hat?
Your statistics appalls me, but perhaps more importantly, he did create the grass a day before the light... or two. So... Maybe you're a Poe.
If he wasn't [logical], then he would have created the grass before the light!
According to the Bible, He created the grass before the sun. Now I suppose the bronze age Arab goat herders who wrote Genesis saw the sky get light before the sun rose and didn't realize that the sun caused the light, but now that we know physics, we know better.
If GOD can do anything and GOD created everything, he could have just as well made grass so it didn't survive on photosynthesis. And the rest of your seven days follows suit: If God can do anything, there's no reason why he would have had to make everything in a specific order.
It's funny, because, apparently, he created animals with couples but Adam was all alone. Or day and night before the moon and the sun.
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"Canadian_Hoser #715106 2008-Sep-09 10:00 PM
Wow, first one. Light as in sun light, that did not happen until the fourth day, the day after he made plants. Fundies, read you bible before you start quoting great wisdom from it. "
Wisdom from Rupture Ready? A new oxymoron!
He DID create plants and grass before the sun, dipshit. Read your Ancient Goat Herder Manual.
It appears that the only thing stoopider than you is your fucking god.
FAIL
7! as proof of God?
So, let me get this straight. God went down to the Days o' the Week store, and asked for 7 of them. Luckily for him, they had only one remaining set of 7 left, hence the lack of a Katillsday. Only, this set was very particular. They had to be initialized in the proper order, or creation would be nullified. So, with a 1 in 5040 chance, God assembled them correctly and thus, creation happened.
QED. I'm a creationist now.
Although, it does beg the question of how many 7-day sets he had to go through before he got the combination right. Maybe he actually tried several times before getting it right. That might explain the whole "plants before the sun" thing. Maybe he tried the sun first, but creation kept failing, so he had to think outside the box.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
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