They do say that Liberals have some kind of brain damage. Just look at these crazies and listen to them. They sound like they escaped from an asylum. I work with a few of these people you say the sky is blue they disagree and come up with some crazy explanation why it is not. Say UP they say DOWN. You can't win with these people they are so irrational.
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WAY too easy.
Goddammit! That's another irony meter that just blew a hole in the office wall!
Also: pot, kettle...shiny mirror...Do I have it all covered?
Because we all know that people who worship a 2000 year old make believe zombie that murdered himself to appease himself that is three separate people and yet one and the same are poster boys of rationality.
Sorry about the run on sentence but seriously, I just couldn't help myself.
Since Jesus was a liberal, founding a NEW religion, you need to pray for forgiveness for insulting your Lord. Of course you conservatives emulate your spiritual forefathers the Pharisees that had him murdered to maintain their status quo and old ways. Anyone who votes to continue the miserably failed policies of the Republican party has to be irrational, a war-profiteer, or a big oil profiteer.
"Just look at these crazies and listen to them. They sound like they escaped from an asylum."
THE PROJECTION....IT IS BLINDING ME!!!!
"you say the sky is blue they disagree and come up with some crazy explanation why it is not. Say UP they say DOWN. You can't win with these people they are so irrational."
Holy manfuck! How can you not realize the irony! It burns like a thousand suns on a summer afternoon!
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOUR STUPIDITY IS MAKING MY DICK ITCH!!!!!!
Hey dipshit....did you know the sky really ISN'T FUCKING BLUE?!?!??! what you "interpret" as "blue" is really all colors EXCEPT blue. I'd get my money back from whatever ignorant hick homeschooled your ass......
I was going to say that it is the people at Rapture Ready who sound like they escaped from an asylum, but then I realized that nary a one of them could escape from a room with an unlocked door, let alone an asylum.
A good science based question, that I use as a litmus test for ignorance, is to ask someone "Why is the sky blue?"
So ron4jesus, why is the sky blue?
Read what the Bible says about Liberals... Proverbs and Isaiah and Corinthians.
You are contradictin' the Holy Wurd o' da Lawd! Dat am Blasphemy, son!
They do say that Liberals have some kind of brain damage. Just look at these crazies and listen to them. They sound like they escaped from an asylum.
Right cuz we all know Rapture Ready is healthy for the mind.
No, please don't bash conservatives. My good friend, Alex P Keaton, is a conservative. Let's keep the bashing to closed-minded Fundies!
From another post in the thread:
Isn't that kind of like what the Republicans are doing with terrorism? "Elect us or there will be another attack."?
Mmm, I can't say this is all that fundy to be honest. Take out the word 'liberal' and it could be a rant by any simple minded person about someone with whom they have a disagreement. There's no bonkers contradictory statement in there to provoke irony; it's only because we know the source forum that we assume this person is equally vehement to any other opposing points of view expressed. For that reason, I'm giving this a solid 'meh'.
(Bursts into room, gasping for breath) Hey guys, you... (gasp) gotta stop using those irony meters... (pant). They're gonna blow, it's (gasp) gonna be another Chernobyl... (Collapses on floor).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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