Satan's goal is to corrupt the remaining bastion of Christianity in America—the Bible Belt. Country music is a vehicle by which Satan is corrupting the Bible belt. Country Music today is more dangerous than Rock 'N' Roll because many of the artists falsely profess to be "Christians." This misleads many people into thinking it must be good music. The end result is always APOSTASY, i.e., a turning away from the God of the Bible.
Today's professed "Christian" Country artists all support the sale and consumption of booze, dirty dancing, sexually provocative CMT music videos, immodest dress on women, feminism, and ecumenicalism. Biblical doctrine ought to be the most important thing in a Christian's life. Tragically, many people's philosophies are formed by the music they hear on the radio, or from the worldly philosophy of their favorite Country "star." Instead of quoting Scriptures to themselves throughout the day, they spend their time singing the most retarded and meaningless lyrics.
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"Instead of quoting Scriptures to themselves throughout the day, they spend their time singing the most retarded and meaningless lyrics. "
But scriptures *are* meaningless and retarded lyrics.
If the devil is, in fact, going down to Georgia, does that make Charlie Daniels a prophet?
Did John(ny) the Baptist win a fiddle of gold?!?
Too. Many. Unanswered. Questions. ARRRGGHHH!
He's right, counrty music sucks.
Here, listen to some death metal.
I like country!
There, I said it.
Yes, let's have some religious music, some Psalms for example:
God has smitten his "enemies upon the cheek bone" and has "broken the teeth of the ungodly." 3:7
If you pray to God, he will kill your enemies for you. 9:3-6
The God of peace teaches us how to kill our neighbors in war. 18:34
God will shoot his adversaries in the back with his arrows. 21:12
A prayer for the destruction of one's enemies: Let their way be dark and slippery: and let the angel of the LORD persecute them.... Let destruction come upon him at unawares." 35:6,8
God laughs at those that he will later torment. 37:13
If you don't trust in God, he'll kill you and while you're dying the righteous will laugh at you. 52:5-7
The psalmist devoutly prays: "Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth ... let them be cut in pieces." 58:6-7
The psalmist asks God to kill all "the heathen" and not show them any mercy. 59:5
"The righteous" will rejoice when he sees "the wicked" being dismembered by God. He'll even get a chance to wash his feet in their blood. 58:10
"The God of mercy" will let the psalmist see his enemies tormented. 59:10
God will "wound the head of his enemies" so that the righteous can wash their feet "in the blood of thine enemies, and the tongue of thy dogs in the same." 68:21, 23
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." 137:9
The psalmist hates people with a "perfect hatred" and asks God to kill them. 139:19-22
And finally:
A prayer that God will burn people to death. 140:10
The God of Peace teaches us to kill each other in war (again). 144:1
Finally, something fundies and I can agree on. Begone, o country music, back to the abyss whence you came.
"Instead of quoting Scriptures to themselves throughout the day, they spend their time singing the most retarded and meaningless lyrics."
LOL. Does he expect folk to go around mumbling bible verses to themselves all day? I love how he throws in every single thing he hates as if they're all related to each other. Must take one hell of a brain fart to equate dresses with ecumenicalism.
I thought the Bible Belt was the remaining bastion of illiteracy in America. But I like country. "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers is a classic and "The Devil went Down to Georgia" is on my iPod.
The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
This guy really doesn't seem to like country music.
I can't really disagree, but in contrast, I don't go around saying that everything I don't like was formed by Satan.
My dad always said that the goal of country music was to get you to kill yourself. Possible link?
(Mind you, this is the guy whose passions in life are beer and death metal.)
@Moondog: Glad someone else here likes country!
Lately, fundies have been going after country music more. My poor younger cousins are dealing with that. I love country myself. I actually made a playlist of songs that fundies wouldn't like in response to Focus on the Family's sappy "pro-family" country playlist earlier this summer. Blog entry:
http://crackerlilo.blogspot.com/2008/07/country-music-without-sap.html
Or just turn up your speakers and play:
http://view.playlist.com/10508052747
Maybe if this crap keeps up, we'll stop getting the kinds of songs that prompted a country DJ to declare Jesus "artist of the year" a couple years back and get more songs like this. Brad Paisley, with "Bigger Fish to Fry":
I said a bad word when I was a kid.
Mamma said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did.
My daddy whooped me and the
preacher said shame.
And I tried like hell to change.
But I cuss,
And I smoke,
I laugh at dirty jokes.
The minor vices, man I know 'em well.
I've closed down bars.
I've lusted in my heart.
My exes think I oughta burn in hell.
But the devil, he won't notice when I die.
Yeah, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry?
...because many of the artists falsely profess to be "Christians."
Once again, D.J.S.'s astounding Christian telepathy reveals who's a REAL Christian...probably even to their own amazement.
Don't like CMT? Don't watch it.
There are bigger problems in this world than music you think is "evil".
[Instead of quoting Scriptures to themselves throughout the day, they spend their time singing the most retarded and meaningless lyrics.]
The bible can be pretty retarded and meaningless too.
And Satan used to be so cool...
Seriously, I'm with Moondog. Some country music isn't too bad. Kenny Rogers, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, Dolly Parton, Allison Krause, etc are all pretty righteous, no? Maybe I'm just lame, but I like that stuff.
Ok, apart from country music there is the highest divorce rate in America, the highest DV rate in America, the Columbine massacre happened there....................It must be Satan's paradise.
A musical style that has produced Alison Krauss, Brad Paisley and, in French Canada, Patrick Norman, cannot be all bad, no matter what you think.
Remember about 20 years ago when Congress, in one of its more idle moments decided to investigate rock and roll lyrics at the request of the Parents Music Recource Center? Thanks, guys! Anything you hated, I just had to have. Will we be seeing a replay of this, with the government investigating country music cause it offends RaptureRetards and its voting bloc?
Lame...
Look Satan had something good going with rock music. Country music is a step back...
Newsflash David J. Stewart. The man who practically was the Classical God (musically) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was a well known atheist. His music influenced goddamn near everyone else.
So are we going back to Middle Age music? Because most art form borrows heavily from others.
Satan, I'm your stud in Nashville denim, and I love you
You have made me what I am and I am yours
My demon, there's so many ways I want to say I love you
Let me be possessed by you forever more
You have gone and made me such an atheist liberal
I'm so lost in your love
And oh, we belong together
Won't you believe in my backward messages?
Satan, for so many years I thought I'd never find you
You have come into my life and got me addicted to crack
Forever let me burn in hell for all eternity
Let me hear you scream your evil in my ear
In my eyes you can stick your pitchfork
There's no other sex like our sex
And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me
I've enacted black magic rituals for so long
Satan, your love's the only love I need
And inside me is where I want you to be
Cause, my demon lover, there's something I want you to know
You're the thing I sacrifice innocents on your altar to
You're my Satan!
I'm not a fan of country, but one of my favorite songs is "I Feel Lucky" by Mary Chapin Carpenter. If people's philosophies were formed by that song, I would die happy.
The moral of this story, it's simple but it's true
Hey, the stars might lie, but the numbers never do
Solomon sings the perfect Country song:
Well I was drunk the day my Momma got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
My Momma, she got run over by a damned old train.
You fucking people knocking country music are the retards here. Some of it is great; a lot of it is crap. That is the same in any genre of music.
Anyway, this particular retard David J Stewart wants us to listen to no music at all, even 'Christian' music, because we should be reciting Scriptures to ourselves 24/7. If we did that, the world would come to an end within days.
Mind you, that's probably what he wants, so that he can be raptured. Fat chance, for him: what Saviour would want a tight-arsed, obnoxious shithead like Stewart hanging around his living room all day and night, boring him to death?
fergus
Ok, Country is the Special Olympics of the music world, but, OTOH, this is Dave J. Stewart, the puritanical hairshirt wearers puritanical hairshirt wearer. He is a joyless, self flagellant whose only entertainment is reading obituaries. Fuck him!
"dirty dancing, sexually provocative CMT music videos, immodest dress on women, feminism"
These are bad things?
"ecumenicalism."
David likes his men MANLY.
And I like some country
I personally can't stand country music...BUT living in downtown Nashville, TN I do love the way that peeps from all over the world pour into my city, empty their pockets at local country music related businesses, and scuttle off again.
While the economy in the rest of the country sucks, we've still got swarms of tourists and no major financial crises here.
Maybe Nashville is the crux of all evil and is convincing hard-working 'Muricans to come lose all their money here and go back to their desperate lives in Idaho (or wherever it is they came from). If so, I'm cool with that. :p
#718943 said, "Ok, apart from country music there is the highest divorce rate in America, the highest DV rate in America, the Columbine massacre happened there....................It must be Satan's paradise. "
Um....I think you're a few states off, there. Columbine was in Colorado, which is not really anywhere near Nashville.
As for country music, some of it is ok. Some of it sucks. I'd rather listen to country than rap, but even rap would be better than "Christian music." I'm not even going to contemplate how dreary life would be if I was reduced to quoting bible verses all day long!
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