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#686902
aaa
Note to self: Make sure Palin never becomes a president.
9/16/2008 4:08:59 PM
#686905
Happymealungen
"Vote or Die" does not work that way.
9/16/2008 4:09:51 PM
#686906
Epic Wolf
Did I miss something? Is Palin the new Jesus?
9/16/2008 4:10:00 PM
#686907
Dan Onymous
"All of those who do not follow her will be sent to Hell."
Gotta be a poe. He can't even spell 'Pentecostal' FFS!
9/16/2008 4:10:05 PM
#686909
Jesus Klingon
"I grew up in the Pentacostal (sic) church..."
I'm sorry to hear that.
9/16/2008 4:11:21 PM
#686910
C_V
did mccain die or something?? she's a VICE presidential candidate, not up for Pope.
9/16/2008 4:13:49 PM
#686912
Allegory for Jesus
So...
Claiming denominational superiority? Check and check.
Claiming that Jesus loves your party's candidate? Check.
Invoke hellfire for non-Christians? Check.
The "either you're with or against us" ploy in a patriotic/theocratic combo? Check.
And, finally: tacit racism? You better believe that that's a check.
9/16/2008 4:15:15 PM
#686915
Funnyguts
This is what makes me cry in the middle of the night.
9/16/2008 4:19:43 PM
#686920
nemesis
What is it with Republicans and putting their candidates on an equal standing with Jesus?
9/16/2008 4:25:52 PM
#686921
Princess Rot
Eight years ago, they were saying the same things about Dubya. Change the record, willya? It's amazing how the Repubs can appeal so well to dumb people, even get away with painting one of their candidates as a sort of prophet while quietly shoving her more extreme policies out of sight.
In the light of this, I can trust that all American FSTDT users are not going to vote for McCain/Palin?
9/16/2008 4:26:26 PM
#686926
worldsend
Racism - Check
Dominionism - Check
Fundamentalism - Check
Insanity - Check
Condemning others - Check
Most likely a joel's army follower - Check
9/16/2008 4:38:58 PM
#686927
And you can't even correctly spell the name of your own church?
9/16/2008 4:41:56 PM
#686928
worldsend
i urge everyone to go out and vote Obama/Biden on election day. Her ties tie dominionism are beyond unsettling. I would recommend reading this blog, I no the source isn't the best but this blogger looks like they did their research.
http://dogemperor.dailykos.com/
9/16/2008 4:42:38 PM
#686929
Ozzie
How did someone unkown to you 3 weeks ago become the new messiah? Is this mentioned in your holy know it all book? I don't think so.
If I don't follow her I'll be sent to Hell. So what? According to you the whole way I live my life guarantees my trip south. What's one more thing.
"And every true Pentacostal member knows that black is the face of Satan". That really is the bottom line here. They can pretend all they want that McCain/Palin are sent from God but they really are racist f**ks.
Obama '08
9/16/2008 4:42:43 PM
#686930
Mister Spak
I grew up in Islam and I know that we are the one true church. Sarah has been chosen by Satan to lead this country back to hell before the coming of the Mahdi. And yest is it true that Israel and of its followings will reap the wrath of Allah if they do not accept Islam. Sarah knows this and will make a difference in America before its is too late. All of those who follow her will be sent to Hell. This is your last chance. Heed the call. And every true Muslim knows that Bush is the face of Satan.
Fixed.
9/16/2008 4:47:12 PM
#686931
Mister Spak
Worldsend: Dogemporer claims he was raised in a dominionist church. He didi a long series on dailykos about the phenomenon.
9/16/2008 4:49:25 PM
#686944
worldsend
@Mister Spak is it worth the read? i have only read the entry's on palin
9/16/2008 5:07:44 PM
#686947
Aethernaut
Racist prick.
9/16/2008 5:09:09 PM
#686948
emau99
[I grew up in the Pentacostal church and I know that we are the one true church.]
Talk about lucky! What are the odds?
[Sarah has been chosen by God to lead this country back to the true church before the second coming of Christ.]
One more reason NOT to vote for her.
[Sarah knows this and will make a difference in America before its is too late.]
HOW will she make a difference? WHEN will it be too late?
[All of those who do not follow her will be sent to Hell. This is your last chance. Heed the call.]
Aren't you the same people who were recently comparing Obama unfavorably to Jesus?
Let me clue you in to something, Pentecostal. There's such a thing as separation of church and state in this country.
This means that you have the right to the faith (or no faith) of your choosing, but the second that you start "making a difference" in the rights of others, you're out of bounds.
So when you say that "Sarah will lead this country back to the true church", what EXACTLY do you mean?
9/16/2008 5:10:10 PM
#686951
GigaGuess
I grew up in the Pentacostal church and I know that we are the one true church.
Wow. Never heard that line before... -_-
Sarah has been chosen by God to lead this country back to the true church before the second coming of Christ.
You realize that McCain would have to kick the bucket before she could assume any real power, right? And I thought your GAWD said no woman should have dominion over a man. Hmmmm?
And yest is it true that Israel and of its followings will reap the wrath of God if they do not accept Christ.
And the Muslims say you will suffer Allah's wrath if you do not accept Mohammad as your savior. Odin will toss you to Hel if you do not follow his way, and die an ignoble death. Yadda yadda yadda...
Sarah knows this and will make a difference in America before its is too late.
I'm in frickin' CANADA and this thought terrifies me.
All of those who do not follow her will be sent to Hell.
Oh? Do...you aren't Christians anymore? Because I thought that Jesus was the way, not some Earthly woman...
This is your last chance. Heed the call. And every true Pentacostal member knows that black is the face of Satan.
Got scripture to back this up, or is it just your own racism guiding this?
9/16/2008 5:13:43 PM
#686957
JohnTheAtheist
Please, please, please America, do not elect this woman.
9/16/2008 5:21:29 PM
#686968
approximate
Where's McCain? In a "cave" with bin Laden?
9/16/2008 5:31:04 PM
#686970
Paschal Wagner
This wouldn't be half as scary if she didn't, apparently, believe it herself.
9/16/2008 5:32:32 PM
#686971
Grigadil
Um, I'm sure the economy at this point is more important than your ridiculous (and treasonous) assumptions, asshole.
Palin is a Republican, which means she only knows how to steal and lie about it.
9/16/2008 5:38:03 PM
#686972
shaybo
Oh dear God. I am new to the site and immensely enjoying myself, but I have to ask a question - what in the world is a poe?
9/16/2008 5:39:13 PM
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