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i ordered chicken srips today and they told me to pull up and wait for them to finsh cooking and theyd bring them out. as i sat there watching the door through my mirror i thought about how it would be if obama wins. there would be fake abortion clinics that save the fetus insted of killing it and the mother things its dead. they raise them on machines and secrely adopt them out when theyre big enough. itll be illegal because the mother chose to kill it and we saved it and we'd be risking every thing but itd be worth it. i would be watching the fake abortion clnic door waiting to see the baby i saved from murder by adopting it just like i was watching the mcdonalds door.

olivery2k, i was thinking outside of mcdonalds today 74 Comments [9/27/2008 1:08:34 AM]
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Hey, lay off the bad SF.

9/27/2008 1:11:04 AM


Yeah, I hear that meth's a hell of a drug.

9/27/2008 1:14:19 AM


hmm, okay you do that

9/27/2008 1:15:05 AM


Would you like fries with...WHAT?!

9/27/2008 1:15:25 AM


I'll admit that I'm not too clear on the process, but I understood that abortion meant instant death to the fetus.

But if you're hell-bent on this ridiculous idea, you'd better set up your fake abortion clinic NOW, because abortions have been legal for a while now.

9/27/2008 1:17:46 AM


What the fuck?

9/27/2008 1:19:47 AM


A fundie that still eats at Maccas? I thought they'd all boycotted by now coz McDonalds support teh gayz.

And seriously, you adopted a baby but you won't even get out of the car to meet it?

9/27/2008 1:20:11 AM

The Matrix. This is CTSTDT.

9/27/2008 1:23:28 AM

"Right, abortion time... yes, I know this really feels like a c-section, but I can promise you, it IS an abortion... no, seriously.... yes, we're taking it out, so the hell what? And yes, now we're hurriedly shuttling it out to the back room... what? No, seriously, we ARE going to kill it! No, you CAN'T see it afterwards! Good, will you just cooperate?!"

Yeah, that'll work very well:rolleyes:.

9/27/2008 1:31:19 AM


Sounds like they have to invent an artificial womb first, that can keep fetuses alive in their ealiest stages of development and sustain it till the time when it could live outside of the womb.

And to be honest, if they would be bright enough to accomplish such a task that to date no scientist has managed to accomplish, they should also be bright enough to discover that, instead of illeagel fake abortion clinics they should better found things like fetus adoption clinics, where mothers (who would have aborted their kid otherwise) get the fetus surgically removed and put into an artificial womb and afterwards don´t have to care about it anymore, as, after "birth" the kid is free for adoption.

9/27/2008 1:33:45 AM


[there would be fake abortion clinics that save the fetus insted of killing it and the mother things its dead. ]

I don't understand. Women are things now?

Oh, and you cant save a month old fetus after it is removed from the mother.

9/27/2008 1:40:52 AM


Find something better to do with your time!

9/27/2008 1:47:16 AM



What the fuck.

Without the insanity, this could be a cool Sci-Fi story a la Handmaid's Tale.

9/27/2008 1:54:58 AM


"i ordered chicken srips today and they told me to pull up and wait for them to finsh cooking and theyd bring them out."

If they do that, they're cheating.

Fast food restaurant chains have a timer on their drive-through service, so that Corporate can check up on which ones aren't living up to their standards. The timer starts when you place your order, and ends when you drive away from the take-out window.

If they're telling you to pull around front, they're trying to cheat the timer and make it look like you're getting your food faster than you actually did.

Report this activity to their Corporate overlords. Trust me, they'll NEVER tell you to pull around front and wait again.

9/27/2008 1:55:26 AM


Reality motherfucker, have you heard of it?

9/27/2008 1:59:15 AM

I thought Obama wants to eat aborted fetuses not save them. These fundies are so confusing with their changing stories.

I'm starting to suspect that pro-lifers aren't really pro-life, they're pro-punishment for anyone who wants to screw before marriage.

9/27/2008 2:14:59 AM


@ tracer:

Why? So the employees can get yelled at for something they can't control -- the amount of time it takes to cook food? Would you rather they rushed and undercooked it?

Not to mention that it holds up the rest of the line and forces everyone else to wait when there's no reason for them to have to.

The only thing that reporting it will accomplish is forcing more people to wait longer to receive their order, and upping the possibility that your food will be undercooked. It won't magically speed up cooking time, I promise you.

9/27/2008 2:22:02 AM


put down the crack pipe... especially while driving

9/27/2008 2:25:18 AM

Old Viking

Speaking of fake abortion clinics, I grew up in a neighborhood so tough that it had a bookie joint as the front for a candy store.

9/27/2008 2:27:23 AM


Why would you use the drive-through at place you work? Why not just grab your "dinner" on your way to the timeclock?
Is gasoline that cheap where you live?

How do I know that you work at McDonald's?

Why, all the glaring misspellings, improper punctuation, and batshit homeschoolin' logic and lies, that's how.

9/27/2008 2:38:06 AM


"Cocaine's a hell of a drug."

Rick James

9/27/2008 2:39:35 AM


Chicken strips made you think of this scenario?

Either hilarious or deeply disturbed. Maybe both.

9/27/2008 2:40:38 AM


Dude...please tell me that is the plot of the bad B horror movie you are writing...

9/27/2008 2:42:24 AM


I dislike bad sci-fi, don't you?

9/27/2008 3:58:15 AM


This is probably the most fucked up "if Obama wins the whole world will go to shit" fantasy I've seen to date. I honestly wonder what will happen if Obama would win and we don't see a great holy war against Christians/heterosexuals/fetuses. Betcha they swear it's really happening, we're just doing a really good job concealing it..

9/27/2008 4:04:46 AM

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