That is my prayer. That we'll be Raptured before the elections, I mean.
Please, God, give us our new bodies and take us Home before Election Day! Preferably this month. Amen
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There's a surefire way to ensure you're "raptured" before the elections.
Go to the Carribean, rent some diving equipment, and go down about 100 ft underwater. You are pretty much guaranteed to experience "the rapture of the deep."
Ingesting large amounts of Xanax will get your god off his ass and moving. I suggest taking them at your earliest convenience.
I was going to add you need to write out a will leaving me all your stuff, but I really don't want to redecorate with a Walmart-Special-and-Bible theme, so just forget it.
Ah, I can see the Nove. 5th headlines now:
ANTICHRIST/BIDEN TICKET WINS GENERAL PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
Obama vows to "Take back America" into the clutches of Satan
Too bad God didn't do this before you fundie clowns stuck us with that horrible blasphemy Bush for eight years. That might be one of the greatest proofs against God, the fact he let a religious scam-artist, lying, war-profiteer get elected by his supposed fan club instead of good men.
Your new body is waiting for you to drink the Kool-aid.
If you don't drink the Kool-aid, you can't have a new body. How can you have a new body if you don't drink the Kool-aid?
I must wholeheartedly agree. I hope the Rapture Retards "go home" before the election. It would be the first time in American history that the GOP ticket, Jebus/Chippy(Palin)/Flippy(McCain), got zero votes.
ROFL! This is great, now they're at their most desperate to be taken off seeing as in Obama is going to look great in office.
Sad, they cling to these cosmic fairy tales because they cannot accept that death just IS, but now the very person they believe will ruin their *beloved* country is going to be president.I almost pity these people.
......Nah.
Please, God, give us our new bodies, errr ponies, and take us Home before Election Day! Preferably this month. Amen.
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