1 2 3
#710925
Dave
I give up...
10/7/2008 7:02:03 PM
#710926
toothache
Poe. The Nietzchean name gives it away.
10/7/2008 7:03:29 PM
#710927
Tom S. Fox
"Lying is justified when it's promoting the truth and promoting God."
Yes. Of course, if you are an atheist, lying is bad, because atheists have no morals.
10/7/2008 7:04:11 PM
#710928
Smells Like a Monkey
Wow.
Just....wow.
What happened to the whole "thou shalt not bear false witness" bit? Just decided to throw it out?
10/7/2008 7:04:22 PM
#710929
myheadhurts
satire is fun for the whole family
10/7/2008 7:04:44 PM
#710932
Eden
Lying is justified when it's promoting the truth
Well, that´s why I don´t like fundamentalist christian morals ;)
10/7/2008 7:07:35 PM
#710933
John
This is what makes fundamentalists so dangerous. They honestly believe they have God's permission to do anything that furthers what they've convinced themselves God wants. This is the kind of thinking that lets people think it's OK to shoot abortion doctors or run planes into buildings.
10/7/2008 7:09:22 PM
#710935
Wait. What?
Poe
10/7/2008 7:14:01 PM
#710938
Jeff
Lies make baby Jesus cry...
10/7/2008 7:16:22 PM
#710941
wackadoodle
Guys dont be so harsh, atleast this one admits their only argument against evolution is making shit up.
10/7/2008 7:19:12 PM
#710943
Giveitaday
And these are the people who claim that atheists aren't moral.
I missed the part of the commandment where it said lying could be justified. Hmmm... must be because it's not fucking there.
10/7/2008 7:20:19 PM
#710945
Aethernaut
Well, at least he's honest... heh.
10/7/2008 7:21:21 PM
#710948
Damen
Lying is justified when it's promoting the truth and promoting God.
Ahh, except it reads "Thou shalt not bear false witness" and not "Thou shalt not bear false witness unless..."
You're both a liar and a hypocrite. Enjoy your stay in the
8th Circle of Hell.
10/7/2008 7:22:51 PM
#710950
484
Poe
lol will to power :)
10/7/2008 7:24:41 PM
#710959
GigaGuess
The Ten Commandments. Only applicable to non-believers.
10/7/2008 7:28:18 PM
#710963
Metatron
Selective belief.
10/7/2008 7:30:14 PM
#710966
Old Viking
EVILution. That's a good one. It's a clever play on words, isn't it? You substituted an "i" for an "o" to come up with a new word. Oh, man, I'll be chuckling for days.
10/7/2008 7:33:24 PM
#710976
The L
"Lying is justified when it's promoting the truth."
Killing is justified when it's promoting life.
Homophobia is justified when it's promoting homosexuality.
Sex is justified when it's promoting virginity.
Peace is justified when it's promoting war.
Pornography is justified when it's promoting censorship.
I can create paradoxes, too!
10/7/2008 7:40:31 PM
#710985
Ozzie
How is lying promoting any kind of truth?
I'll never understand their own little unique set or rules that they think are wonderful.
10/7/2008 7:49:50 PM
#710997
aaa
Satire.
10/7/2008 7:56:58 PM
#711017
emau99
[Lying is justified when it's promoting the truth and promoting God.]
Thou shalt not bear false witness.
[EVILution must be stopped at all costs. ]
What exactly do you propose?
10/7/2008 8:06:54 PM
#711033
anevilmeme
Poe, but a good one, can't you all imagine a real fundtard saying this?
10/7/2008 8:13:26 PM
#711038
Mark
Poe, has to be
10/7/2008 8:14:28 PM
#711055
gremlinn
Lying is justified when it's promoting the truth and promoting God.
1. Lying never promotes the truth. Perhaps instead of "truth" you meant "greater good".
2. You promote God by breaking one of his commandments? Nice.
10/7/2008 8:20:04 PM
#711079
Doctor Whom
Poe. Many fundies believe this, but that doesn't mean they're going to blurt it out like this.
10/7/2008 8:28:34 PM
1 2 3