I bet it's a troll.
10/7/2008 8:16:32 PM
You know you've made god in your image when he hates all the same things you hate.
10/7/2008 8:18:37 PM
God doesn't support feeding poor people?
10/7/2008 8:21:48 PM
Jesus was a liberal and you can't argue your way out of that one with your Bible. Not if you actually read the thing and not simply quote mine it.
10/7/2008 8:25:39 PM
Your holy book has a few things to say about people putting words in God's mouth.
It also says no government rules except by God's will, and half of yours have been Democrat. So if he's anything, God is a swing voter.
10/7/2008 9:12:44 PM
This Poe makes my kilt swish.
10/7/2008 9:49:38 PM
By the message of unity, tolerance and trust, expressed in such reasonable, logical language, I can only conclude that this person is a fan of Ann Coulter- if not Ann Coulter himself.
[Send bills for new sarcasm detectors to: Ken1971....]
10/7/2008 10:11:11 PM
"Liberals don't get it. One CANNOT be Christian and vote democrat."
Really? What is that, the 11th Commandment or something?
"It is NOT possible to be a servant of the most high God and vote for Godless democrats."
I'm pretty sure your god isn't so petty as to give a damn about politics. In the grand scheme of things, who you vote for during your measly little life can't possibly be all that important to an eternal entity that both created and sustains an entire universe.
"God does NOT support abortion, homosexual behavior or basically ANYTHING liberals stand for."
You mean basic human freedoms and rights. Well, that's fucking obvious just by reading your collected tales of psychotics called the Bible.
"I agree with you, this person is NOT Christian if he supports abortion. Just another misguided souls, probably a secular humanist (Liberal worship of oneself)."
You really don't have a fucking clue, do you?
10/7/2008 10:14:31 PM
god is apparently a republi-fascist.
Jesus is definitely a Democrat.
10/7/2008 10:25:43 PM
And yet Jesus -- your precious savior -- WAS a "LIBRUL COMMIE HIPPIE LONGHAIR'D FREAK." (At least, by the standards of the day.)
10/7/2008 10:45:26 PM
Obammy the Monkey
Racism from a fundie, Its more likely than you think.
10/7/2008 10:56:21 PM
You DO NOT speak for God, you pompous right-wing pharisee. Quit trying to place your narrow bigotry in his mouth you GOP toadie. I would not presume to say it is not possible to be a servant of God and vote for lying, murderous, war-profiteering thieves who destroy the economy of their own country for their own greed and political contributions like our current Presidunce and his GOP neo-con henchmen. Jesus taught charity for the poor, not welfare for the rich. He taught love for your fellow man, not hate and intolerance. He said "blessed are peacemakers", not blessed are the war for profiteers!!!! Remember the 9th commandment asshole and pray for forgiveness!!!!
10/7/2008 11:11:19 PM
If RSTDT is ever made, cross-post this one.
10/7/2008 11:36:07 PM
You know, If I were God, I'd be really pissed at all these morons using me to threaten people into voting for someone. It's a free country. Don't put words in the mouth of some diety we aren't even sure exists.
10/8/2008 12:49:55 AM
Umm..if you actually sit down and read your Bible, you'll find out God isn't exactly pro-life.
10/8/2008 1:00:52 AM
religion =/= politics
I wish this was poe.
10/8/2008 1:09:12 AM
I guess that's why Obama goes to a Christian church.
10/8/2008 2:00:27 AM
Our population is approximately 80% Christian. You do the math. Get someone to help.
10/8/2008 2:41:07 AM
It is NOT possible to be a servant of the most high God and vote for Godless democrats.
wow, I REALLY didn't know that you guys worshipped Cheech!!
you guys are awesome!
10/8/2008 5:39:03 AM
I think this proves it...
Hear me out...
Jesus hates bankers. We know that!
Therefore christians =/= people who are good with money.
I suggest we hire Hindus and Jews to run the economy. They are traditionally good with money. Yes, God may hate our way of running the economy but you don't have to live on the street when your house value tanks!
10/8/2008 9:59:21 AM
*yawn* everything you have been told to disagree with must be 'liberal'. Get a new fucking vocabulary, you're boring me.
10/8/2008 10:57:30 AM
God is a Republican Racist!
10/8/2008 1:45:25 PM
Obama is Christian. Biden is Christian. All of the Democratic presidents that we have had in this country have been Christian. My dad is Christian. I am Christian. I am pro-choice and pro-gay rights. FAIL.
10/8/2008 11:48:11 PM
Let's see: I'm gay (and I've been out since 1970); I'm a member of the Democratic Socialist Party in America and a member of the ACLU, People for the American Way, Americans United for the Separation of Church and State, Common Cause and MoveOn.org, and I'm a Christian.
Looks like you just got pwned.
10/9/2008 11:51:39 PM
I'm sick of this.
Anyone have a copy of Al Franken's "Supply Side Jesus"? Republicans do jack squat for the poor, the underprivileged.
"When I was hungry, you gave me to eat.
When I was thirsty, you gave me to drink.
When I was naked, you gave me your coat..."
Whatsoever you do, hypocrites. Jesus is shaking his head in shame at what His supposed "people" do in His name.
Garbage. Nothing like other so-called "Christians" to test my faith.
10/10/2008 3:12:44 AM