You want to rid of religion? Fine, us Christians will take back the schools and hopsitals we founded and ran. So you're left with no education or healthcare. We'll also take back our (mostly) humane laws based on Jesus' teachings. I say mostly due to laws starting to go against Christian morality (abortion, homosexual marriage etc).
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Fine, us Christians will take back the schools and hopsitals we founded and ran. So you're left with no education or healthcare.
Fine, you do that. We'll have plenty of others left, and we can build more. Try to understand: your religion just isn't important any more. Humanity has long since reached the point where we can get by without it.
We'll also take back our (mostly) humane laws based on Jesus' teachings.
How would that even be possible? Would you invoke copyright law to stop judges enforcing laws mentioned in the bible, or what? Don't make threats that you can't follow through on, especially the ones that aren't even a physical possibility.
So you're left with no education or healthcare.
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I thought you people were against divorce, so why are you so divorced from reality?
"You want to rid of religion?"
Not particularly. I'd settle for you just keeping it to yourself.
"Fine, us Christians will take back the schools and hopsitals we founded and ran. So you're left with no education or healthcare."
In the West, both schools and hospitals existed before your little cult existed. In the far East I suspect they'd existed even earlier.
In other words, shut the fuck up. You don't have some sort of monopoly, or even claim of originality, on either institution.
"We'll also take back our (mostly) humane laws based on Jesus' teachings."
Which of our laws are based on the teaching of Jesus?
"I say mostly due to laws starting to go against Christian morality (abortion, homosexual marriage etc).
Jesus said nothing of either of those topics.
That means education, healthcare and society in general will improve without stupid religionist interference.
We don't need your pauline "morality" either.
In other words, take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
That should be "... we Christians ..." Except for parochial schools and health care institutions owned outright by various denominations, schools are funded by the general public, not just Christians; and hospitals are privately owned or publicly funded. So your threat is lame. And our laws are based on Roman law and English common law, not Jesus' teachings. How are you going to alter them? Scrunch up your face, make fists and hope real hard?
I guess that you, Ericinnit1, founded schools and hospitals, huh? And also instituted mostly humane laws? Or do you just take credit for anything that someone in a remotely similar demographic did?
Great idea. Us atheist will take all the secular objects and knowledge that's "ours" as well.
The schools you can have, less indoctrination and they can easily be replaced. Remember that you can only teach religious things there, so have fun with flat earth theory, geocentrism and other non-science.
You can have the hospitals as well, but you'll only be allowed to practice faith healing and prayer, as we will be taking all the actual medical knowledge. Lets see your god cure an infection.
You can have your biblical laws, we'll take the secular ones. We will have all the freedoms and the great improvements to humanity. Keep in mind that wearing mixed fabrics carries a lethal punishment and that you won't have freedom of speech.
Fine, us Christians will take back the schools and hopsitals we founded and ran.
None of the public schools or hospitals in my area were founded by religion, with the exception of St. Peters in New Brunswick, NJ, which is affiliated with the RC church.
We'll also take back our (mostly) humane laws based on Jesus' teachings.
Thank God! Then we'll finally get you out of our faces about abortion, school prayer, birth control, gay rights and the rest of your holier-than-thou meddling in other peoples' private business.
Fine. Us non Fundi, caring folk, will raise money to keep the schools and hospitals running (business as usual). Science programs will sky rocket and maybe we can finally get a good health care system in place. Also, we will have no problem putting your asses in jail when you attempt to be inhumane.
Ericinnit1, go back to living in a cave, wearing animal skins you hunted and prepared yourself. Is that what you want?
- Give back your house.
- Food production
- Clothes
- Car
- Internet and PC
- Medicine
Man, you will have a great life, right?
We'll also take back our (mostly) humane laws based on Jesus' teachings.
With regard to slavery, you already have. The 13th Amendment has nothing to do with "Jesus' teachings."
You know, the person who discovered the wheel and the use of fire was probably an atheist, certainly not a believer in your God. How 'bout if we take those back?
Remember, Thomas Edison was an atheist. How 'bout we take back everything he is credited with inventing? Carnegie founded libraries across the U.S. and he was an atheist.
While Christians did found many schools and hospitals, your next sentence make the jump to claiming Christians are responsible for all education and healthcare. Even one as stupid as you should be able to see the error in that assertion. Plenty of atheists have made major contributions to both education and healthcare.
There were good legal systems way before the Jesus myth came around.
How 'bout if we just start by passing a law stating that one can't have access to the internet if one is a moronic jacka**?
oh, and since we'er on it - please give the internet back, it waws "created" by science, not by god!
Go for it.
See you later.
You want to rid of religion? Fine, us Christians will take back the schools and hopsitals we founded and ran
No, I want GET rid of religious morons like you.
If you can't get that right, I doubt you founded many HOSPITALS.
Fine, us Christians will take back the schools and hopsitals we founded and ran.
Yes... take back all those hospitals and schools that Christians founded, ran and PAID FOR BY THEMSELVES! If you used public money, they you don't get to take them unless you refund every single $ that you got from the public.
So you're left with no education or healthcare.
Nope... we get left with the vast majority... unless you're gonna pay the public back...?
We'll also take back our (mostly) humane laws based on Jesus' teachings.
Hmm... like the one where you are guilty of murder if you hate someone? Yeah... you can take that "humane" law back.
Er, sorry, but those things you want to "take back" were PAGAN inventions, around long before your silly little cult. Besides, I thought you all didn't *want* schools, preferring to "homeschool" your ignorant devil-spawn.
"Fine, us Christians will take back the schools and hopsitals we founded and ran. So you're left with no education or healthcare"
You can keep the seminaries and leech based healthcare. We'll keep the antibiotics and electricity for ourselves. That means no computer for you. You're limited to writing on parchment with feathers.
[We'll also take back our (mostly) humane laws based on Jesus' teachings.]
Many religions hold up those exact teachings. Sorry, you lose.
You can give your traditions back to the Pagans, no more Christmas for you, no more Easter, no more Halloween.
Be sure to take your bibles with you when you go. While we're building new, better hospitals and schools and making new scientific discovers at a faster pace without fundies around to slow us down, you have fun with the sudden halt in all scientific progress your new "Jesus-land" will experience.
Oh, and we'll be taking our vaccines, medications, knowledge about the human body learned through evolution and genetics, technology developed by NASA, university professors, etc. with us.
Well, fine. We've still got millions of hospitals and schools with no religious basis whatsoever. And we'll keep our laws based on basic human decency and fairness.
But we'll take all of our science back, if that's what you really want.
Separation of church and state =/= Anarchy
We'll keep the hospitals, schools and the laws thanks. We just want you to keep your religion to yourselves.
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