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#711734
Pete
Oy veh...
I'd prefer to bring back Xtian-v-Lion games at the local stadium.
I bet my show would get a much bigger crowd!
10/8/2008 11:12:39 AM
#711735
Dan Onymous
Yeah, well that's exactly the sort of thing I'd expect a complete twat to say.
10/8/2008 11:15:38 AM
#711736
aaa
It's a repost. Still, faith does not protect you from this puppy:
Second Amendment, kid. It's one way of protecting me from nutters like you.
10/8/2008 11:16:23 AM
#711739
Detrs
Yeah, because it's impossible to brutally torture someone with swords.
You people make me sick.
10/8/2008 11:22:07 AM
#711740
Paschal Wagner
Harry: Witchsmeller, my dear, if you do happen to come across someone who's a bit -- you know, um -- witchy, how do you prove him guilty?
Witchsmeller: By trial or by ordeal.
Blackadder: Ah, the ordeal by water...
Witchsmeller: No, by axe.
Blackadder: Oh!
Witchsmeller: The suspected witch has his head placed upon a block, and an axe aimed at his neck. If the man is guilty, the axe will bounce off his neck, so we burn him; if he is not guilty, the axe will simply slice his head off.
Blackadder: What a very fair test that is.
10/8/2008 11:26:06 AM
#711742
SuperId
I say we bring back the crucifixions! Minus the brutal torture, just armed with our 2-by-4's and rationality.
10/8/2008 11:28:03 AM
#711746
Mister Spak
Witches have guns. Good luck with that hunt.
10/8/2008 11:40:38 AM
#711748
Blackclaw
"I'd prefer to bring back Xtian-v-Lion games at the local stadium. "
We cannot, in good conscious, subject lions to such unhealthy food.
We'll have to use hunter killer robot lions that just chew.
10/8/2008 11:43:06 AM
#711752
Cassandra
Okayyy... "bring back witch hunts, but without any actual witch hunting, because we are a) lazy and don't want to actually do anything but spout hate on the interwebs and b) we do realise these days witch hunts would look mighty absurd and uncivilised and we don't want to be associated with that sort of stuff. But we demand it anyway."
Basically, the same problem faced when people ask, where capital punishment is still used, "why can't we have public executions, for deterrency?" and get the answer "good heavens, we are not barbarians". Eh...
10/8/2008 11:46:19 AM
#711759
Dr. Funkenstien
Anyone who actually believes in the witches you're thinking of should have their head checked out.
10/8/2008 11:59:42 AM
#711762
Dreadnought3000
Bring Back M*A*S*H!!!!!!
10/8/2008 12:06:07 PM
#711763
Laughing Man
The witch hunts minus the brutal torture, isn't that just a big game of hide and seek?? I'm down for that.
10/8/2008 12:13:43 PM
#711764
Mortok
All right, but when you get frog-ified, don't come hopping to me.
10/8/2008 12:13:56 PM
#711767
Ambrielle
Oooooh, scary.
10/8/2008 12:30:05 PM
#711771
Happymealungen
Sure! Let's start your beloved Sarah Palin.
10/8/2008 12:42:31 PM
#711773
Amanda
Yeah, because they worked so well the first time. Remember, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made out of wood, and therefore a witch!
Man, I love that bit...
10/8/2008 12:45:53 PM
#711779
Thundersqueaks
Yeah, it was only the torture that made witch hunts unacceptable.
10/8/2008 12:52:49 PM
#711782
breakerslion
Are you now, or have you ever been a Fundamentalist?
Oh, you mean real witches. Never mind.
10/8/2008 12:55:13 PM
#711784
Marsten
*head-desks repeatedly*
10/8/2008 12:57:54 PM
#711790
Poppy Pomfrey
So, so, so ... witch hunts!
What is wrong with you? Do you REALLY believe in WITCHES? Like, riding on broom sticks, dancing with the devil at full moon, hexing you, turning you into a frog? What the heck? There are meds for that, it's a mental disorder and I'm not judging you, but for "god's" sake, see a Dr.!!!!
10/8/2008 1:06:49 PM
#711792
Xotan
And what do you intend to do with your victims? What would Jesus do with them?
Or should I ask... is this what Sarah Palin has been practising for in her 'ordinary' Mom's' helicopter?
10/8/2008 1:12:13 PM
#711796
Prager
I wonder if Sethola thinks christians are persecuted.
10/8/2008 1:18:49 PM
#711810
C_V
no honey, fundies ARE brutal torture.
10/8/2008 1:33:28 PM
#711816
BufferickVonHellbags
why?
10/8/2008 1:43:11 PM
#711819
Michael
So many christians, so many hungry lions.
Come to my country and we'll put you up at the 3-nails hotel.
10/8/2008 1:46:32 PM
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