Quote# 49274

My girlfriend and I gave in to sexual temptation... It took a while, but it happened... It's been a struggle ever since... We just recently got serious about overcoming this... We started praying together about it.. We're talking marriage in April.. As I write this I'm so very low... Last night at her house we were both burning.. We prayed... 20 minutes later we failed... I know thats aweful.. you dont have to tell me... I can feel Satan's darts, and he tries to turn us against each other when we're praying and doing good...

chrisb743, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [10/9/2008 5:39:25 AM]
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Or you could enjoy it and have some fun..

10/9/2008 5:42:56 AM


It's not Satan it's your NATURAL HORMONES. And then later in your relationship when you lack the drive and cannot achieve sexual activity, you'll be blaming Satan for that as well.

edit: I looked at the rest of the thread and it's pretty sad, namely post #15.

10/9/2008 5:47:16 AM


You are so going to hell!

10/9/2008 5:52:39 AM


Next time you feel the urge, just slap her hard across the face. Then you'll never need to worry about having sex with her ever again.

10/9/2008 5:54:35 AM

The Devil's Advocate

Pics or it didn't happen.

10/9/2008 5:55:18 AM

Captain Aerospace

Well, if you're burning, the least of your worries is marriage. Next time you're burning, you should try to take care of that first.

10/9/2008 6:07:36 AM


Ok, there are two easy solutions to your problem.

1) Give up the crap about feeling bad for being sexual.

2) Stop spending so much time alone with your girlfriend in places where you'll have the opportunity to get some poon!

Seriously, I was a practicing Catholic for a number of years...it's really not hard people. I don't think it's the right way to live anymore, but if you screw up you're really asking for it many times.

10/9/2008 6:07:38 AM



looked at #15 too: the true sadness is that she sees the rapture as the only way out, There's no sense of looking for solutions, or turning a page (easy to see, I know, but it is the real world, the only one she's going to have)

Raptoids are given an excuse not to do anything but whinge about how nasty the world is, and how Jesus will make it all better for them - no self-help involved, or allowed

10/9/2008 6:19:30 AM


How could you possibly get in the mood while you were both having a pray-a-thon?

If you really didn't want to have sex, why didn't you just go into seperate rooms? Oh, but that requires self control... Who needs that when you can just blame "mistakes" on the devil?

Even better question, what was the sex like? My guess:

10/9/2008 6:24:04 AM


How is marriage a sacred institution to horny dipshits like this, but two people who love each other but happen to have the same plumbing are a threat to its sanctity?

10/9/2008 6:28:11 AM


Dude, you got laid - enjoy it!

10/9/2008 6:29:23 AM


Ladies and gents, that's why teenagers get married fresh out of high school in the South.

10/9/2008 6:32:32 AM


No, hon. That's not Satan, that's NATURE. Those are just your hormones doing what they do best. It's perfectly natural and proves that you are perfectly normal. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

10/9/2008 7:29:36 AM

Mookie Blaylock

This is the best laugh I've had in a long time... a guy praying NOT to get laid.


10/9/2008 7:36:20 AM


It's another kid with hormones kickin' in.

10/9/2008 7:56:05 AM


I thought this guy was a teenanger - hes a fucking divorcee!! He must be in his early 30s, and yet he still thinks like this.

The Rapture - screwing up people for life.

If you are in love with her, just fucking do it. Screw like bunnies if you have to - i know i would *wink*

(i say early 30s since its likely he got married young, say 17 or 18. He got divorced after 12 years, and was single for 4. So that would make him 33 at least.)

10/9/2008 8:56:43 AM

Mr Smith

My girlfriend and I gave in to sexual temptation.

Did you use a condom? It's a damned site more effective than prayer. If you didn't you can expect the LORD to bless you with the pitter patter of tiny feet within 8-9 months.

10/9/2008 9:12:50 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Dude, you got some nookie in a stable relationship. Nothing wrong there. Get on with your life.

10/9/2008 9:22:59 AM


You have hormones. It is completely natural. Sex is natural and not only for reproducing, please get that out of your mind. D: And on a second note, why does Satan get blamed for everything? What did he do to deserve it?

10/9/2008 9:41:55 AM


but heterosexuality is a choice, right? Maybe there's a fundie organization that can 'cure' you both.

10/9/2008 9:53:11 AM

Rebellious Scot


Madness, just madness.

This is Rapture RETARDS!

10/9/2008 10:06:14 AM


Castrate yourself like Boston Corbett did.

Don't believe me? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Corbett

10/9/2008 10:15:13 AM


Wow, this implies fundies actually enjoy having sex, who knew?

10/9/2008 10:15:44 AM

Dan Onymous

Ah bless. You realise you'll NEVER be able to have sex with her? You've been married once already so sleeping with another woman counts as adultery, which is a lifestyle choice and therefore just as bad as being gay. Sorry about that.

10/9/2008 10:25:17 AM


That sex sure is fun, isn't it?

10/9/2008 10:39:15 AM

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