My girlfriend and I gave in to sexual temptation... It took a while, but it happened... It's been a struggle ever since... We just recently got serious about overcoming this... We started praying together about it.. We're talking marriage in April.. As I write this I'm so very low... Last night at her house we were both burning.. We prayed... 20 minutes later we failed... I know thats aweful.. you dont have to tell me... I can feel Satan's darts, and he tries to turn us against each other when we're praying and doing good...
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It's not Satan it's your NATURAL HORMONES. And then later in your relationship when you lack the drive and cannot achieve sexual activity, you'll be blaming Satan for that as well.
edit: I looked at the rest of the thread and it's pretty sad, namely post #15.
Well, if you're burning, the least of your worries is marriage. Next time you're burning, you should try to take care of that first.
Ok, there are two easy solutions to your problem.
1) Give up the crap about feeling bad for being sexual.
2) Stop spending so much time alone with your girlfriend in places where you'll have the opportunity to get some poon!
Seriously, I was a practicing Catholic for a number of years...it's really not hard people. I don't think it's the right way to live anymore, but if you screw up you're really asking for it many times.
@HoJuSimpson
looked at #15 too: the true sadness is that she sees the rapture as the only way out, There's no sense of looking for solutions, or turning a page (easy to see, I know, but it is the real world, the only one she's going to have)
Raptoids are given an excuse not to do anything but whinge about how nasty the world is, and how Jesus will make it all better for them - no self-help involved, or allowed
How could you possibly get in the mood while you were both having a pray-a-thon?
If you really didn't want to have sex, why didn't you just go into seperate rooms? Oh, but that requires self control... Who needs that when you can just blame "mistakes" on the devil?
Even better question, what was the sex like? My guess:
"OH MY GOD THIS IS SO WRONG! OH YEAH, YOU ARE SO NAUGHTY! FUCK JESUS! OHHH MYYY GODDD!"
I thought this guy was a teenanger - hes a fucking divorcee!! He must be in his early 30s, and yet he still thinks like this.
The Rapture - screwing up people for life.
If you are in love with her, just fucking do it. Screw like bunnies if you have to - i know i would *wink*
(i say early 30s since its likely he got married young, say 17 or 18. He got divorced after 12 years, and was single for 4. So that would make him 33 at least.)
My girlfriend and I gave in to sexual temptation.
Did you use a condom? It's a damned site more effective than prayer. If you didn't you can expect the LORD to bless you with the pitter patter of tiny feet within 8-9 months.
You have hormones. It is completely natural. Sex is natural and not only for reproducing, please get that out of your mind. D: And on a second note, why does Satan get blamed for everything? What did he do to deserve it?
O_O
Madness, just madness.
This is Rapture RETARDS!
Anyone else think that the fundy might actually be getting off on some level from all this? Like, the guilt makes them feel dirty, but the good kind of dirty. There's so many opportunities for roleplaying too!
Fellow Fstdt'ers:
Please keep in mind that this Rapture Retard may not be talking about fornicating. It is possible that this comment might mean that they held hands or, heaven forbid, kissed.
Remember these people are truly fucked in the head.
This is why fundies are never comfortable with anything sexual. They repress themselves to the point of insanity, putting sex on a pedestal and building a wall around it. Then they wonder why it isn't all circling cherubs and rose petals when they finally get the sexual seal of approval in the form of a marriage license.
It's just sad.
Here is the right way, preferred by 9 of 10 gods, the anti-sin sexual position..
- Put your girlfriend (or boyfriend *wink* *wink*) in doggy style in front of you, naked of course.
- Give her/him a KJV Bible and tell her/him to start reading out loud from Revelations
- Fuck her/him
- Enjoy!
100% sin-proof!
You know, I hear that a lot of guys have sex with their girlfriends.
It's not probably not a big deal.
JohnTheAtheist: Good point. Or oral sex. Or maybe he touched her chest.
You know what, let's just ask for details.
Fundie Guy: Hi honey! I just came from church praying. You look kinda hot.
Fundie Girl: Uhh... Yeah... You're looking good too.
Guy: Oh no! We gave in to sexual temptation! We must start praying now and continue for 20 minutes!
Girl: Yes, definitely! I love you.
Guy: AARGH! THE DEVIL IS USING YOU AS A PUPPET! I can feel Satan's darts, and he tries to turn us against each other when we're praying and doing good! THIS MUST END NOW!
Forgotten your Christian doctrine already, have you? Just thinking about doing the nasty is enough to get you damned. So, since you are already damned by your thoughts why not give in to them? Asking for forgiveness for the act is just as easy as asking for forgiveness for the thought.
Oh, and kudos to you for not blaming your partner for "tempting you." Most of your lot isn't as insightful as that. They feel lust and then they try and shore up their fragile egos by degrading the woman. A few of them have blogs set up specifically to do this.
“My girlfriend and I gave in to sexual temptation...”
And the Church wants you to feel guilty about that, so they can control you that much better.
"It's been a struggle ever since...”
As they’ve programmed you to respond.
" We're talking marriage in April..”
That isn’t going to ‘overcome’ the fact thatyou’re human, just that you’re trying to appear outwardly as the judgmental fellows want you to be.
"We prayed... 20 minutes later we failed...”
Sounds like the prayer failed. I’d think about that for a while.
"I can feel Satan's darts, and he tries to turn us against each other when we're praying and doing good...”
It’s not Satan’s darts, it’s the Church’s.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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