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Yes, we all know you're a moron and you're probably voting for McPalin, right? Please do the world a favor and never reproduce. Your willful stupidity is sickening and embarassing.
10/13/2008 10:37:12 AM
Would you care to see the flaw in the analogy you seem so proud of?
10/13/2008 10:37:20 AM
''EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!'' is quite used nowadays, we should make up something akin to that guyse.
10/13/2008 10:38:38 AM
@lulzmonger: porsches aren't made that way?
10/13/2008 10:41:44 AM
Don't ever leave your truck, you are a tool.
10/13/2008 10:42:30 AM
"it amazes me that the people who believe in creatonism will not question it in any way,however they will come out with ludicrous statements against evolution that they have been spoon fed by some creatonist pseudo-scientist without doing any research into evolution themselves...open your eyes people"
Jamie T, Aberdeen, Scotland
10/13/2008 10:45:09 AM
The day you show me a giant man with a long white beard turn dirt into people is the day I'll believe in your fairy tale.
10/13/2008 10:51:51 AM
I find it ironic that an event which would almost certainly prove the existence of outside forces, such as a creator, would instead turn you into a skeptic.
10/13/2008 10:53:02 AM
Faith... no... more...
10/13/2008 11:02:22 AM
John of Rockford wrote:
"The day twigs and leaves march down the street and spontaneously assemble themselves into a tree is the day I'll believe in natural growth. Till then I'll believe trees are made in a tree factory 5 miles outside of Des Moines!"
Well, he may as well have. It'd have made about as much sense.
10/13/2008 11:10:34 AM
Calling Jeremy Clarkson.
10/13/2008 11:15:44 AM
But, Evolution does not work that way..how can you be so stupid to believe otherwise?
10/13/2008 11:15:52 AM
Yes, live a life of a moron until the laws of nature chance.
10/13/2008 11:17:39 AM
The day your powersaw decides on its own to cut your head off, that is the day that a LOT of people would believe that there is a God.
10/13/2008 11:24:35 AM
The day my tools get out of my truck on their own and design and build a house on their own that is the day I will believe evolution The day my tools get out of my truck on their own and design and build a house on their own that is the day I will believe evolution/
It would a bloody miracle if they did that, not evolution.
10/13/2008 11:40:51 AM
10/13/2008 11:43:50 AM
What sort of designer puts the entertainment center next to the sewage works?
10/13/2008 12:22:04 PM
Um...cars and houses don't evolve. Biological organisms evolve.
10/13/2008 12:58:51 PM
Tom S. Fox
The day when an allmighty being magically puffs out of nothing, I will believe in god.
Until then I believe that there is a rational, naturalistic explanation for everything.
10/13/2008 1:03:00 PM
The day God shows up in front of me and magicks a chicken out of thin air is the day I will believe creationism.
I won't hold my breath though.
10/13/2008 1:11:32 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
I have one word for idjits who believe in intelligent design:
Other words and phrases — cancer, genetic defect, etc. — also apply.
10/13/2008 1:21:51 PM
The day John can make a passing grade in freshman biology has yet to pass.
10/13/2008 1:22:44 PM
Are people really that willfully obtuse?
10/13/2008 1:46:38 PM
I like the analogy :)
Ferrari: good design
Porsche: decent design
Chevy: so so design
and then ....
there is god :)
10/13/2008 2:42:29 PM
The day my tools get out of my truck on their own and design and build a house on their own that is the day I will believe intelligent design.
10/13/2008 2:49:10 PM
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