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*throws a biology introduction text book at John*
*picks up a Kalashnikov and aims at him*
Read, motherfucker... read.
10/13/2008 3:55:14 PM
This ignoramous is a JOURNALIST? I get why the press swollowed the iraq war wafer...
10/13/2008 4:10:51 PM
The day you Fundie morons actually understand the ToE wil be the happiest d... oh, never mind, that'll never happen.
10/13/2008 4:41:11 PM
The day I go into my room and find that some tools have appeared out of nothing and then created a vast universe composed of Trillions of bodies out of nothing and millions of animals out of dirt, then I will believe in creationism
10/13/2008 4:51:33 PM
And the day a brand new house magically appears in front of me after I pray for it is the day I'll believe in God.
10/13/2008 4:54:51 PM
The off thing is that this argument kind of argues more against Creationism than evolution: he doesn't believe that something could just design something else.
10/13/2008 5:00:21 PM
@Thammuz: don't worry, this creatard is just a reader who posted a comment, not a journalist.
10/13/2008 6:03:24 PM
Ah, human prejudice.
We are instinctive designers, so we see design where there is none.
10/13/2008 6:05:24 PM
Evolution makes no predictions or claims about tools or houses. The event you described would be called a miracle, and it would proof for God more than anything else. That is why I am positive it will never happen.
10/13/2008 6:53:44 PM
I can find Germans, Italians, and Americans. I can go to the factories where the cars are built.
Please show me God's giant whale factory. Please show me God. If you cannot, evolution appears to be the most rational explanation for the diversity of life on this planet.
ps. Machines can't reproduce. Just a heads up so you won't be waiting for a new vehicle being created on its own from some horrible pick-up truck and Vega lovefest.
10/13/2008 7:07:55 PM
Very often when you see somebody arguing against the scientific theory of evolution they do so by reference to their 'Work tools and truck'. There may be some kind of hint there but I'm not sure.
10/13/2008 7:33:52 PM
The day my Porsche and my Ferrari reproduce and create me some hybrid offspring will be the day your analogy works.
Actually that would be awesome. Except for the car sex.
10/13/2008 7:44:49 PM
Aw, heck. We were all hoping you'd join us.
10/13/2008 8:09:39 PM
Does anyone besides me think if they saw tools come to life and built a house on their own they'd assume divine intervention.
Well, or insanity?
10/13/2008 8:32:47 PM
"The day my tools get out of my truck on their own and design and build a house on their own that is the day I will believe evolution."
Thats the day I'll believe in the infinite power of Bob the Builder. Can we fix it? YES WE CAN!
10/13/2008 8:34:45 PM
This post has it all: Stupidity, arrogance, willfull ignorance and, yes, a bit of penis envy.
10/13/2008 10:44:50 PM
Yo dipshit, your tools can't reproduce as they have no DNA and are inanimate. Stupid fucking fundies.
10/14/2008 12:28:28 AM
Do you ever think that some of these redneck nutjobs dislike evolution because it implies that inbreeding is a bad thing?
10/14/2008 2:06:07 AM
Incorrect analogy. Houses and cars are not alive and therefore cannot evolve. Comparing living organisms with unliving buildings and machinery is ridiculous.
10/14/2008 2:06:32 AM
10/14/2008 3:16:48 AM
Homeworkjunkie has spent his entire life in rehab.
10/14/2008 7:41:15 AM
You know I think if my intlligence was in your position I'd be impressed enough that my tools got out of the truck.
Then again if I were in your position I'd probably yell DEMON POSSESSED TOOLS. Then set fire to a few things for good measure.
10/14/2008 10:34:28 AM
I wish i could unread what i just read...
10/14/2008 9:03:01 PM
Is he STILL building them? Say in the womb? And killing off half to 75% of conceptions? Or are they growing without God?
And if they DO have God fiddling with them, what is it he's doing that wouldn't happen naturally? Maybe giving them a soul even though you can't show one, so what about non-humans- do THEY need God? All the earlier questions appy. And if not, then isn't that proof that natural systems can assemble complex structures without God?
10/15/2008 2:37:17 AM
Evolution doesn't work that way!
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