Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In Forums

Quote# 49584

From the irony department:...

(Q: Is Jesus a hypocrite?

Jesus states "But anyone who says 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell." Mat 5:22


But then Jesus says...

"You fools!" (Jesus) Luke 11:40
"You blind fools!" (Jesus) Mat 23:17
"How foolish you are" (Jesus) Luke 24:25
"But God said to him, 'You fool!' " (Jesus) Luke 12:20)



A:
When Jesus says it, it is righteous truth. Jesus cannot sin and Jesus can do no wrong.

Chris, Yahoo! Answers 43 Comments [10/12/2008 5:20:59 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: fritistat
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 2
#717376
Quantum Mechanic

"Jesus cannot sin"

Neither can Thor.
They're both myths.

10/12/2008 7:32:29 PM

#717410
Old Viking

Thus morality is, indeed relative.

@ Freedom Bound: Slicing the bologna a bit thin, aren't we?

10/12/2008 8:18:20 PM

#717713
Neserit

I see your point.
Jesus was a name-calling asshole.

I wonder if Jesus ever pitied the fool?

10/13/2008 12:17:46 AM

#717825
WMDKitty

But Jesus was, according to your own doctrine and dogma, *fully human*, and therefore *could* sin.

10/13/2008 1:22:40 AM

#717840
G Zimmer

@ Panz:

He was born of a virgin because the 'sin of Adam' as it were is only passed down through the male.

That's the bullshit I was taught to explain this.

10/13/2008 1:29:29 AM

#718258
Lulzmonger

So, jeebus can do whatever fuck he wants and still it's not sin?

10/13/2008 11:02:49 AM

#769556
Efrain

My uncle is named Jesus,does that mean if he told me that it's legal to pick up prostitutes he's right? or did you mean Jesus Christ?

11/15/2008 7:46:50 PM

#769579
AuraTwilight

Jesus is such a Marty Stu.

11/15/2008 8:38:57 PM

#769676
Canadiest

Yeah, He is Jesus, for Christs sake, cut him some slack

11/15/2008 10:26:17 PM

#769688
anti-nonsense

Righteous truth or not, it's still fucking hypocritical.

11/15/2008 10:35:44 PM

#775774
BobMalarky

Well isn't that convenient.

11/20/2008 6:56:13 AM

#775793
Nate!

How downright Leibnizian.

11/20/2008 7:29:23 AM

#1068077
JSS

Ah yes, good ol bible morality, where one who speculates about sex is evil incarnate and a deity who drowns and kills all human beings on earth is righteous. Let us spend an hour in prayer lest the Lord decide to burn us all and send us to hell in his righteous hat... love for not performing to impossible expectations.

12/8/2009 3:39:51 PM

#1068094
louislois

How convenient for your deity...

12/8/2009 4:50:25 PM

#1389786
Quantum Mechanic

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are all forgeries.
Jesus never existed.
Chris is a moron.

4/4/2012 11:08:41 PM

#1488706


Thanks for NOT answering the question.

1/1/2013 1:26:19 AM

#1488948
xyz

So in other words, yes. Thank you for giving a clear answer.

1/1/2013 11:39:22 AM

#1488980
Blarghonius

Religion has more exceptions than any other system. Is killing bad? Yes, but not if God does it or if it's done in the name of God. Is stealing bad? Yes, but not if God likes you.

1/1/2013 12:40:46 PM
1 2