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A swing and a miss.
10/13/2008 1:01:34 AM
Er, no, that wasn't part of the Big 10. Lying, adultery, coveting, disho-- wait, let me boil it down for ya -- the Big 10 can be reduced to two basic ideas. Be honest. Be faithful.
10/13/2008 1:07:47 AM
Let's see... Exodus ch. XX in my KJV... nope. In my first Bible (French Maredsous edition, 1973)... neither. My Zondervan Amplified... zilch. That leaves my reference Chouraqui French translation, straight from the Hebrew... no, nothing.
Either my four Bibles are wrong, or... check the 9th Commandment. In any Bible.
10/13/2008 1:29:11 AM
That would certainly explain why people don't want them on Courthouses, don't ya think?
10/13/2008 1:47:45 AM
goodness I haven't laughed so hard in along time
10/13/2008 1:55:22 AM
10/13/2008 2:08:01 AM
More proof that if an atheist reads the bible he's already done more research than any theist ever will into the book.
10/13/2008 2:12:51 AM
10/13/2008 2:25:00 AM
Obviously she's never read the Holy Bible, or she'd actually know the 10 commandments.
10/13/2008 2:49:34 AM
Lucilius: Unfortunately I found that on the internet, I don't own that light switch but if I did it would so be going on my wall. ;-)
10/13/2008 3:09:16 AM
10/13/2008 3:12:28 AM
10/13/2008 3:48:44 AM
a mind far far away
Wow. I've read the Bible many times, and have spent a considerable amount on the Ten Commandments, yet, I have never read this one. I guess my Bible is flawed. So you, sir, have obviously never read the Bible, to have made such a huge blunder about such an important part. This deserves an 'Idiot of the Year' award.
10/13/2008 5:58:28 AM
Kid, you just shot yourself in the leg.
10/13/2008 6:53:47 AM
Not in my bible it isn't. what version are you reading?
10/13/2008 10:25:26 AM
My profession of the last 57 years is translating the ORIGINAL source texts of the bible. I know the bible better than most of the clergy.
It is the most inaccurate, mistranslated and deliberately deceptive collection of ancient goat-sodomisers tales ever written by man, specifically to keep idiots such as you well and truly cowed.
10/13/2008 11:06:47 AM
Failed at, dare i say at fundamental part of your own fucking religion?
10/13/2008 11:28:45 AM
no, it's not! Maybe it was on one of the plates that Moses broke?
10/13/2008 4:12:41 PM
10/13/2008 9:38:43 PM
When did you last read the Ten Commandments?
10/13/2008 9:44:06 PM
Physician: heal thyself.
Translation: Apply your own advice, fundie.
10/14/2008 2:26:35 AM
10/14/2008 4:04:18 PM
When did you get into my house? I want my TV back!
10/16/2008 5:41:42 PM
10/21/2008 2:27:55 AM
a mind far far away
The REAL 10 Commandments:
1. Thou shalt beat all homos
2. Thou shalt beat your wives into submission
3. Thou shalt reject all reason and logic
4. Thou shalt accept ignorance as a virtue
5. Thou shalt not think for yourself
6. Thou shalt not abide by common sense
7. Thou shalt judge others who don't agree with you
8. Thou shalt deny reality in favor of fantasy
9. Thou shalt sin, deny it, and accuse others of doing those said sins
10. Most importantly, thou shalt not reveal these to anyone who does not prove himself to be a believer.
These are the ones they don't put in print or want us to see. I had to do some crazy stuff to get my hands on a copy.
10/21/2008 2:52:16 AM
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