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#717778
Dr. Funkenstien
A swing and a miss.
10/13/2008 1:01:34 AM
#717791
WMDKitty
Er, no, that wasn't part of the Big 10. Lying, adultery, coveting, disho-- wait, let me boil it down for ya -- the Big 10 can be reduced to two basic ideas. Be honest. Be faithful.
10/13/2008 1:07:47 AM
#717839
Alethe
Let's see... Exodus ch. XX in my KJV... nope. In my first Bible (French Maredsous edition, 1973)... neither. My Zondervan Amplified... zilch. That leaves my reference Chouraqui French translation, straight from the Hebrew... no, nothing.
Either my four Bibles are wrong, or... check the 9th Commandment. In any Bible.
10/13/2008 1:29:11 AM
#717856
rubber chicken
That would certainly explain why people don't want them on Courthouses, don't ya think?
10/13/2008 1:47:45 AM
#717867
myheadhurts
goodness I haven't laughed so hard in along time
10/13/2008 1:55:22 AM
#717889
MK
Amanda wins.
10/13/2008 2:08:01 AM
#717894
Jedi1josh
More proof that if an atheist reads the bible he's already done more research than any theist ever will into the book.
10/13/2008 2:12:51 AM
#717919
anonymous
XD
10/13/2008 2:25:00 AM
#717939
starfire
Obviously she's never read the Holy Bible, or she'd actually know the 10 commandments.
10/13/2008 2:49:34 AM
#717960
Amanda
Lucilius: Unfortunately I found that on the internet, I don't own that light switch but if I did it would so be going on my wall. ;-)
10/13/2008 3:09:16 AM
#717962
Bad Influence
Epic fail.
10/13/2008 3:12:28 AM
#717982
Osiris
Ah Christ.
10/13/2008 3:48:44 AM
#718074
a mind far far away
Wow. I've read the Bible many times, and have spent a considerable amount on the Ten Commandments, yet, I have never read this one. I guess my Bible is flawed. So you, sir, have obviously never read the Bible, to have made such a huge blunder about such an important part. This deserves an 'Idiot of the Year' award.
10/13/2008 5:58:28 AM
#718100
aaa
Kid, you just shot yourself in the leg.
10/13/2008 6:53:47 AM
#718192
Dan Onymous
Not in my bible it isn't. what version are you reading?
10/13/2008 10:25:26 AM
#718263
Michael
My profession of the last 57 years is translating the ORIGINAL source texts of the bible. I know the bible better than most of the clergy.
It is the most inaccurate, mistranslated and deliberately deceptive collection of ancient goat-sodomisers tales ever written by man, specifically to keep idiots such as you well and truly cowed.
10/13/2008 11:06:47 AM
#718292
Lulzmonger
Failed at, dare i say at fundamental part of your own fucking religion?
10/13/2008 11:28:45 AM
#718479
Poppy Pomfrey
no, it's not! Maybe it was on one of the plates that Moses broke?
10/13/2008 4:12:41 PM
#718818
Pyroclasm
FAILIN
10/13/2008 9:38:43 PM
#718827
Xotan
When did you last read the Ten Commandments?
10/13/2008 9:44:06 PM
#719087
MAT
Physician: heal thyself.
Translation: Apply your own advice, fundie.
10/14/2008 2:26:35 AM
#719685
Adrian
10/14/2008 4:04:18 PM
#722715
Portly
@Amanda
When did you get into my house? I want my TV back!
10/16/2008 5:41:42 PM
#728919
Thejebusfire
10/21/2008 2:27:55 AM
#728937
a mind far far away
The REAL 10 Commandments:
1. Thou shalt beat all homos
2. Thou shalt beat your wives into submission
3. Thou shalt reject all reason and logic
4. Thou shalt accept ignorance as a virtue
5. Thou shalt not think for yourself
6. Thou shalt not abide by common sense
7. Thou shalt judge others who don't agree with you
8. Thou shalt deny reality in favor of fantasy
9. Thou shalt sin, deny it, and accuse others of doing those said sins
10. Most importantly, thou shalt not reveal these to anyone who does not prove himself to be a believer.
These are the ones they don't put in print or want us to see. I had to do some crazy stuff to get my hands on a copy.
10/21/2008 2:52:16 AM
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