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Well, explain me how reproduction appeared and DNA. But i know that you wont be able to say something else than: pouff! it appeared.

Itiswritten, PlanetWisdom 10 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Me

yeah, and how god created man? pouff! it appeared, right?

2/16/2009 3:44:32 PM

David B.

The Origins of Life: From the Birth of Life to the Origin of Language
by John Maynard Smith and Eors Szathmary.

2/16/2009 4:35:38 PM

Canadiest

nuff said

2/16/2009 6:03:00 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Reproduction "appeared"? Let the fucking begin baby!

There are extremely logical explanations for the rise of DNA and for sexual reproduction but I wouldn't waste my time explaining them to you because a) you are too stupid to understand them and b) even if you did understand it you would reject the logic anyway because you are a douchebag.

2/16/2009 6:43:44 PM

szaleniec

"But i know that you wont be able to say something else than: pouff! it appeared."

This from a *creationist*. My irony meter just exploded. It went "pouff".

2/16/2009 7:29:34 PM

El Guapo

Explaining this to you would be like teaching a card trick to a dog.

2/16/2009 8:06:30 PM

Allegory for Jesus

DNA is molecule, how do you think it appeared?
Reproduction was asexual originally, which would be similar to cellular mitosis basically and many organisms still reproduce asexually. Some organisms are able to both sexually and asexually reproduce while others sexually reproduce with themselves (hermaphrodites).
But I suppose that "MAGIC!" is the only acceptable answers to your questions, correct?

10/9/2010 9:57:51 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Well, explain me how reproduction appeared and DNA.

Okay; God made them out of dirt. Satisfied?

10/9/2010 10:03:48 AM



Oh the irony!

11/22/2012 6:22:29 AM

Justanotheratheist

Nah, we'll leave the "Pouff! It appeared" thing to you. After all, it's all you've got.

11/22/2012 6:27:12 AM

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